Mass Effect General - /meg/

>that tiny image for Rachni
i'm so unKrogan

I've heard from/meg/ that Cora is for some reason incompatible with the AI neural implant.

Where is this stated?

Here's to hoping for that updated model. Lighting doesn't give you larger shoulders.

Vetra a shit

Hopefully, we get to fugg Vetra's sister

>You will never have a cute Krogan

:(

Grunt

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this he is shep's baby

:D

Better get ready. She's obviously going to be the fan favorite and top waifu.

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how horrible

Well look at her competition.

That all depends on who can romance her.

I will make that call till after playing. I have been pleasantly surprised by some companions in the past that I thought I was going to hate.

Shamelessly dumping and shilling the writefaggotry I did, with the characters decided by /meg/, from first to last.
Hope you will enjoy the stories.
Here is Male Quarian / Asari pairing.
(1/7)

Go to hell you French faggot. Get fucked

Here is a story about a Krogan lost in the Andromeda galaxy.
(2/7)

Quarian fags are the worst.

Here is Part 1 of the Human / Female Quarian story.
(3/7)

You can stop now.

How about you fuck off faggot.

don't mind me just dumping baby krogan

Ah well, I asked people in the last thread if they wanted me to post my stuff and /meg/ said to do it.
Don't worry, I only have 3 more thing to post.
Part 2.
(4/7)

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Shep taking care of Wrex's kids somehow feels so heartwarming. Maybe Wrex will take care of Shepard's blue babies too while she's out saving the galaxy again?

Although I'd like to think that she'd get someone to donate some spunk to produce babbies of her own.

Last part of the Human/Femquar story.
(5/7)

>Shep taking care of Wrex's kids somehow feels so heartwarming

There's literally tens of thousands of them. Shep can't do shit and Wrex will probably never see them.

holy shit the upload time for images

Jaal:
- Romancable (interested in how sex would be with a female Ryder)
- Soulful
- Sympathetic towards your cause
- Mysterious past with Kett
- Compares well to Javik - similar undertones
- Doesn't understand idioms
- May have to be more direct in convos so he doesn't get confused/angry at you
- Vetra is taller than Jaal
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- Some characters you may need a better friendship standing with them before beginning a relationship. Others will let you jump right in with banging.
- When it comes to non-sexual romances, people are mainly in the dark. Relationships where banging/not banging is left ambiguous exist in other Bioware games, but unknown if romances exist where you can actually turn them down
- The fact that they mentioned there is no 'traditional' marriage, is interesting.
- It was agreed Bioware fans would romance a Pineapple if it was written in game

cancer

Nah, he'll have favourites.

sounds interesting

thank you for your imput!

Thank god the genophage wasnt cured

this

>Malequar
dropped

that looks like it's made for a man?

Would Turians from colder, less sunnier places have paler plates and skin?

For you.

Cute!

>1147.50 USD
holy fuck

I don't mind being Kallo Jath's friend first if it puts me on the path to win his love.

I bet if it was possible Drack would agree to a nice fuck but just that.

Have the (you) that (you) came for.

HOMOS RAUS

Finishing up with the most recent writefaggotry : Human / Female Turian pairing.
I like how this one turned out and may think on how to expand on it.
(6/7)

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Brioche where are the mating tube fics?

Second and last part of the Human / Female Turian pairing.
I hope you will enjoy the stories.
Also thinking about trying to find a drawfag to illustrate the lewd scene from this one.
Currently working on a Human / Female Drell pairing.
Thanks !

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and bonus because it made me laugh

I like the way Jaal sounds so far. And he's the only new alien so he stands out.

So it's obvious that the Kett are actually other races that are getting bone-ified, right? Because most of them have the same facial features and body shape as Angara. And some of the others we see in the game look like turned Turians and Krogan.

If this is true, then the only actual new sentient race we're getting in this game is the Angara. Maybe the Kett were once a people and Archon is trying to recreate them.

