I understand the first post, but what's the significance of the second?
Angel Fisher
i know this pretty rave girl, always think about her and when she says hi to me butterflies go right through me
Jonathan Perez
How do you hear her say hi at a rave? You at babbys first EDM festival or something?
Andrew Edwards
????
Zachary Roberts
Logs of Zealot accidentally copy+pasting his shitpost into an ahelp conversation.
Gavin Murphy
and when i see her dancing i wanna take a chance and get in a little closer and maybe get to know her
John Ortiz
RAVE GIRL
Andrew Kelly
did it died
Carson Gray
ded?
Isaac White
What did he mean by this?
Justin Foster
removed
Easton Taylor
I honestly like the new Bay signs more than any of the other ones. I make it a point to use one of them whenever I bartend. which is never since i rarely ever get to bartend the actual bar bar signs being craftable when?
Eli Miller
serb?
Carter Hernandez
DED?
Noah Barnes
ded serb?
Brody Cox
I wish quartermasters were actually supervising from their office instead of being cargo techs with sunglasses.
Isaac Adams
F E A T U R E S
i really wanted to see that cannon battle, too
Colton Hill
ded
Jaxon Wright
Awwww. Finally infest someone useful to catch that restraining asshole, and serb dies.
Julian Davis
RIP Serb
Dylan Martinez
Do we have a discord?
Asher Sanchez
TIL a single scrubber can cuck the crew
Jose Barnes
>having a great time teaching a cadet about sec >ded
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ONE TIME SEC BRINGS ME HAPPINESS
Zachary Watson
>ded I hadn't even finished redoing the floors with wood fug.
Justin Morris
Fuuuuuuuuck. I found another artifact and a few alien guns and I didn't get to properly test them at all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryan Perez
>Retrieve body from morgue to cook >Check backpack before butchering >The only thing in his bag is 5 full pizzas
John Sanchez
I wish Quartermasters were Head of Service.
Jeremiah Perry
My name is Not Important. What's important is what I'm going to do.
Samuel Russell
Try bay, whenever I spectate them I just see a billion assistants with special snowflake job titles doing whatever and everyone else is just sitting in an office at a console.
Justin Ortiz
we have a metaclub
Christian Harris
Service head should be the Chef. It's French for "Chief".
Aaron Parker
I was this close to ahelping Rin for sexualizing the prisoner
Luke Jenkins
why serb why why you gotta die the leather business was just startin
Jaxson Morales
I was this close to enforcing a grooming standard upon the station and forcing all the waifus to dye their hippie hair colors
THIS CLOSE
Brandon Ramirez
Its for the best, the antag died early and the rest of the round was just a clusterfuck
Nicholas Smith
holy shit the server has been in a bad way recently between lag and crashes inb4 >Beyond
Nathan Howard
I wish chefs were actually cooking food instead of putting deep fried grilled gum ball icecream cones on the counter
I wish doctors would actually sit down with me in an examination room and ask me where it hurts instead of tapping me with an analyzer and dragging me to the fridge to force feed me magic pills
Matthew Ward
>Dont do cargo myself >Watch as techs send all the crates to botany >Explain to them how the chutes work >They send all the crates to medbay instead
Hunter Reed
>play friends with clown the whole crew >politely ask him to step down the radio array >dont charge him for it >go along with his slippings >he gives me all his clown gear and an all access ID and tells me to carry the mantle before walking out an airlock >try to mess with the shoes >HONK >deaf for 3 minutes >mfw
always pays to be friends with the clown
Jonathan Hughes
>I wish doctors would actually sit down with me in an examination room and ask me where it hurts instead of tapping me with an analyzer and dragging me to the fridge to force feed me magic pills Back to bay faggot
Jaxon Jackson
1. Get a bioprinter 2. Deepfry organs Job's done, man, Job's done
Parker Roberts
I was brooke burns, Bartender vamp. I joined a UFC fighting league and was beheaded for using my vamp powers. Later, the assistant I fought stitched me together out of honor, I then accomplished ALL of my objectives as a monkeyperson, then the server crashed, maybe because I set the AME to blow. My greentext wouldve been so glorious, especially since everyone thought I was dead.
Thomas Flores
jokes on you i was being ironically :^)
Dominic Butler
>janitor bot killing the label for the vox room in the bar >a single scrubber in the vox room entrance cucks the entire bar when it turns the airlock into a vacuum chamber Wew. Thanks for the pointers other MoMMI guy.
Isaiah Perry
good round
Eli Ramirez
>Tell Security I put your head in the cake. >They incinerate the cake.
