All next heroes should be Amaris to be quite honest.
Parker Brown
Pharah is a dumb brown slut and not at all pure.
The only pure waifu is Reinhardt
Benjamin Lewis
> Reinhardt >not mei's robot
Robert Campbell
fuck you're right
Joseph Allen
>snowball >not athena
Luis Mitchell
The Pyrokinetic Gorilla that runs the Gorilla Rebellion on the moon everyone tried to forget about. It built a fake persona in its mind, because it's a fucking crazy monkey monster that thinks its a little girl.
All those black engineer girls you've seen in leaks are just the persona of the ape. He flies around in a half-dishelved straight jacket and sends all that clutter in maps across the map as flaming fire balls.
Hudson Barnes
Jamison Fawkes!
Ryder Rogers
Remember when Blizzard invented a character with no purpose to the story other than making Tracer gay?
Grayson Walker
Mei a cute!
Christian Parker
I want to go on a date with Sombra
Owen Mitchell
not every character needs to be a main character. exposition characters exist to do their jobs
Asher Garcia
That sounds important so I think I would've remembered if that happened
Kevin Perez
>I'm so cuhrayzee XdxxDXDDD just like the Joker x3! >best
ok
Austin Torres
Detective hero when?
Adam Powell
T H I C C
Matthew Russell
...
Austin Allen
Mei cuter when harassed by Strayans.
Jace Cook
I love him, user! I think he's the cutest and best boy in the whole cast!
Elijah Adams
>snowball >he hasn't seen the webm
Dominic Wright
and SEXY
Austin Sanchez
WHERE IS THE NEXT PAGE REEEEEEE
Andrew Nguyen
>tfw
Connor Reed
they always make his face older than he is
hes only 25
Josiah Anderson
post the rest to get us up to date while we wait.
Aiden Barnes
Something about that soldier seems off
Noah Collins
Remember when Blizzard invented a character with no purpose to the story other than making Torb married?
Charles Cox
Map Builder when?
Jackson Perez
Are you still mad Tracer will never touch your dick?
Isaiah Rivera
From the beginning or when it starts to get good?
Landon Ramirez
Coelasquid's style doesn't fit everyone.
Anthony Roberts
But hes been through a lot of shit.
Xavier Reed
>the aussie has yellow fever art replicates life
Parker Scott
Beginning of course
Easton Reed
She drew Jack better in the beginning though.
Robert Lopez
>you will never bend Mei over your knee as she squawks protests in high pitch chinese nonsense >you'll never pull down her pants, make her shriek in surprise and anger, and then spank that fat dumpling ass red and raw >you will never have Mei fight back to slowly quietly sobbing and getting red in the face as she seems to relax into it >you will never then stop and keep your hands on her back, as she lays draped over your lap, shivering and breathing heavily, sniffling and squirming a little >you'll never them carry Mei over your shoulder, ass exposed to the world, as Mei, now silent save a few sharp gasps, surrenders to whatever nefarious schemes you have for her and her fat fat butt
Sebastian Myers
Now he has a really bad case of Faggot Face.
Dylan Reyes
Yes! Everything about him is amazing and I'm so glad Blizzard made him!
I think it's like said - between the radiation and growing up around Junkers, he's had a rough life. It's pretty sad.
Benjamin Collins
The Rape of Nanking ain't got shit on what Australians would do to the Far East if they got the imperial itch again. So MUCH bully.
Ian Bell
Remember that if you can't fucking juggle enemies as phara or junkrat you don't deserve to play them
Jacob Morgan
Cinematic never
Nicholas Green
>between the radiation and growing up around Junkers, Not to mention the constantly working with chemicals, smoking all the time, and sleeping on his face.
Chase Smith
Blizzard doesn't work on the weekend. Wait until monday
Owen Harris
Yeah he looks much better there.
Aaron Evans
>Work All they have to do is unprivate a video
Anthony Phillips
>thread has been up for half an hour >no discussion of the game mechanics, map balance, heroes, or strategies at all >instead a bunch of posts about which characters are the "hottest" and who should be shipped with who
You know your game is in the gutter when it rivals /wowg/
Ian Brown
at least it's not as dead as /tf2g/
Bentley Collins
It's off-season so it's worse than usual.
Luke Hughes
wow general doesn't even shitpost this hard
Austin Stewart
most generals are like this, at least when your game isn't as new
Sebastian Walker
It's off season and we're waiting for a new hero.
Josiah Gomez
So what's your favorite waifu?
Carson Jackson
Yeah, that's true. I'm not sure if I hate or love thinking about this stuff, because it's important to his character, but I just feel so awful and it makes me want to spoil him!
Dylan Smith
Hero you are best with.
Hero you are worst with.
