Name a better offroad production truck

Name a better offroad production truck.

Protip: You literally can't.

>450 HP
>500 LB FT of torque
>0-60 in 5.0 seconds
>quarter mile in 13.7
>incredibly comfortable daily
>unparalleled offroad performance

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>truck
>cuck

Also srsly kys

>MSRP over 60k

LEL

Probably a Silverado with aftermarket shocks, beefier tires and fender flares.

>Procucktion

Who the fuck drives a stock truck? Even women jack up their trucks.

>gm shills damage controlling this hard
lol stay triggered pushcuck

chevrolet.com/colorado-zr2-off-road-truck

>Sport truck
>200 hp

Reminder GM cant compete

lol

>production
>offroad
>good

That's like saying name a better econobox for towing a 30,000lb trailer.
Literally no one gives a shit about your arbitrary criteria other than broke high schoolers that don't trust themselves to build a truck and don't think they can convince daddy to pay a shop to mod the truck he bought them.

Devil's advocate, what's the torque to weight ratio at 2000rpm?

>literally so triggered he makes up false equivalencies
top fucking kek. reminder that there isn't a better truck in existence with a warranty. stay mad.

200 is a lot more than the zero you'll be making after the rods go through the oil pan.

"The brand new 2017 Colorado ZR2 is an off-road truck of firsts. It offers the best of both worlds with serious off-road capability, yet rides smooth in the city."

>yet rides smooth in the city.

Majority of people who drive jacked trucks can relate to this. No one I know who drives a lifted/jacked truck takes it offroad because they are afraid they might fuck up the axle, balljoints, or whatever.

>gm can't compete
No, they can't. The zr2 hasn't even hit production yet. BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA.
>gm fag talking about reliability

Production truck literally means nothing. You can build one better and cheaper.

>yet rides smooth in the city
do you want a cookie or something? the raptor is praised for it's comfort by literally every reviewer.

>gm is so shit they have to brag about ride quality
>they still can't compete with ford in ride quality
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>with a warranty
Like I said, arbitrary criteria.

>only the vehicles i like count!
sperg harder pushcuck

>>unparalleled offroad performance
maybe unparalleled frame snapping

The 2017 Raptor has never snapped its frame. stay btfo

Your missing the point of my post though. Any offroad truck just like these you name it Raptor, Colorado, whatever, arent going to be used for what it was intended for, that being going offroading.

The majority of people who will buy any offroad truck or who will lift their factory stock truck up to great heights are going to treat it like some sort of pavement princess.

>gm is so shit they have to brag about ride quality
No one is bragging about ride quality, the hell are you smoking?

still doesn't change the fact that the raptor is the best offroad truck in history

>"14 Raptor owners on an outing drive fast down a gravel road and 10 come back with bent frames...."

AHAHAHHAHAH

Coming from the guy making up arbitrary criteria based around the only vehicle he likes... okay.

>2014 raptor
gm fags in charge of reading comprehension. lmao

Said no one ever.

see

hardworkingtrucks.com/new-raptor-fails-to-finish-its-first-race/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CANT COMPETE

>this is what gm fangirls believe

>stock truck places in fourth place
rotflmao, gm fags btfo yet again
not an argument, pushcuck.

Let's see your truck kiddo

>chrysler fag trying to brag about his shitty truck
lol

why are ford/GM fanboys so insufferable?

>owning a truck
Must be a cuck

*sniff*
boy, the smell of insecurity is strong today.

>sniffing people
lel, confirmed fag.

>Damage control

TRUCK KEK BTFO

WONT RECOVER

stay btfo

>sniffing the air somehow considered "sniffing people"

Of course, this is what he thought.

Did I invade your safe space?

>no! that's not what I meant
stay btfo

stay btfo

>>no! that's not what I meant
>not even making sense anymore

>gets btfo
>plays dumb
lol

How about we discuss real trucks.

RAM is fucking sexy

>using the 200 hp rating for the diesel instead of the 308 for the 3.6 v6
Just how assmad were you?

