Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1002

We catgirls now?

Bullies are not welcome here.

Welcome? I run this thread.

I-I'm serious! It's gonna blow up! For real!

More!

Go away. New cards are incoming apparently so it's a time for celebration, not bullying.

Meow

Always!

I do as I please!

Here user I present to you the anti-bully weapon of choice.

I'll hold onto this.

If you don't leave I'm gonna tell on you to Haruka and she'll turn you into a mindbroken fucktoy!

What if I agree to be good can I stay?

I'm going to hire the whole crimson squad as my maids. Yomi will be the cook, hikage will be my personal heater, homura will do the heavy lifting, haruka will do the cleaning and cat will be my night attendant.

>not wanting to be a mindbroken fucktoy for the mistress
you are the weakest race

Hikage is cold-blooded

If you put her in a bathtub full of warm water for a few hours and take her out you can absorb all the heat she has stored.

I'm not fucking weak. I'll be the mindbrokenest fucktoy ever! Bring on the Haruka!

We'll see.

She looks like a dumb bitch. I can handle anything she can dish out!

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights

Which other Senrans look better with their hair up?

You can't. Just look how dangerous she looks, ready to dominate.

I want Asuka to hold me like I'm a baby.

Yes, we catgirls now.

B-boy's voice. N-not sexy...

I need my condoms

>condoms

>bed wetting intensifies

There's no such thing as too safe

Hyoki doesn't wet the bed and I'm not intimidated by Leo!

How would you react if your Senran was actually a bit submissive and wants to experiment with light BDSM? Nothing too wild, maybe just some fluffy handcuffs and a gag in the beginning?

I'd be surprised that she had been pretending to be so into for so long.

Uninterested. I'd let her try it, but I doubt I'd be able to get into it.

I'd be happy to oblige.

I wouldn't be surprised, she's really curious and likes to try out new things, but I'd be a bit doubtful of her resolve to stick with it because she's kind of a wuss when it comes to pain.

Considering who my Senran is, I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted to switch things up one night

Yea Shiki's a wuss! I remember this one time I bullied her and she cried after only 4 minutes!

It'd be really hard to do BDSM with her because she sends mixed messages.

You don't have to hurt her, the loss of control can be very exciting in itself. Beingat your mercy and having to be obedient might actually turn her on.

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*push*

sure I just think that she's a bit flakey when it comes to things like this. She wants to try things all the time but then backs out when she doesn't like it and it can ruin the entire evening. My Senran is far from perfect. But I love her anyway.

Yozakura says I have to go to bed but I'm not gonna!

You know as well as I do how strong she is
She's going to get you there one way or another

It's not healthy to avoid sleep

On that note goodnight boobgen

She'll have to drag me kicking and screaming!
Going to bed is for nerds!

I keep coughing too much to sleep, robotussin doesn't do dick, and even hydrocodone I think I'm getting tolerant to so it's not working.

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I want to lick Asuka;s teeth.

I want Asuka to finally snap from all the times I bullied her and said I want to fuck her Grandma.

I want her to beat me up, strip me naked and push me over and then jump on top of me and take both our virginities! With her asking "Who is bad at sex now , huh?".

Then I want her to grind me so hard and fast that I have no choice but to cum in her after 10 seconds, getting her pregnant!

Then I want her to mock me for cumming so fast and say how she is disappointed the person she has to marry cums so fast!

>And then user woke up

[death metal music in the distance]

Why would I wake up? I am just saying I want this to happen!

But it wouldn't be real

So I would wake up and still be fucking Jasmine?

No. You wouldn't be fucking anyone because you're a lonely virgin!

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That's not waking up user! That just my real life!

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Asuka is mine.
Homura is mine.
Gessen academy is mine.
Soon all Senrans will belong to Yumi!

Exactly user! And if anything you just said ever happened you'd wake up because you'd be dreaming!

Reminder: Yumi is evil and just wants to absorb all the other Senrans into her body, just so she can get bigger boobs!

But why would I fantasise about that happening?

She is evil, but she might just want to be a harem protagonist.

You're not! I'm just reminding you of the situation you're in!

You fiend, you went too far!
Just for this, I will make sure you never get a groom and will dedicate my life to stopping "puri" from catching on!
So I already succeeded on the latter without even trying, the former will be a little bit tougher

But I don't need you to remind me of that. I am aware of it all the time. I know I will die alone and cold, never having known the gentle warmth of companionship.

Homu's smugness+exposed butt do weird things to me.

>watching the anime
>on episode 3
>Hanzo's "discipline" of Ikaruga
>*pant* *pant* *pant*
>"You're so stiff!"

W-wew lad

>watching the anime
Why?

cause I haven't seen it before (seen the EV OVA and some of the special episodes but not the actual series) and I'm bored and sick.

although.... they made Katsuragi .... too dykey in the anime. In the games she just likes harassing.. in the anime she .. actually seems more dyke than Yagyu.

wake up!

What's inside?

肉!

PEW

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Please do not put Minori in a bag

How meaty is too meaty?

i know it when i see it

Homura is for headpats and mimikaki.

Would you reject a kiss from sneg?

youtube.com/watch?v=ifIlTOi7qg4&t=2s

BIG

>Senrans
>Having nipples

Why are you lying to me?

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[x] Headpat

I think that kissing was too much pandering even for this series and I hate it.

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