Mine are Zenyatta (best) and Hanzo (worst).
Blake Scott
what do you expect? The maps are an unbalanced mess
The heroes are unbalanced as hell
and the meta is somehow getting more stale
Blake Gomez
>Hero you are best with. Zarya, Lucio, Mei, and Tracer >Hero you are worst with. Genji, Hanzo, Reinhardt, and D.Va
Ian Sanders
Best with Zen, worst with McCree
Asher Hill
I'm fine with most heroes but shit as Genji
James Brooks
Stop Playing games Till I'm done Exchanging names!
Justin Allen
>lucio, ana , mercy
>all the other heroes
Hunter Taylor
That's just stupid mei posters
Austin Nguyen
Everyone is ignoring the fact that the next meta is going to be stale as fuck. No healers come close to Ana and Lucio. No tanks come close to Rein and Zarya. And no dps comes close to S76 and Bastion. Hell Bastion recon mode has more consistent dps than S76 since they narrowed his spread.
And Blizzard, despite making over a quarter of a billion on the game on the game in less than a year, has only managed to crank out TWO maps and hasn't balanced any of the others.
Justin Lewis
>best Zenyatta, Zarya, Lucio >worst Widowmaker, Sombra
Adam Williams
Junkrat will forcefully get war reparations from Mei's chink pussy
Alexander Young
You forgot Sombra still being a complete joke because they don't know how to balance. They flat out said that they don't want another Ana situation so they aren't touching. They have so little confidence in their inability to fuck up the balance that they are just ignoring her because they don't know what to do.
Joshua Martin
THE AWOO HUNTS FOR IT'S PREY!
Blake Cook
>Mystery Heroes >5 tanks and ana
Fastest win ever recorded.
David Foster
Remember when Blieeard invented a character with no purpise to the story other than trying to stop Reinhardt from delivering JUSTICE and failed?
Luke Butler
Best w/: Reinhardt Worst w/: Someone like Mcree or Widowmaker, I got shakey aim
Nicholas Walker
/tf2g/ has been like that for YEARS there's a god damn /trash/ thread just for the furry fucks
Ryder Davis
>they don't know what to do
Kinda like how they gave a hook mechanic to the hero that can one shot 19 out of 23 others? Or the single fact that they build a hero around the concept of one shotting people.
Or the fact that the loot boxes are squired through arcade only. The most casual section of the game rewards you with loot boxes for winning.
Logan Jenkins
Because spirit of tf2 is long dead
Zachary Morgan
No good bully.
Brody Richardson
my favorite is how they broke ana's heal grenade in the ptr to only block 70%... because they capped the damage resistence to 70%
now ignoring the fact that they are capping all hero damage resistance instead of addressing the broken class mechanic interaction of bastion and ana (seriously does any other hero even come close to 70% damage resis?) how the FUCK did introducing a global cap on damage resistance change how much healing is blocked by Ana's grenade?
Zachary Cox
>just hooked and one-shot junkrat's ultimate Roadhog is fucking ridiculous.
Joshua Harris
Blizzard literally doesn't understand how to program anything, all of their people that knew how to do anything left years ago.
Dylan Jones
what does it mean when the ult icons in the killfeed are red?
Nathan Cooper
>ana's grenade works by somehow using the damage resistance variable to block how much can be healed by opponents
Please tell me your are fucking kidding and this isn't true. The game hasn't even been out a year, they can't have spaghetti code already
Sebastian Green
Headshot
Grayson Richardson
100 % kill with it
Nicholas Thompson
He's a very sweet and pure boy! And he's not opposed to doing good, either!
I heard you could hook the tire, but I've never actually seen someone do it. That's really cool, user!
James Flores
this thread doesn't have enough GAY
Christian Wright
the fact that junk's ultimate breaks apart instead of exploding when it gets destroyed is still weird
I mean it's not like he's sitting around 1% pick rate or anything OH WAIT
Not him but this is true. I mean Chris Metzen got his degree in creative writing and has been in charge of writing lore and nothing else and jeff was in charge of writing quest dialogue and designing raid layout.before going on titan and then overwatch. I'd be sceptical if they even took calculus let alone know hot to program
Lincoln Morris
I'm still confused Jeff knew he was getting hired by Blizzard and purposely fucked with the EQ devs. He gave some really shitty advice that resulted in a horrible major patch and then left to work for Blizz on WoW at almost the exact time it hit
Ethan Richardson
Give me one reason to not be in love with Sombra
Noah Garcia
>best Zen, Zarya, Genji >worst Probably Ana, I do okay with her, but not relative to what she's capable of. Also I have 0 minutes on Hanzo and Mercy.
Ryan Miller
She's a stereotypical mexican to the extent that she was part of a cartel at a young age and is addicted to crime?