>still not making any sense

stay btfo

>it makes merely 300 cuckhorses! Not 200!!

Lmao GM fangirls

>resorts to his one catchphrases when ironically he get's btfo

stay btfo

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you're not wrong OP.

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ah yes, the ultimate truck for people who only use their trucks to go buy white Oakleys and tribal tattoos and don't know how the tailgate thingy works.

Ford is the only oem in the series, the rest are aftermarket teams. Ford's engineers literally btfo by a bunch of hillbillies that wanna go fast... Lol

The Ranger....?
>470Nm turbo diesel engine
>Who the fuck cares about 0-60 and 1/4 mile in a ute?
>3.5 tonne towing capacity
>1 tonne load capacity in the tray
>8l/100km or 29 mpg
>5 star ancap safety rating

>people only care about the metrics i care about
stay btfo.

the raptor is unparalleled for offroad desert performance
>modified vs stock
lol, a stock v6 ford placed 4th. lmao. gm fangirls BTFO yet again

Then why does Ford use the Ranger in Dakar instead of the Raptor?
Check mate Americans.

You mean unparalleled in driving around on some dirt roads looking mean and not accomplishing much.

BTFO

t. gm's marketing team

what happened to the shitr2? oh, right? it hasn't even hit production yet. LMAO. Stay btfo

Who? What? I'm more of a Toyota guy.

>monster stickers
>chrysler garbage
kys

Looks nice to me. Would cuddle in the back seat with you.

Just what I've been looking for... A vehicle I can take in the desert.

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>>unparalleled offroad performance
lol no
maybe for what you americans call "offroad" which is just damp grass and some sand.

Oooooo, sorry didn't you know? Ram trucks are the official trucks of the homosex. DODGE trucks are alright

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thanks

lmao

lol

>your huge ass expensive offroad truck meets a 45 degree angle slope

I've just found these amazing offroad instruments. It can literally traverse through anything including thick brush and open water.

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>segment-exclusive

>even women jack up their trucks.

That's probably because they don't actually use them for any kind of work.

I bet you put a leveling kit on yours so that one time you carried something weighing more than 500lbs you were staring at the sky.

When does this sport start to become classified as tunneling?

The license plate surrounds really is the finishing touch to this cringe-mobile

>eurocucks cordoning off a mud pit because they lack any sort of open natural space where they can actually drive around

don't worry, once you start neglecting your roads to make the muslims feel more at home it'll only be 5-10 years before they'll be potholed and rutted enough to make 4wd a necessity.

bump lmao

>damn grass
>some sand
have you ever seen a real sand dune in person you eurotrash?
I don't mean some mound on the beach, I'm talking about a real desert sand dune 100yards from top to bottom at a 34*deg angle or more?

BTW OP, the only reason why the raptor wins in your little test is because there is no other production truck that fits this category. GJ pick a special snowflake, over priced bucket to play in the sand with. Also, you're not supposed to play in the sand with the same vehicle you drove to the desert in, should brought a trailer full of toys.

man, gypsys will steal anything,

This is how autistic americans are, just pointing it out

>unparalleled offroad performance

but its sway bars are fixed?

I read somewhere that it tops out at 105.

>fixed
Only if your arms have fallen off and you're unable to spend 5 minutes "unfixing" them.

>thinks a controlled competition in a bounty hole is more representative of "real" offroading than riding dunes or trails
>accuses someone of being autistic for pointing out that you just need access to a backhoe and a water main to experience the pinnacle of eurotrash "offroading"

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God n america when???

I just did

.. mnh

NO! DELETE THIS! FUCK YOU FORDFAG!

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>450 HP
>500 LB FT of torque
>0-60 in 5.0 seconds
>quarter mile in 13.7
>incredibly comfortable daily


none of this has literally anything to do with offroading


>450hp
>same quarter time as 17 year old stock fbody

its a big faggot mobile for posers


>name a better offroad truck

1985 Suzuki Samurai 1.3l 8 valve