/ss13g/ - metaclub on a space station

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>metaclub uncovered
>nothing will be done
>they will keep getting away with it

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14195
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

so if i break my legs how much milk do i drink to fix them?

>chaplain performs rituals and tries to appease the God all shift
>God is finally pleased with the chaplain and allows him to free It
>chaplain banned for freeing his God
Nice serb tardos.

*buzz

>3 fucking AI's
>more like 3 fucking boring mothers

Please, never again.

>kolith plays lifeweb
fug

How do you vocalize?

That Chef should be aborted in real life.

oh excuse me
hello there
can i bring you a coffee
hi

>meme coat merged
I don't know how I feel about this

>weeb HoS write his anime character's name wrong

I almost feel ashamed to know that.

too bad it wasn't extended

>skeleton
>bland food
>he was a cultist

why am I such shit

>get converted
>only my second game of even knowing basic things to do
>forget to equip the weapon
>forget to set stance to harm
>ineffectually slap someone with my ID till just before I die when I realise my mistake
FUG.

>jump over to escape
>an officer is just standing there while a cultist swords him to death in front of everyone
The potent hams AI did the right thing, even if it was for the wrong reasons.

Except its not you EoP avatarfagging peasant from drg

>set stance to harm
what were you trying to do, punch them?

almost everyone playing on Veeky Forums played lifeweb, user

only a handful actually bought shit from randy like a 100$ dick

He was trying to harm them

I just thought Kolith would be the last person to do it

>that legendary fucking bar
>oven food and candymaker food

WHY DOES MY GAME KEEP FREEZING? FUCK

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14195

Just a reminder that this is NOT the way to go about having your say on server content
I try and make it simple for you guys: Make your opinions heard on the Github PR before it goes through, and then we'll make a server poll whilst we test it out. It's almost too late after that.

didn't said they did wrong, i said they looked like 3 overprotective mothers.

And that's fun police.

Gee, I wonder who would have merged it.

The metaclub thing was just them shitposting to stir up a frenzy or something according to the person responsible

Is this game available on MacOS sierra ?

it was Celt just shitposting despite being asked to stop

>bartender with yellow gloves

Exactly

How the fuck do you make this piece of shit download faster
I refuse to believe my download speed is sub 20 kb/s
It took me like 5 minutes to get to this point

It's a one time download if that helps

>bitches about the greyish food that meshes with the decor
>didn't even turn your sign on
kay why s pham

contribute to the wiki

>spess will never be real

fuck you

>cotemplating suicine

it ain't, every time BYOND updates, I have to do this shit again even though I downloaded it and played last time

every once in a while i go up to a window in arrivals and just stand there wondering if i should call it permadeth and jump out an airlock

We do anything about this metaclub that seemingly knows the antags, the gamemode and their objectives?

>we
Who said you or anyone else in the shitty Veeky Forums thread plebs has a say in how the server is run?
God-Emperor Pain's word is law, and if you defy him, you're getting deported.

calm down pjb

oh, phew, thank you for clearing it up chikun

how do I fart

I know what you asked the chaplain to do clown

>be malf AI
>hack dem APCs
>borg stealth spaces the pinpointer
>crew thermiting in
>Time to shunt
>unbelievable lag
>die
>cry

>mechanic tells us blue APC
>officer ANNOUNCES IT OVER SEC RADIO
>it still got beat to death with a fireaxe and didn't even fight back

Was if AFK or something?

...

>Running around telling people manually and not doing it over radio
>Some chucklefuck STILL says it over radio
EVERY
TIME

>trying to figure out some aut(m)ism things
>spend way too much time making an overly hard core cooling loop
>think i'm going to pass out from the autism
>about to start actually wrenching down the pipes
>DELTA
>a minute later SMELELE

what was it all for? why am i doing this on highpop expecting anything good?

>Veeky Forums
>this is a Veeky Forums thread

The thread was always the primary place to talk about Veeky Forums-station, user.

>when you realize the fucking wall mounted radio is on

>when you realize its tuned to a private channel

>when you realize THEY KNOW

>avada breaks into cargo
>tries to use the chaplain as a excuse to security
>goes braindead after being captured

my sides

help

>he seriously thinks the admins use Veeky Forums

CALM DOWN PJB

>avada does something stupid
Sounds normal.

Avada's been doing great lately actually

That was fucking atrocious behaviour, he is a fucking child throwing fits when people don't go along with his "cute" persona

She brought the cablecuffed chaplain in, I freed him immediately then set her to arrest for makeshift weapons and minor assault

The officer didn't even get to list charges, she wasn't even buckled into the interrogation chair and I got spooked immediately after


Pretty pathetic desu

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daily reminder that IAA has god tier access

I've been away for a while, morena got perma'd?

Noodles is a good diona nymph.
Avada is an awful human.

yea but he still shows up to defend himself in the thread and shitpost in the discord.

name good captains

Gremlins will now hack MULEbots, climb on them and send them off to a random place on the station

Enjoy

how quickly would I get banned if I started a player feedback thread on avada

Mikecari

Do it

unid, I have no way of explaining how much I love what you're doing here

Daily reminder that going where you're supposed to be as IAA will get you harassed and/or killed by heads of staff, because they don't understand you're supposed to be there.

everyone has god tier access if you learn how to play the game right and just hack everything

I mean the going catatonic/suicide as soon as he is brigged and then immediately saying "shitsec reeee" in deadchat is starting to piss me off, he didn't even know his time at this point

It's suiciding when you don't roll antag, but he tries to be an antag anyway and just kills himself when he is stopped

also i would need all the images of them suiciding after being captured

my only interaction with avada is when he asked me to open a door as a cyborg and he said thanks which makes him nicer than most players

Avada's a nice player
It's just some people like to bully them then shitpost about it on the threads
Why? Who knows what drives thread shit posters anymore

t. avada

From the few interactions I had with him he always comes over as a faggot. Not like being a faggot is enough reason to ban someone though.

Avada is annoying in medbay but otherwise fine

only a autistic faggot would take avada's side

oh wait

>say thanks to borgs whenever they do things for me
>they don't post about me in the thread because I'm not a waifu

Can they hack open windoors and airlocks though?

i only did it with avada because people brought him up. the only static i actually pay attention to ingame is machin since he always plays robotics and i like to be borg

Of course they can, or they wouldn't be gremlins!

>borg tries to help in an arrest
>have to flash it and run away

feels bad

All namefags should be made permanent catbeasts desu.

These aren't being added right?

what are the best things i can realistically get on my mop without anyone noticing as an emagged jani borg?
only borg ive yet to be evil on other than the red alert ones which i just never pick and it seems like it has good potential even beyond the space lube spam

Are statics namefags or do you just count fags?

All newfags should be diverted to another server and keep their shitposting to themselves, you dumb shit.

The best you can hope is that someone left a beaker in a chem disp so you can make polysulph, eject, and dip it i.

That's if dipping mops into beakers works anyway. If it doesn't then you're stuck with water.

bad idea
static naming reduces shittery for many people by linking their actions to a probably imaginary positive reputation

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literally this
nobody would post about a player doing something so mundane as saying "thanks" if they weren't a neon haired faggot

I can't wait to hate dealing with these guys.

Mostly the fags

>newfag
Bad assumption

There are a few good ones but the bad ones outweight them.

Post statics you don't have a problem with

>be nice
>constantly thank people and give them free food and stuff that i made
>genuinely enjoy the company of others
>not shitposted about
>not funposted about
>live in peace
it is a dream

Post ships.