I know nothing about cars, but I have 9k that I want to spend on my first vehicle purchase...

r e c e n c y b i a s

>bad boy vibe
op confirmed for faggot

Hope you enjoy your pig-fat, under-powered, can't-see-out-of-the-windows, slower-than-the-ute-that-it's-built-off, try-hard car for boomers with ED.

Girls don't give two shits about your car. As long as it's clean and reliable, they'll be cool with whatever you drive. But picking up girls (read: gold-diggers) by using your car only works if you spent $40k+ and is a luxury brand. In other words, it never works. Watched a buddy waste $65K on a BMW to, "Pick up Russian girls". Forgetting he was a short, bald Cambodian with a petty temper. Ended up with no Russian girls, a DUI from trying to take another girl home, a bunch of debt, and no car.

Nvm, mind has been changed. I think I'm going to go with the Miata because I sometimes like to take it up the ass if I've had one too many appletinis. I know that car is relatively cheap because nobody else wants to buy them.

>know nothing about cars
>9k budget
>Manlet permavirgin
>what car will get me laid

Welcome to Veeky Forums, newfriend! You will fit in well here.

Didn't Elliot Rodger (read: OP incarnate) have a BMW too?