/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

This shit is really starting to tik me off

Previous thread
>Countdown to BotW
botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

FUCKKKKKKK

where da fuk is mah TIK?

HOLY SHIT

Reminder!
No pic = fake.

Link is a fucking slut.

Don't fake your rage, just release it!

reminder

guess we just have to keep on waiting

5 HOURS!

fuckin based

TIME IS tikING

Were NY and Warehouse really fake? Or still possible?

They had sex together instead

time for some porn and to tikle myself

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Hope for the best, but expect the worst

I think this is the first general on Veeky Forums where I'm actually looking forward to it dying.
That will mean it leaked and everyone will be playing it. What a glorious day it would be.

We're fucking trapped in the same nightmare.

Just got on. Anything come out today

Reminder that we all have to wait until March 3rd to play Zelda, just because of a single line of text.

Clearly you haven't been around many generals.

that's hot

>it's a nightmare we can't play early

grow up.

The nightmare is the shitposting.

grow down
im hyped as fuck to play it early

I know you wanna think you're a cool adult, but maybe you should also learn what hyperbole and poe's law are. Both of those specifically.

this thread

People are going Wild.

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QUCK CHECK DEMONOID.

ITS OUT

CHECK BLACK CAT GAMES

IT'S OUT

It's a breath of fresh air really.

too soon

I'm losing my goddamn mind.
This isn't a pun, I'm just honestly losing it.

>Demonoid
There's a name I haven't seen in a while.

demonoid is down, faggot.

IF IT DONT LEAK TONIGHT IDK WHAT ILL DO

There has to be one YouTuber out there who's uploading footage beyond the first 5 hours.

Please tell me there is.

inb4

HOLY SHIT ITS UP ON LIMEWIRE ALONG WITH TIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

See We'll know in an hour.

F

>doubt.jpg

WHERE ARE THE BRUTEFORCE PEOPLE DID YOU GUYS GET IT

Try to take a deep Breath...

more CUTE anime girls!

I'm so sad that our memes will die when the game comes out. It's been good times.

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT FROM NAPSTER

HOLY SHIT

I'm from the far off future of 3000000000000002017. Looks like we got through 60% of codes. No luck yet.

Just 6 days away. There is no point on pirating it anymore. It's almost here already.

Is there a torrent somewhere?

Any qt looking for a bf?

Never underestimate what a single moment early means to a pirate.

yeah just up the thread a bit

HOLY SHIT ITS UP ON CLUB PENGUIN!!

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HOLY SHIT CHECK STEAM

>"no point in pirating"
>ever being the case

Mirai is love. Mirai is life.
Mirai will fuck you in the ass.

>Captcha: STOP Headers
Huh...

HOLY SHIT God Eater is on sale

it's up on suprnova.org

HOLY SHIT CHECK NAPSTER

not yet

I believe in WarehouseBro, but at the same time I expect nothing.

If he actually delivers, he'll be the hero of /hbg/ for a week or 2, since Nintendo actually stepped up their game to avoid it leaking, and even paid some youtuber faggot to say the Wii U version wasn't that good, Buy A Switch Now, Goyms!

Here, some more Mirai.

>and even paid some youtuber faggot to say the Wii U version wasn't that good

What Youtuber?

>WarehouseBro,
I want to believe

QUICK CHECK MP3.com

ITS OUT

He will do it. I believe him.

papa bless

Who is WarehouseBro? Same as AusFagBro from yesterday?

hes browsing this thread right now and laughing at you sad motherfuckers

Haedox. Keep in mind literally no reviewer nor YouTuber were allowed a Wii U version because they're aware of the rampant piracy. They decided to hand free Switches instead.

Haedox was EXTREMELY salty he was let out of the Nintendo Ambassador thing for YouTube, so shilling for them to be part of it once more.

Show some support for NYBro
He can do this too

so how are .tik files generated?
as i have a pretty decent understanding of coding as such may be able to help for the golden egg.

CHECK OUT UNDERGROUNDGAMER

>Believing anyone without solid proof

Are you fucking 10?

Starting to think the even guy who posted the bootscreen and sounds somehow faked it.

HOLY SHIT CHECK MEGAUPLOAD

He'll be out of work soon and we'll find out, he said he did it in the last thread

HOLY SHIT

Here's the tweet I do, but if WarehouseBro is legit, NYCkid won't have to do it. If WarehouseBro is another Aus_W, then all my hope lies on NYCkid. And if he's fake, welp then, I'll wait till March 3rd I guess.

Their proof is their word.
I believe in them.

He's more believable than some of the faggots in this thread.

So he's just spouting random bullshit without having actually played the Wii U version.

Is he autistic?

i just fapped and im going to bed
i want you faggots to have the tik by the time i wake up

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Yes, apparently autistic enough his previous editor was a girl who was into him but his autism didnt into feelings causing a month hiatus of him going to apologize to her mother or some shit.

Fuck you. My cuck days are done with.

You better sleep for like 72 hours at least then

Nintendo's only shown the Wii U version at events so you could potentially go by that.

i fapped like four times today
keep up user

Imma ask you one more time bitch...

He became a persona non grata to Nintendo though, and he got REALLY salty when they stopped giving him free games because "baww making videos for youtube is so hard"

Suddenly every user and their cousin work in a game store, I can't really believe this but I do want to, how can you anons do it?

>4 times
11 times here. Still not satisfied
Please help me, this existance is miserable,.

Im gamestop

if i weren't busy with some work on the side i'd probably be up there with you
the urge to keep track of the tik thing is too strong and keeps distracting me, sadly

warehousebro, if you are here, dont be a hero

How long has it been since warehousebro last posted?

FUCK. OFF. WAREHOUSEBRO, YOURE THE LIGHT, OUR LIGHT, THAT MUST SHINE OVER Veeky Forums AGAIN