Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

FUCK YOU MELBOURNE

FUCK YOU SYDNEY

>awaken
>NA dota still supreme

winter sucks edition

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>no bkb on lc
...

fuck off, chocolate is only good during winter.
>mfw drinking hot chocolate on a cold morning while queuing

JUST THROW MY SHIT UP

peenoise are smelly dotards

Reposting

>DA TUSG
>LC
>KotL and BadKotlOfVacuuming

Why

What's her name again?

jesus christ how do you lose that fight?
did tinker seriously try to spam right next to the rosh pit?

>Kick Khezu
>Acquire SingSing
>Win
It's THAT easy dotards.

puppey needed an excuse to beat pld tonight

no!
we're a tropical country so we take a bath everyday!

whose the qt in the middle :^)

tv/dotastarladder_en

you interestingly smelly dotards, join the hype

this is exactly why you don't go midas on your cores like a goddamm retard

P E E N O I S E D O T A

>tfw El presidente's career singlehandedly ruined by mouthbreathing otaku virgin

He is forced to play with some t3 players because no one smart enough wants to go near him.

Puppeys gonna kill EE if they ever meet on lan, right?

>np and secret
>ever attending a LAN
LOL!

>pick le balanced slippery fishman
>win
looks like some pub game lmao.

>lifestealer and tinker
top 10 betrayals in anime

this makes me feel sad :(

only a player from the most cancerous server can put out the best of the most cancerous hero.

wrong! I'm a pinoy and I bathe like 4 times per week.

atleast NP can qualify at majors through NA qualifiers
secret has to beat liquid or B)ears, which are both leagues ahead of them

O B O S E N

PIE EXPOSED! HE MANA LEAKED A CREEP WTF PIE

look at the player cams on tnc

those buggers are happy as fuck lmao

pld mana leaked a melee creep
LMAO

One rosh fight just cost them 7.5k

feeding that gem back tho...

At this point it's safe to say liquid is getting invited to the major and since EU and CIS qualifiers are now separate there's a small chance.
But bears were looking amazing during dac qualifiers. They can only get better from there so things aren't looking too good for secret.

>NA qualifiers only have one spot, and NP still qualify

>Searekt can't even qualify in EU, which has two spots, and joke teams such as Babyknight C9 and Alliance

>THE FUCKING GULAG OF SHITREKT.

pretty fucking pissed off at secret

if not for them i would be up by at least $300 today instead of just 100

fucking hell.

Why would you bet on Secret winning? Are you absolutely retarded?

>At this point it's safe to say liquid is getting invited to the major and since EU and CIS qualifiers are now separate there's a small chance.
only if there are two invites from EU, OG most certainly gets the invite over liquid unless OG chokes in the following lans and liquid beats them every time they meet

>c9 and alliance
ahhh i remember that one showdown

i bet on the f10k

which they were consistently getting

retard.

What does that mean? I'm not a degenerate who bets

SECRET ?? ? ?

someone explain to me the thought process behind the tusk pick
I'm 6k and I can't understand it

>im an idiot who doesnt want free money

>calling people degenerate
hello virgineet!

OG is getting invited no matter what. They are the winners of the previous major.
And forcing liquid to go through the qualifiers is a joke. They've already proven that they can CRUSH every team in EU without a contest. And yesterday they demolished Wings.

Can you explain what it means dude, I'm curious

>getting rekt by literal no ones

>Team Secret
What went wrong?

secret is done, either they disband or kick everyone else but puppey

>pick tinker
>lose
wow who didn't see that coming?

Hello autistic faggot!

>Secret is literally incapable of winning without Lone Druid

Stick a fork in this shit team, they are done

>puppey rage buybacks
>orders his team to go in
>gets teamwiped

Is there a worse captain than this guy? holy fucc

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>Shitrekt can't even beat some dog shit SEA teams.

Even when they had the best team in Dota 2 on paper they've achieved literally nothing.

>dive fountain
Oh god that one hurt to watch

>LOSING TO LITERAL THIRD WORLDERS

>pick le balanced slippery fish man
>win

hmmmm... activates my almonds tbqh

whoever made the call to go midas into SB on legion lost the game for secret

Do you guys think he has a backup plan?

>don`t call gg
>get fountain dived

rofl

Can none of them speak like a normal person?

>the team with more SEA master race people wins

>Recruit a Malaysian 9k
>Lost to their only weakness: Pinoy Dota

SHITREKT?

there will always be some shmucks who'll jump at the opportunity to play with puppey
and so the turk scam can continue

>OD is beyond godlike
>Slark is also beyond godlike

LMAO secrekt

>FOUNTAIN DIVE
>60k twitch viewers

>What went wrong?
Puppey

>TNC
>dogshit
they have 3 of the same players that got em 7th-8th at TI6 mane
they're pretty legit

>Bad smell
What did he mean by this dotards?

The problem Valve is facing is that because they made the major a single elim format, the placements aside from first are worthless for using for invites. If they follow tradition, they have to invite Ad Finem despite flukeing their way to the finals, which would lower the chances of a Liquid invite considerably.

can someone assassinate slacks

that was glorious

to be fair they were going to lose eventually anyway

They're shit and you know they are.

>no our boy jimmy
>legit

big old retarded slacks + subhuman manlet pinoy = cringiest thing i've ever seen in my life

is this more embarrassing than OG at ti6? holy fuck secret toally is dead after this
>got exposed by a animefaggot of all people
>no one wants to play with you except the desperate ones
>can barely attend a lan
>got demolished and fountain dived by third worlders

yes

they would have gotten further without jimmy

Miracle evolved into his final form, Mirael the Angel of DotA.

Reminder that TNC would've won TI if they didn't face DC

SLACKS AHAHAHAHAHAH he said ''telling him about sumail'' hehehehehhe he didnt hear him based squeakychubby korean calling him out

>unironically using "cringe" in vocab

LMAO funniest thing in this tournament definitely.

first to 10 kills

I love seeing Secret losing. Regardless of their scummy history even, I hate Pieliedie constantly ratting it out with his support heroes. Fucking former C9 players spread the rat and splitpush playstyle to every team.

Tims is better.

>all this delusion that Jimmy is that good
come on man I like the guy but he can barely win a game with his new stack

Oh, in that case I stand corrected, I thought you could just bet on who wins and loses

seriously slacks is in EVERY tournement, EVERY panel, EVERY match, what is going on now
this cancer has spread too far already

or if jimmy stopped picking Alchemist twice that made them lose when they're up 1-0 against DC.

>team with more whites loses
can they go extinct already?

>I hate Pieliedie
pld is a victim pls respect

He's playing with tier 3 NA rejects, of course he loses.
He made a conscious decision to give up winning to play with non-subhumans.

WINGS VS VG J WHO WINZ

Yeah I totally forgot about Ad Finem and I agree with you about the single elim format. Only the first place should get an invite.

It wouldn't make sense to invite Ad Finem, their score has been abysmal since the major.
If you were to put them against Liquid they would probably lose 10/10 times.

And at the end of the day, quality of the games is what matters the most.

>not pandering to reddit
premium tournaments needs some cash too my good man