/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

Don't die with only 10 posts.

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FOR DARIUS!
FOR Ti-2!

Bahmpu~

Most people who play shmups in the west actually don't even like shmups, they are just hipsters who are into old arcade games and niche games.

That's also why only so few people play CCWI or Ikaruga although they are objectively one of the best shmups ever made.

Reminder not to reply to Kraut.

>ikaruga
>good
kek le kek

what Gus playing currently? him really need try ccwi unlimited if he real man

>what trick is a one trick pony currently doing
gee i wonder

Ikaruga is shit, it's not fun it's not a real shmups!

ikaruga is too slow and is the choice of hipsters who pretend to play shmup

>yfw non-shmuppers pass by these threads and all they see is kraut's posts

what about touhou players

I respect 2hu lunatic players. If they have will they could easily 1cc any arcade shmups, like DDP, Ketsui, even CCWI.

>calls others hipsters while playing a shitty CAVE knockoff instead of the real thing like everyone else

>touhou
lmao

>says who never played clover crimzon

bumparu

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What a cute girl(male)

I don't like the soundtrack in danmaku unlimited

josei da

I don't like you

i don't like you either

>don't even like shmups
>they are just hipsters who are into old arcade games and niche games.

>anyone that likes older games is a hipster
>no one grew up playing games that are now considered retro
What is this a /vr/ meme?

Patently wrong. They're into shmups because they can't be bothered moving on with the rest of the planet, and they're stuck playing games where the only challenge is simply memorizing youtube videos.

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It's all ogre now.

delete this

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> the only challenge is simply memorizing youtube videos
where are your WRs
post you're scores

Woah!
The new Darius is looking pretty good

no, just another dlc

At this point any new dlc might as well be the new darius

>dlc without new stages
this is boring

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youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Bahmpu~

if anyones on fightcade come into windjammers room and play for funz

Bahmpu again~

>not a shmup
fuck off

one trick pony detected.

>take a little break of my main game
>completely shit at it again

attention whore detected

I haven't played those because all I can do is emulate

56th for I'm gay

also bump

Bahmpu~

Shumps

When the FUCK will Degica release info on the next CAVE release?

>cooking food requires fire
>"where's your cooked food?"

The fact that I don't cook doesn't disprove that cooking requires fire.

The fact that I hate memorizing youtube vids enough to not get into this bullshit genre doesn't prove that memorizing videos is all the pros are doing.

Multiple people admitted to the use of superplays and savescumming to get into their world records. The system11 or whatever it's called board has beginner guides that say "start watching videos and use savescum".

No thanks, I'm sticking to getting gud to games that matter. If I want to "monkey see, monkey do" I'll learn a music instrument, at least music is universally recognized by society as pleasant versus memorizing flight patterns.

>The fact that I hate memorizing youtube vids enough to not get into this bullshit genre doesn't prove that memorizing videos is all the pros are doing.
Why are you here if you don't want to discuss shmups?

Why do you act like memorizing videos is the only way to play shmups?

>I'm sticking to getting gud to games that matter
No such thing, video games are universally seen as children's toys and admitting that you're good at them is pretty shameful desu. Learn an actual hobby if recognition is what you want you pathetic faggot

Pad players, what pad do you recommend? My DS3s are almost busted and I need a new pad.

I'm enjoying my DS4, and the Saturn pad is apparently very, very good.

Sega Saturn Pad

Jesus fucking christ you're retarded, I personally do most of my routing myself and have fun doing it. If you're so mentally disabled you have to copy another player move-by-move to get by you ought to be sterilized. On top of that, if you're so averse to shmups, why don't you just get the fuck out of this thread already?

I actually have a sanwa parts arcade stick I use for fighters, should I learn to shmup on it?

>the fact that I don't cook doesn't disprove that cooking requires fire
Too deep.

Yes

Definitely, you'll even have a head start over someone getting a stick for shmups.

>The fact that I don't cook doesn't disprove that cooking requires fire.

No but it does prove the fact that you don't know shit about cooking therefore cannot make statements like "cooking only requires knowing how to start a fire".

Bump

/shmupg/ - cooking and shit

Mostly shit

the "and" in your post is completely unnecessary

xbox one analog stick

Bahmpu~

I like wireless 360 controller when I can't get my HRAP3 to work with a game

I've been using ds4 a lot and I find the dpad pretty good.

Keyboard

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>casper bullies windia
>then this
Is it an abusive relationship?

Stockholm Syndrome

wish i could do at least one trick

Don't feel bad, Cee confirmed himself the only "tricks" he can do is literal clown shit like juggling and petty bike tricks.

t. jealous ugly beta with no talent.

>clown tricks
>"talent"
Don't make me laugh.

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Nice.

It's not

I hate Cee like the next guy, but his juggling and biking skills and fucking awesome.

I personally don't give a shit.
>lol see i'm not a one trick pony i also do clown tricks in my free time xD

Calling these things clown tricks is just as retarded as people calling shmups games for children only.

Which Cee does on a regular basis, so what's your point? Play shit games, win shit prizes.

Just because Cee acts retarded doesn't mean everyone has. I for one have respect for people who can ride bikes this well. Shits not easy.

Bahmpu~

Last bahmpu before bed.

Keep flying, /shmupg/

what's more gayer, homing shot or spread shot?

spread anus

homo shot