Mass Effect General - /meg/

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First best girl.

Apologies to the triggered user from the last thread, but it must be done.

tali

>husbandos
>me3 tranny Ashley

Holy shit.

>169562273
Suitrat spy isn't the best waifu

nor is Turian Tom Hanks the best husbando

is this /bundes/?

Where were you when even Bioware realized the Quarians were a mistake and excluded them from further Mass Effect games?

Yes this is where we discuss the bundesliga, otherwise known as bayernwinslol

Yes, what team does you're waifu support?

>bandwagoning the meme team

Vetra a shit

They are /ourguys/, too bad they choked the winstreak

Is it best to pick up the whole crew in ME2 and then do loyalty shit, or loyalties as they pop up? It's been 4 years since I've last played this. Forget exactly what is time sensitive, but I know there is a deadline at some point.

As long as you do all the loyalty missions before the reaper IFF mission you're food iirc

i mean you're good*

Thanks user.

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nice orange transparent chainsaw

>tattoos
>tattoos about video games
>tattoos about a video game character

>stupid shit they put on their body affects you

>implying I implied that it affected me in any way

I promise you in 10 years she going to start regretting her decision.

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>her

Night lads :3

>tfw can't post a comfy ME image because no matter what it is, I'll get called a subhuman

Night lad, should've posted on anyway

'night user.

Where's the HYPE for Andromeda?

Come to bed, CAPTAIN

>HYPE
Yeah, about that...

It will be 10/10 GOTY masterpiece. How can you not be hyped?

There's still almost a month until it comes out, wait until the last week before you get all autistic over it.

>tfw it hasn't arrived yet

hurry the fuck up mailman

Get out before I execute you, freak.

>not being hyped
>not experiencing emotions
You're the autistic one

ashley is physically sickening

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That's not nice

I want to cuddle a femtur!

I'm HYPE. Trying to raise $160 before it comes out.

We are to cynical

...sorry.

/meg/ has negatively molded me.

Identify her erogenous zones.

No.

Thighs and scalp

Between the eyes. Best massaged with a 9mm penetrator.

Any places with soft tissue would be her erogenous zones. Primarily her filthy cloaca.

Just start rubbing and find out yourself

Identify his erogenous zones

In a gas chamber.

Stomach and saggy chin

youtube.com/watch?v=q4pqgBw_exw

Quad.

Why would you post this. I didn't ask to feel this today.

> yfw Drack is a quint

f-fuck

didn't need feels tonight

>tfw no muscular fem-angaran gf

Why, lads?

>9

Why dag hates meg so much? I can't post a single post mentioning ME there and they tell me to btfo to meg.

You know how when a family has two kids, and the parents love one of them more and the other one knows it?

anyone else planning to make their ryder look like shepard

I plan to make Ryder look like Octavio again

Waiting for the celebrity face codes desu.

Why do we exist lads?

Why did this start playing in my head?

youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI

kek good analogy

do we actually exist?

vidya waifus

Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she'll want a hug and a peck on the mandible in return

fuck off back to turkey

That sounds fair.

god fucking damnit

What are the odds the original roach died in the coup purge/terrorist attacks?

I ain't gettin no space AIDS.

hopefully

Why is she wearing an apron over her armor?

She does the baking herself, and doesn't notice she kept the apron because she has armor on.

You need to leave.

To crush our enemies,
see them driven before us...
and to hear the lamentation
of their women.

...you okay?

getting ready for work

He's attention whoring and trying to build himself some sort of an e-persona on an anonymous imageboard.

Do you even need to ask?

>trying
already established you must be new here, but haven't really posted with trip for quite some time.

Western German is a woman.

Did you feel that, you cunt? The punch in the gut? Have you lost your breath?

Oh sorry, is this /epl/?

Turians love their armor

rude, no bratwurst for you.

it's /Kreisliga/

You are not misgendering him by calling him a woman, so it is not effective. You must call him a man. That would really sting, since there are none left in Germany

No because Dextro Food tastes terrible

Also lethal

No?

Couldn't catch it from her anyways. Different amino acid, remember. That's why you actually couldn't contract Tali with anything.

it wouldn't kill you
have fun heaving it out and being deathly sick for a day though

Oh, nevermind. Remember wrong

So what's the consensus on the buying the game deal?

CDkeys is the way to go? What about the deluxe edition DLC?

The "not happening, not even pirating" deal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-amino_acid

It'd just pass through you while giving no nutrition, you idiot

You're the best y know that?

How'd we know it would taste terrible?

JUST played through 2

bartender mentioned how a krogan drank a liquefied turian and it fucked up his insides

pretty sure mordin mentioned how fucking a different amino acid can cause certain side effects too

How would we know it tastes good?

How do we know anything, dude.