/elyg/ - Elysium

Literally Unplayable Edition

>What is this?
A private server for cucks. We're all on Kronos.

>Guilds:
ELYSIUM
Horde guild:
Alliance guild:

ZETH'KUR
Alliance guild:
Horde guild: None
/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

>Server Homepage
kronos-wow.com/

>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

>Addons
wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vaniIla-112-addons-download/
shagui.org/pfUl/

>Leveling Guide (fixed link)
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit

>WoD models + WoD tilesets for Vanilla
modcraft.superparanoid.de/viewtopic.php?f=93&t=11051&sid=5bef861d0c0a46bb9d0e8c7436e813ff
mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

Other urls found in this thread:

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62258
webm.land/w/AYE9/
realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62167
realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=60596
realmplayers.com/GuildList.aspx?realm=Ely
realmplayers.com/RaidStats/Ranking.aspx?Bosses=0B0C0D0E0F0G0H0I&realm=Ana
realmplayers.com/raidstats/InstanceList.aspx?realm=Ely
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

nth for Band-Maid is better than babymetal

No tranny posting under this line
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When would be the best time to ask Madti to enchant my "rod"?

>not linking old thread

>what do you mean I can't roll on this book? I want a skeleton pet!!! please please, pretty please!:-(

orc lock with tailoring/enchanting yes?

Level with tailoring/skinning

SHE WON MY FUCKING SKELETON BOOK AND SHE NEVER EVEN PVPs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

proof
realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62258

So if I want to be a healer

and not eroticly roleplay

I should be human?

first for Sylaria!

Also
Old thread:

>trusting the clique

hahahahaha kek

was it roll or loot council?

I want to do things to her so fucking badly.
She's EU, right?

it was lootcouncil'd
>Manlett: okay, the book.... this is clearly a pvp item and I know someone who has been struggling with pvp in BRM the past few days...
>Madtii receives loot: Grimoire.

discord went fucking wild


he was probably referring to
webm.land/w/AYE9/

yes, she's a nazi from Germany
always yelling Seig Hail on voice when topping healing

BETA
AS
FCK

Why are goldsellers advertising for UFC now?

>#4
>Olivia
>62494(204/s)
>5.2%
Holy shit Automute is amazing

>just standing there on the chain, alone, cold, crying, shaking from fear thanks to all the Horde around
>doesn't even dot him when he attacks
>her only goal is to run away from a lvl60 green geared warrior that she should easily kill if she knew how to play this game

Can you please stop bullying all the cuties, Cephei?

my fucking sides

Automute is pretty good. Also Onyxia isn't a DPS race it's very easy to pull aggro especially for Warrior.

>Onyxia isn't a DPS race
Maybe if your tank is a shitter

t. Snide

How do you fuck up pressing one button as tank?

t. Snide

Automute is shit lol

>Snide
>not a shitter

I ran Scholo with this retard and he seriously didn't make it out of his room at Gandling. Then claimed "dc" even though you could see his rage bar moving up and down all the time.

Do you actually think tanks have a one-button rotation?

t. Snide

Tanks use a one shot macro.

>Snide

does GRIZZLY have this kind of corruption too?I need a new guild

You probably didn't pay for the premium tank service, on top of the tip of course


t. Snide

Druid tanks maybe.

Name one ability you can't macro on to one button that Warrior tanks use.

this
>invite Madtii to UBRS
>she joins voice, obviously drunk as fuck
>every time we kill a group she yells "SEIG HEIL" three times on voice while doing a "raises arm" emote in the game
>we tell her to tone it down a bit but she won't have any of it
>kill Rend when she says her doorbell rang
>can hear her arguing with 2 people in the background, probably police
>remains muted for the rest of the run after coming back

Movement.

Why are all the horde guilds such a joke?

wow, Madtii sounds based as fuck

horde guilds are fine
horde Veeky Forums guilds have had disinterested leaders, who were lead simply because they came up with the idea first, chicken and glaston pretty much crippled horde guilds by being lazy apathetic people trying to pretend to run a guild.
most people playing horde in the thread joined normal horde guilds and are probably better off.

she sent me a pic of her swastika tattoo on her thigh once

but it was a roll? madtii even streamed mc/ony
:thinking:

here comes the madti defense force

>DEMISE downed MC before GRIZZLY
>DEMISE clears MC 15 minutes faster than GRIZZLY
Why is this? Do GRIZZLY dps have to slow down because their main tank doesn't build enough threat?

t. Snide

>horde guilds are fine

Lol

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=61465

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=62167

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=60596

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=60867

Time to tell Puddi you think she(he) is retarded...

wow Snide likes Madtii more than Puddi?

Salty Dogs...

shut the fuck up you autistic sperg. i wish i kept the log of how triggered you were after you got fucking bodied in pvp

this fucking dipshit is hypersensitive and will tilt out at the drop of a hat

...

That's one reason why most people went alliance instead of horde.
We saw Salty Dogs being led by the same /wpsg/ core that never sticks around for more than 2-3 months.

realmplayers.com/GuildList.aspx?realm=Ely

wake up man

>orbits a tranny all day
wew did you expect him to be mentally stable?