Nicholas Walker
One day I'm making a giant ZAS machine by that principle
Blake Evans
Sometimes I just go to the chemist and tell him what I need or even pay him. Speaking of, overhaul of current economy system when? I want to pay for healthcare and ghetto services being a thing.
Jack Hall
>weird fat shirtless probably thrall man tells me there is a head in the cake >cut all the slices out >legit thought it was a glitch and the cake absorbed the head
that was odd
Christian Long
>medborgs are great they said >can't even give pills to people, have to throw every single pill on the ground and hope someone feeds it to the patient instead >no anti-tox, have to fill the beaker with it >only one beaker >can't put people to sleep for surgery without chloral >can't clean surgery >not even a light to find dead people in the dark or anything >can only administer triweak, spaceuseless and inapritstoolate, and with upgrades, only doctor's delight and dex+, as if dex+ was ever useful for anything >no kelotane or bicardine let alone keloderm and shit >no dispensable dylovene can't open morgue trays (not tested, maybe it's a special case like cryo?) >revival prod doesn't even put people out of sleep, let alone revive anything >need an upgrade for fucking defib >not even a needlegun Not even pathetic is as pathetic as this.
Christian Allen
I blame the coders Peer review, whats that? :^)
David Stewart
It's a communist space station, there's no economy.
Leo Bennett
teaching a cadet was nice and fun and made me feel less jaded for once
hope i was helpful
Levi Price
>dex+ >not useful
Tyler Morales
Do they legit not do reviews on PR? Just feature votes?
William Brown
Imagine being so widely regarded as a fuckup by everyone in the community and still being admin after all this time
David Martinez
i tried this once but it was more like
>clown asks me for help so i help him >we hang out for a bit doing stupid crap >he has me follow him into the maint tunnel for a ''surprise'' >he was a ling
never again
Liam Diaz
>naked man was playing music completely naked in the sec lobby the entire time >sec didn't attempt to arrest him or even tell him to put clothes on or anything ?
Leo Baker
It's not. Either someone is taking oxy damage because they're in crit or in a low-oxygen room, or they don't take oxy damage. And in the former case you just have to bring them out of crit and outside oxygen-free rooms and they'll heal on their own.
Levi Campbell
i dont think space law prohibits nudity so what exactly did he do wrong
Colton Mitchell
How was engineering that round?
James Kelly
>ai checks pda messages >it's rin and emilia erping, as usual >n-no that never happens p-please don't report us t. waifus
Benjamin Hall
It's really a simple "does probe like this?" system
Ryan Wilson
Show proof with logs or get the fuck out
Lincoln Martin
kinda confused on why half your machinery was in cargo but otherwise fine
Angel Moore
this. >once arrested a bunch of assistants for indecent exposure and got a bwoink because they whined about it.
Colton Edwards
I've been arrested for it before, they usually say some shit about indecency and not having proper identification.
Charles Nguyen
>parameding >gas mask assistant says someone is hurt in maint >know somethings up but follow anyway >culted If you avoid traps like that the round is less interesting for both of you.
Jacob Garcia
ahelp it. if the admin is any good they'll take your side. what kind of world gives an okay to cooking and eating a mans crotch but freaks out when you look at it
Samuel Morris
>[10:26:05]PDA: Rin Fukuimoto (PDA: PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security)) sent "well, you heard what he said~ " to PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant) >[10:26:29]PDA: Emilia Davidson (PDA: PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant)) sent "Hmm~?" to PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security) >[10:26:43]PDA: Rin Fukuimoto (PDA: PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security)) sent ""Special Consideration Given to those that have skills acting as a vampire previously!"" to PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant) >[10:27:01]PDA: Emilia Davidson (PDA: PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant)) sent "Shhhh...." to PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security) >[10:29:34]PDA: Emilia Davidson (PDA: PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant)) sent "You are one to talk~" to PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security) >[10:29:40]PDA: Rin Fukuimoto (PDA: PDA-Rin Fukuimoto (Head of Security)) sent "shh" to PDA-Emilia Davidson (Assistant)
not really ERP but kinda cringey
Ryder Richardson
he seems pretty chill, I'd imagine that sec gives him some slack for that
Parker Diaz
...