Thanks, BioWare. Lose 7 races, get fucking one.

A femtur fic that is just fluff and cuddling would be nice

Any leaks about Vetra?

>actual footage from synthesis ending

give me one good reason control ending can't just ram the reapers into the sun and effectively do the destroy ending without the meme "kill all the good non-broken synthetics too" downside

I want femshep to stomp on my face, barefoot, and just straight up fucking KILL me

Because the AI controlling the Reapers doesn't want to. Simple as that.

She's tall, loyal, protective, has a little sister, and has inadequacy issues. And she spends a lot of time analyzing things and is more like Tali than Garrus. That's pretty much it.

why is it titled control if you don't actually control the reapers
>#madeyouthink

Because a different AI controls the Reapers I guess.

Well yeah I do too but I meant female Competition.

I said before Jaal and Kallo are best boys.
Liam seems okay as your Bro but I'm not romancing him

I like how Drack looks but everything else makes him sound identical to Wrex

but you're shepard and shepard becomes the AI

>shepard becomes the AI

No he doesn't, it's an entirely new AI that's supposedly made in his image but refers to itself as a separate being.

I'm kind of upset about how much everyone is what I expect them to be. The humans are typical starter humans. Drack is a typical Krogan. Vetra sounds just like what I expected a female turian to be and somewhat like Nyreen too. The comparisons of Jaal to Javik, accent included, worry me too as much as I liked Javik. Peebee just sounds more and more like a slightly nicer and more open-minded Sera with every new piece of information.

Why couldn't they be creative?

Well I'd rather romance a Pineapple than some human dude named Gil.

Where's this info from anyway, sounds like it doesn't necessarily deconfirm a male romance just that he's curious where he'd have to stick it in a female Ryder.

>no ears
>no lips
>no breasts

Identify her erogenous zones.

Thighs and mandibles

I remember Mac once during an interview for this game said "Write what you know"

Couldn't branch out even just a little bit, huh Mac?

>madible tips
>inner thighs

Neck nibbling. Armpit rubbing. Inner thights stroking. Belly caressing. Every part of the bod that is not covered in scales can be made of soft skin.

>chitinous material
>erogenous

There's a leaker on BSN who seems to have legitimate information from a friend from a while back, which turned out to be right about things down to a certain dev being the writer of one of the newly revealed crew members. They say that Jaal, Liam, and Cora are straight while Vetra and Peebee are bi.

BSN is in denial and turning on each other over a lack of gay male squadmate.

What are the erogenous zones on a guy Turian?

Dick.

>not wanting to cut your dick on razor sharp plates

well what's even the point then

If memory serves, femturs do seem to have breasts according to the club scene with Garrus in ME3 where he meets one. Vetra may just have an armour that conceals them.

>femturs have breasts

what's even the point then

Nyreen also had breasts

Well then there you go, her erogenous zone is the vagina

Should I just get the console version?

To have something soft to sleep on when you cuddle

I recommend pirating.

Why wouldn't they? They have kids like humans and those kids need to eat somehow.

>the sensation of your warm penis-blood running down your thigh
>vetra involuntarily shits out of her cloaca, creating the most sensual mixing of bodily functions in the known universe

>tfw no quarian gf

what's this? can you link to the website you used to check your setup?

systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

feels bad

at least we will get a femtur waifu

>BSN is in denial and turning on each other over a lack of gay male squadmate.
Yep, that place went topsy-turvy in the span of a few hours.

Could be bullshit, you should never believe a Biodrone's friend of a friend of a friend.

Vetra being bi but not Jaal would be fucked up though.

Gay Liam can fuck off, I don't want Steve 2.0 from what I hear about Gil, and Drack doesn't seem to be the type.

So that leaves Jaal (and maybe Kallo) and if we can't get that dick, then that's bullshit. BSN should turn on each other and Bioware if that's the case.