>Horde guilds are fine

L O L

that's your own fault but I don't know why you'd want to play in a Veeky Forums guild anyway.
you let people like anoka glaston chicken snacks spergout and have their own discord and somehow still fuck up organizing a guild.

i don't know, but i literally made one joke about grizzly being the "best guild on the server" and this aspie shot into berserk mode, talking about how other people shouldn't be able to breathe the same air as him

i thought it was a like a joke persona but it's clear this guy has mental issues

>Snide ranks Madti the highest
>Dads immediately triggered and tries to secure his spot as the alpha of the pack

it's right there you know, if you only care about top ten go through the servers there's plenty of horde guilds on them.
I don't understand what you are trying to suggest.

So I guess everyone who is not a retarded tranny cuck left due to shitstorm. Nothing but namefags remain.

>you will never be on Snide's "list"

Nice timestamp.

Holy kek

If you filter the names literally most of the thread vanishes.

>horde is THIS fucked

You can if you work hard enough. My list fluctuates constantly, i.e. Madti vs. Puddi. If you put in an honest effort I'm sure you can end up somewhere on there.

t. Snide

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/Ranking.aspx?Bosses=0B0C0D0E0F0G0H0I&realm=Ana
:thinking:

>Horde guilds are fine
>only 7 have killed Rag
>15 alliance have killed Rag
>even a fucking Veeky Forums guild killed Rag

LOL

somebody from the snapchat clique leaked that
ma.dti is her account, she removed me earlier kek

there are more but I didn't save them 3 days ago

Also, I'm into traps and transexuals, so those will always earn you some bonus points.

t. Snide

how the fuck have only 22 guilds killed rag on a server that supposedly has 10k pop peaking every day

>just started elysium
>picked darrowshire because pve
>having fun as an orc lock for the past hour or so
>almost dying in starting zone
>having to decide what I want to train because lack of money
>come back to check on thread
>see this post
>check elysium site
>66% alliance
>33% horde
I think I made a mistake.

I take it AV is dominated by alliance?

leave Madti alone, she doesn't even know you
she's also my wife

horde has more players nearly all the time

I've already told you why you're wrong though.
just click the radio boxes

the top two guilds on darrowshire are horde, not that it matters because you're probably a shitter.

Are any pieces of the mage pvp set up to rank 10 pre-bis of even bis?

Havetts is my favourite tranny healer

>even a fucking Veeky Forums guild killed Rag
Their literally the 10th best guild on the server according to that though, so doesn't that just mean Elysium is full of shit people?

Where will you be when the first FULL PALADIN URBS run takes place?

Remember, Seal of the Crusader stacks holy damage.

I want to see full pally WSG. There's literally no reason why it wouldn't be a steamroll.

In UBRS my naga

>Do you actually think tanks have a one-button rotation?

You're deluding yourself. Vanilla WoW is nothing more than a numbers game. 90% of the "skill" involved in tanking comes from gear selection and actually using consumables, since most of the fights are nothing beyond tank/spank.

The sad thing about Grizzly is that they genuinely believe they're "elite" players. However, the sad reality is that the people who do well in vanilla, including those who made it far in the retail version of the game, only do so because they are willing to neglect their personal lives for the sake of autistic farming. It just so happens that Grizzly is the guild where most of these people congregate, giving them the appearance of an "elite" guild.

If you were to analyze the personal lives of Grizzly members, you would neither find scholars nor undiscovered geniuses. Instead, you would find Eurotrash welfare recipients, NEETs, and more generally, losers with no real achievements who use their "accomplishments" in a video game to shield their egos.

we all know but no-one cares enough to project it mate

Yeah but so what

if not that then what constitutes an elite player? and why are you so butthurt?

>it's a wagecuck can't get into an elite guild episode

Well I guess that would be an elite player in this version of the game, but I have a hard time calling somebody who has all the time in the world to grind an elite player. If you must know, I'm butthurt because I've had negative experiences with Grizzly.

And not in just this version of the game actually, but all versions. I'm also generally tired of encountering people who have their head up their ass for no good reason.

It's sorted by bosses killed and average member honorable kills.

realmplayers.com/raidstats/InstanceList.aspx?realm=Ely

shut the fuck up #22

Sorry, what?

What is faster for leveling, lock or hunter?

Hunter.

Lock is still really fast though.

>I've had negative experiences with Grizzly.

pretty sure every 60 on alliance has at this point.

that stupid grizzly mafia shitters still farm devilsaurs alone even after i ganked them gorrilion times

>not camping them

Not looking to get banned mate.

Sounds like you're afraid to be cucked by grizzly bulls

Any top 10000 guild on wowprogress is better than top guilds here.
Nah, admin is chink lover, he doesn't even a shit about them. They don't even sell gold to goldsellers, they are literally loosers.

>480x598
Nice try.

>strategically cutting off the screenshot where the horde guilds start
>doesn't realize the list isn't even organized by raid progression but factors in pvp and bunch of other factors in as well

ok bud