"And so it begins... The Great War ®."

>I Am Dracula

It all makes sense now

"[...] This invisible hand I am describing amongst other factors seems to be related to a large accumulation of prosperity connected to various nation state like entities."

How could we be so blind?

>and I will send those savages on a trail of tears

what an asshole

>Open your mind to, Meditations.

Way to shill your own book

>What a divine comedy of this Renaissance

title drop

"So what are you... Prisoners on some kind of... death march?"

oh boy

>Truly it was a, Mein Kampf

>it is I, Adolf Hitler, creater.....and keeper..... of the Secrets of The Third Reich™

christ

Napoleon wasn't even that small compared to everyone else back then.

With 1.69m he was even bigger than the average frenchie back then.

"European Heights in the Early 18th Century
John Komlos and Francesco Cinnirella
Department of Economics
University of Munich
Ludwigstr. 33 / IV
80539 Munich, Germany
Tel: +49 / 89 / 2180 – 3169
[email protected]

Abstract: We estimate the height of various European populations in the first half of
the 18th century. English and Irish male heights are estimated at c. 65 inches (165 cm), and c.
66 inches (168 cm) respectively. These values are below those obtained from the only other
sample available for the period pertaining to British and Irish men, namely those of runaway
indentured and convict servants in colonial North America, whose height is estimated as
between 66.4 and 67.0 inches (168,7 and 170,2 cm). At c. 64.5 inches (164 cm) Saxon,
German and Scotch military heights appear to be near the bottom of the European height
distribution in this period. The English were about as tall as Bohemians and French, but
shorter than the Irish and Hungarians. A large decline in English heights is evident among the
birth cohorts of 1725-29, suggesting that the subsistence crisis of this period must have had a
substantial lasting impact on the nutritional status of the cohort born during a time of
nutritional deprivation."

epub.ub.uni-muenchen.de/572/1/european_heights_in_the_early_18th_century.pdf

Still don't know why everyone thought he was a little shit

Get your logic and reason out of this meme thread.

See the joke wasn't that Napoleon was short but the fact that Napoleon wasn't even born when Hobbes was alive.

>logic and reason

You mean autism

>Canada, I will be True to You

>The only thing to fear is Hitler

What a wonderful president ;_;

>I was predestined to get dubs with this post

...

This autism meme is getting really old

His point is still valid, every uneducated fag still thinks that he was a manlet.

He was still shorter than well-fed elite soldiers, officers and nobles.

Calvincucks BTFO

you just proved god does not exist

Yeah maybe if you're fucking autistic

"Our enemies must not survive the Great Purge of 1936-1938®"
What did he mean by that?

"I must stop the 3rd Crusade®"

wow

Do you really think that's either funny or offending?You just make a fool out of yourself.
Just go back to /b/

Sounds like someone has a case of the autismals :^)

This is likely, but wealthy people were definetely not the majority of the people back then.

Whatever, people are fucking stupid.
Either with, or without proper information, they believe what they're told without questioning.
Because forming an own opinion would mean that they have to use their fucking brains.

Yeah and you just sound fucking autistic lmao

I'm gonna take the bait.

"Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior."

>Impaired social interaction
>Impaired verbal (and none verbal) communication
>RESTRICTED AND REPETITIVE BEHAVIOUR

The literal definition of autism.
If that's the joke, you should seriously consider killing yourselves

Go ahead and point out my typo, it won't change shit about the message

Yeah you're right

Your post is the literally definition of autism

>being this autismal

kys my friend

I don't understand this meme at all...

I think you might have autism

"Finally I have become a, 1st Duc d'Elchingen, 1st Prince de la Moskowa, popularly known as the bravest of the brave™"

Fucking really?

"I shall create a school to guide China and it will be known as Confucianism™"

Seriously?

...

>decline bench
>do it anyway

...

"*smacks lips* So you be sayin' is, I'm some kind of Edward, the Black Prince, Duke of Cornwall, Prince of Wales and Prince of Aquitaine? SHEEEIIIIT!"

Fuck you, hack faggot

>Ubermenschen always feel itchy
>Bitch, I'm Friedrich Nietzsche

No he's not. There's no way i could even live that long!

>Well uhhh the Holy Roman Empire is a joke but if you really wish to praise it i'll defend your right to do so
What a intellective

>After all those years I've finally become Bram Stoker's Dracula

What did he mean by this

So this... this is the power of the Turkish Republic: Wrath of Atatürk edition

>"These foolish atheists are forgetting that The Life of Jesus® was sacrified in order to save us all"

Damn...

>"My name is... Chuang Tzu™"
Seriously?

That's not Dracula. It's Vlad Țepeş. A Voievode of Wallachia in the middle of the 15th century.
He was also known as Vlad "the Impaler" for impaling thousands of muslim invaders.
Just a little bit of romanian history.

...

"After all these years, finally, I have become a germany united"

You must be great at parties

>Russia please fuck my country fucking hard up in the ass for whatever reason
What did he mean by this?

>I am the Senate

That part was the bomb.

>No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>I'm going to Reform this Protestant church, if it's the last thing I do. Yeah this line felt out of place

"Where is, repeat, where is The Pacific Theater of World War 2, the world wonders?"

Come on

>Truly, the battle of teutoburg has really begun now.

Jesus christ Varus get your act together

>I have finally taken control of the underworld

Oh what the fuck?

A motherfucking LEAF

kek

This is good thread!

Damn, the weed man is hot.

>14 of july 1789 Nothing happened today

what's that noise?

>"I came, I saw, I conquered."

Fucking hack.

lol butthurt little autism kid

Why'd he feel the need to tell everyone his sexual exploits

Not
>So it is treason then, RAGHHHHH

>Istanbul truly fell to us the Ottomans

motherfucker

>Listen, kid. Its about time i taught you the Secret History Of The Mongols

>After all these years... finally, Arab Spring begins!

walked out of the library

i laughed

"In the end, I truly felt the Fear and Trembling® of God."

lmao what a hack

>Now that I have so much free time in prison, I'll write... The Prison Notebooks®!

Truly amazing

so he was short compared to his peers

>It truly was a Commentaries on the Gallic War
really makes you think

Finally, after all these years, I am The State.

What did he mean by this?

Underrated.

this quote is taken from the very day he renamed Paris "Louistown." Unfortunately, the incoming revolution saw a reversion to the capital's historic, less Louis-filled name.

>Finally, the Hebrews are free, and we can begin our Exodus™
Really?

>So it has finally come, the Fall of Constantinople™
Fucking really?

really

Reminds me of communism

>"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided—that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849—but by World Wars One and Two."

Fucking really

*awesome president

>Its treason then AUUUURHRHRUHRURH!!!

>It truly was a Republic.

what the fuck

it's because, as usual, americans are retarded and fuck up everything
napoleon was tall for a frenchman at his time, and average height in our time, but the americans mistranslated his height to a lower height in feet, something around 150cm i believe
the reason this has gone all over the globe and is now a gross missconception and a meme is because of the constant american propaganda that has affected us all in recent times

the parallels between the emperor and caesar can't be a coincidence

"Let the combat of the thirty begin!"

jeeeesus