/zlg/ Zelda Leak General

Aussies fucked us again edition

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>Countdown to BotW
botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
youtu.be/wEo6brCB1oA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

just an epic trolling by another AUSfag

I want someone to give me the T.

How long until the next fake leakers and the thousands of HOLY SHITs ?

Give it about five hours

rite like that worked before

Hello Veeky Forums, dropping a bomb in 6 mins, stay tuned!

please do, end my suffering, one way or another

You're doing God's work

Fuck off

Reminder that retailers won't get their copies until next week.

OK

Anyone who says "I'm dropping the .tik in X mins/hours" is a fake attention whore and you are retarded if you still fall for this shit.

i hope its on my job

He said bomb.
Who gives a fuck about .tiks at this point??

So when do you think Nintendo will allow people to preload to their consoles? Monday-tuesday? We might be able to use the ticket from that somehow

if i were to drop the botw tik, i'd be attentionwhoring like a motherfucker

You're all welcome.

What's your favourite Zelda game /zlg/?

Wow you got me there, I totally didn't see this one coming!

Why didn't it explode, you cunt?

3d: majoras mask, wind waker
2d: links awakening all the way

That requires a tik file.

none of them. i just like stealing shit before its released.

ALTTP, MM

Breath Of The Wild is sooo good, I have a blast playing it during my breaks at my job

if youre thinking about baiting, just give it up. you dont have the dedication or the cleverness of ausfag, you're not gonna top him.

but vendorfag already topped ausfag

when i said ausfag, i meant vendorfag. i already forgot there was another ausfag

"TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK "TIK" TOCK

new-ish to Veeky Forums, and most likely not staying long after the tik is dropped, wednesday. Anyone care to get me in the loop as to why it's mostly aussies that pull the biggest trolls and the most suffering for the masses ?

Post titty ninjas

they are mentally demented people, its an island of convicts, so sadism and lack of empathy but also a lack of intelligence runs through their veins.

sTOP

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Bants

Where do I download wiiU botw?

Honestly we don't even know if they were actually aussies
What we need is a PAL ticket and somewhere in aus would be able to leak that. If I was making up a story and said I was in the US, it would mean at a minimum I'd have to upload the entire game because the US ticket wouldn't help us at this moment

die, gbatemp

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That's hot.

Have a fake title key: 126285c6b07e54a21432c8b87f0dd3f7

it's the last link on OP but you can't install it or launch it because we don't have the titlekey that will decrypt the game yet.

Best girl incoming

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

So is this fake then?

oops
pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP

>installing games without the title key
HOW COULD WE HAVE MISSED THIS

HOLY SHIT

another day another fake title key.

>I AM RUN.

257efa3165bb87ac324de62a5b5b03ea

this was posted on /v/ on 22nd

wow thanks retard

5 keys left

Any time

can anyone verify if this is true ?

IT'S REAL HOLY SHIT

>pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
Feb 22nd....

its true dude im installing it to my wii u right now

>pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
tested the title key in there,
FSTInfo Entries:190667145

>pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP
Fake and has already done the rounds.

Next time I'm just gonna say Holy Shit like everybody else.

What about this?
youtu.be/wEo6brCB1oA

CFC3D52BDA41F461147F3E66484D775D

>CFC3D52BDA41F461147F3E66484D775D
FSTInfo Entries:192185061
Nope

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOREE SHEET

Ninty Servers currently getting DDOS'D

SOMEONE IS FUCKING PISSED.

Someone...is our hero.

Their population is the result of crossbreeding the dumbest niggers on Earth with British criminals.

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american localization apologists plz go and stay go

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h

kekkkk

DE1F0EED4A4CEBE5FF7EC589A3B7D327

Here we go in London

>DE1F0EED4A4CEBE5FF7EC589A3B7D327
nope

FSTInfo Entries:4199201223
Nope

yiff in hell

>Nobody stopping me from being Tom Cruise. NOBODY

ok see you tomorrow

Anyone know what the pillars of light are that show up at night sometimes?

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Assblasted /zlg/ posters
Fallen stars

I want to take Link's shorts off

Meteorites

how high is stealth level user? Just go in and steal a wiiu copy for us.

ha ha ! !

you all are fucking NIGGER THIEFS . you will not get leak ! ! we only allowewed the review players access to the nintendo switch "version" of ZELDA ! !

you fucker NIGGERS buy on MARCH 3 .

Why are you all still here? The Wii U version drops to 15 fps at times.

or we wait until someone else buys it and uploads the tik?

Oh hey, you fixed MARC H

Good for you.

The Switch has a bad frame rate in TV mode too

Seems like the only way to enjoy BotW is by eating shit

>English is not my first language.

>allowewed
what did he mean by this

The Wii U could handle Xenoblade X. Do (you) honestly expect anyone to believe your lies?

pastebin.com/Sa54NFMP is this real?

/v/ shitters come out of the woodwork to shit on an unreleased game

It's been reported by journalists and people playing the game during reveal events, so there's a nugget of truth to it.

No.

i hope it lands on me