Xavier Parker
>naked man takes things from vault including a gun >let him go with no charge
he is a cool guy, what can i say
Luke White
jesus
Jason Cruz
the babby is you if you aren't familiar with pretty rave girl
Tyler Peterson
i dunno i think its fun to say NO to evilness sometimes i remember one time a medic knocked me out and took me to surgery and put a bomb in my chest. he said dont tell anyone or he'll blow me up. so i beat him to death with the circle saw since he was dumb enough to tell me this when still in surgery figured if he blows me up when im next to him its not gonna go well for him. or if its such a small explosive he can just det me without an issue it'll be a learning experience he didnt det me though he just died.
Andrew Rodriguez
>tfw hands up will never be a thing again I love that rob mayth is still going but damn, even happy hardcore artists are dying out.
Julian Kelly
No, it's because of his ties to Nanotrasen. Security bows to the naked man. He was the one who made the call that saved the station.
Luis Watson
That wouldn't be bad if it was once or twice. Shit happens every single fucking shift among the same people all the fucking time, and usually culminates in special treatment.
Mason Williams
FACTUAL BORG TIER LIST
>Engiborg >Janitor borg >Peace keeper >Budget miner >The one that makes cigars >Medic >Combat >LMAO STANDARD
This is factual whether they good or bad
Adam Gonzalez
That may have been the right thing to do considering he left you with the tools, but I'm sure it would have at least been a bit more fun trying to explain to security about the bomb without saying the word 'bomb'
Sebastian Collins
The shit Rin and Emilia were saying out loud was creepy as fuck too
Anthony Anderson
l o g s
Jaxon Cook
youtu.be/HtRZFGUJnOA remember to maintain a healthy degree of separation from the game. go outside, bathe.
Julian Cook
I ain't digging through them
Joseph Campbell
Nah. You forgot the real top tier: pre-select. Also LMAO STANDARD is actually better than anything below engi.
Oliver Lee
>no anti-tox, have to fill the beaker with it What else are you going to use the beamer for?Just fill it with anti tox or use charcoal in your hypospray. Honestly just inject them with 50u of DD.
>can't put people to sleep for surgery without chloral Just tell them to go to sleep like every doctor does or use the sleeper and inject sophoric.
>not even a light to find dead people in the dark or anything This has to be bait, you have a flashlight.
>can only administer triweak, spaceuseless and inapritstoolate, and with upgrades, only doctor's delight and dex+, as if dex+ was ever useful for anything More bait, Inject 50u of DD. >dexp useless
>no kelotane or bicardine let alone keloderm and shit Sleepers have unlimited of these or just inject 50u of DD like always and use the trauma kits for bad spots.
>revival prod doesn't even put people out of sleep, let alone revive anything Neither does shaking, just use a sleeper or the microwave.
This post has to be bait or you don't even play medbay. Not to mention if someone grinds the plasma for you that mediborgs are vastly superior doing chemistry.
Connor Perez
i disagree. i would rank them as such:
>Engiborg >Mediborg >Standard borg >Combat >Peacekeeper >Miner >Janiborg >the one that makes ashtrays
the reason the standard borg is good is because it has a little bit of everything and is ALWAYS useful. if you need to stun some harmful fuck with sunglasses, if you want to soap some blood up with an autoclicker, if you want to extinguish a fire, if you want to patch up someone who got ZAS'd, if you want to have the MOST RADICAL WEAPON when emagged, then standard borg is the way to go.
the medborg is better than the standard borg simply because it can fix up a human in so many different ways and it gets polyacid, and the engiborg is the king because it's the engi fucking borg
Caleb Robinson
>[10:43:39]WHISPER: PootisManiac/(Rin Fukuimoto) (Interrogation Room - 217,293,1): guess you have to be punished~ >[10:43:49]WHISPER: RFultra/(Emilia Davidson) (Interrogation Room - 217,292,1): Noo~
>[10:47:04]SAY: Rin Fukuimoto/PootisManiac (@216,284,1) As Galactic Common : But, since you are cute, i'll give you 10 minutes and a warning.. >[10:47:14]EMOTE: Emilia Davidson/RFultra (@216,285,1): Emilia Davidson Blushes >[10:47:26]SAY: Emilia Davidson/RFultra (@218,284,1) As Galactic Common : Jeez... isn't that risking your job...
Rin seems to be like this towards all "waifus" and Emilia and Avada go along with it. It's really quite creepy, pretty sure people have been banned for similar "disturbing sexual/erotic behaviour" before.
Jonathan Thompson
>so retarded he doesn't know that you need upgrades for half this shit and the other half of the solutions are literally made up lol
Leo Ortiz
>when you work for the same corporate entity in the same facility and receive the same wages but your coworkers still demand that you pay them to cooperate with you during the workday and the parent company actively encourages this in spite of it's negative effect on productivity and the employee mortality rate