I'm GRAY but everyone says I'm blue so here you go
Tyler Cook
That's not blueberry
Brody Gray
That's what I'm saying. Glad you agree.
Chase Collins
Posting greying gingers instead. Which one looks least terrible?
Blake Jackson
>Introduce Merchant DoL job >Maps are no longer available through MIN/BTN but instead gathered by this job by surveying the land for hidden locations that contain the maps in each zone >Deciphering minigame now required for maps to become readable that include you trying to draw out and complete the worn map >Traits as you level that let you hold more than 1 map in your inventory and gather more than 1 per day >As you level the job it reduces the cost you pay in market board fees, provides more accurate data on searching for map coordinates, and lets you buy and sell items to NPCs for better prices >Also just rip archaeology from WoW and let you find nice little lore driven trinkets and artifacts and gil pieces sometimes >Once a week you can gather a legendary map that takes you a special version of the Aquapolis that guarantees the right doors, but mobs are far harder and require an 8 man party to clear
Adam Edwards
>ywn protect her smile just end it...
Adrian Hill
>copy WoW no thanks
Parker Wood
post more of this cat
Andrew Torres
>Being contrarian
Archaeology is one of the best professions ever added. Lore nerds in XIV would eat it up.
Andrew Cruz
That would require the devs to actually come up with cohesive lore, not just random shit thrown at a wall to see what sticks.
Levi Rodriguez
>decide I'll preorder stormblood and get back into the game with tax return >forgot since I upgraded phone last summer fucked my authenticator >sent email to squenix support nearly a week ago asking for help, still no reply beyond WE GOT IT
am i fukt
Ayden Lee
Yeah dude, I love having really shit gameplay and absolutely nothing in the way of quality of life.
Please Yoshi, fist me harder for my $12 a month.
Sebastian Nguyen
copying WoW has really done us good so far hasn't it Yoshi?
John Cook
Dont be fooled. XIV has almost no lore. You can summarize the history of most of the races in a paragraph. They would immediately have to just start making things up.
Ayden Cook
Try using the support chat instead of email
Jaxson Hall
this is the wrong general for you then, wowfugee
Benjamin Hall
Well I mean it kind of kept the game from disappearing from existence.
Easton Cox
I want eurocucks to leave.
Jackson Walker
Who's the friendliest ebin? I want to make friends.
Jacob Johnson
>XIV has almost no lore What the fuck is this new meme?
Juan Rodriguez
how much money does SE make off XI still?
Jason Scott
Go to the FF Wiki and look up Lalafell. Tell me thats a lot of lore. Yes if any place had lore it would be that place, otherwise you can guide me to where its hidden.
Cooper Morgan
Quick, tell me everything you know about midlanders.
Carson Campbell
Probably a lot since it costs them nothing to run.
Justin Clark
>Garleans are bad because why not >Ixali like summoning dumb shit >poo poo >pee pee
>warriors OF LIGHT!!!!!
it's like a childrens book
Jace Campbell
>bf spends more time with other people than with you >he prefers to play other games you don't have than the only one you two have in common >he constantly shits on you or the game you're playing whenever you're together and leaves as soon as he can if their other friends are online What is even the point
Brayden Wright
Want a new bf?
Julian Foster
>race histories are the only kind of lore that exists Try again >FF Wiki Why would I go to the wiki when I have the lore book? You didn't even try
Cameron Reyes
Break up with him. Why bother staying with someone that doesn't appreciate you or the things you enjoy.
You deserve better. Don't settle for less.
Plenty of other people.
Jack Hall
he's not your bf
Ayden Young
Crack open the lore book and tell me thats a ton of lore for the races.
Hunter Stewart
>ignoring the first part of my post Try again any time. It also depends on the race.
Carter Ross
>Provided absolutely no argument other than "lol no"
You didn't even try.
Isaac Long
Okay, tell me everything you know about the Students of Baldesion.
Ian Anderson
Something as integral as the races of a world can't even muster more than like a page of lore and you're telling me this is okay?
Caleb Cruz
That wasn't my argument, but if you would like me to prove you wrong just ask.
>specifically picking something that isn't expanded upon Nice cherrypicking
Easton Gonzalez
>lol no >lol no
Again, you're supposed to actually provide things to defend your argument.
But I guess there's actually zero lore for you to expand upon, since it doesn't exist. Thank you for proving our point.
David Jenkins
A number of races have more than a page's worth of lore, actually
Dominic Thomas
Okay, how long of a paragraph would you be able to write about Sharlayan?
Brayden Scott
there isn't one hmu
Joseph Peterson
>Sharlayan is supposed to be central to the lore as a means of understanding aether, crystals, and our powers >All we know is its a place where smart nerds come from and has some Astrologians despite all the people we know from the place
Ayden Johnson
I just want him to be nice to me again I'm honestly about to, but it's not easy... We've been together for over a year
Juan Bennett
He clearly doesn't like you and you're grasping for hope.
Levi Martinez
There is a lot of Eorzean lore that has yet to be expanded upon, and I feel it's all going to waste now that we're going to the Far East so soon.
Jonathan Cooper
:)
Jaxon Young
How am I suppose to provide an argument against someone who isn't even talking about lore? Tell me, how am I suppose to respond to "Garleans are bad because why not?" I could tell you about the history of Ilsabard and the Garleans before they invented magitek, but I'm sure you wouldn't be satisfied with that.
>all this cherrypicking We don't know a lot of Sharlayan because they're secretive and isolationists.
James Flores
It is easy. You tell him you don't like how he acts and that it upsets you. If he doesn't want to spend time with you, then why bother staying there hoping he'll change? Countless others will actually support and care about you.
Gavin Cox
Paging Brady
Connor Reyes
Fuck catboys
Fuck them all
Eli Gray
Dont we literally know a bunch of people from Sharlayan? Yet for some reason they just don't feel like talking about it.
Asher Young
You do know there's going to more expansions, right?
Jordan Brown
>I could tell you about X, but I won't.
So you're either admitting there isn't any lore or you're just baiting.
Make up your mind. You've so far done nothing but prove there is zero lore to this game.
Garleans. Go.
Jack Baker
Yes. Catboys need lots of love.
Landon Bennett
pst
Wyatt Fisher
Yeah, I'm done. We could go on and on, asking specifics about anything and everything, and you'd just keep going "MUH CHERRYPICKING". There's a whole goddamn basket full of cherries right here! Yeah nah, you got nothin'.
Landon Walker
You two are right. Thanks for being blunt, is just what I needed
David Lopez
Is that number 0?
Nathaniel James
>Garleans. Go. The Garleans are, and were, a small tribe of people living in the northern reaches of Ilsabard. Due to being a race that have no connection to aether they have no ability to use magic. This lead to them being slaughtered and pushed further and further into northern wastelands due to other groups of peoples overwhelming them. Eventually, the Garleans become desperate and few, until they ran across a piece of Allagan technology. The study of this piece of technology lead to the development of the ceruleum engine which further lead to development of magitek, named such as a way to mock the use the magic. Using their new technology they set out on getting revenge on the other tribes and peoples of Ilsabard who had killed them and left them to die in the cold northern wastelands. Their magitek wasn't alone enough, though, and they eventually hire Hellsguard battle mages to supplement their lack of magical capability. These Hellsguard mercenaries would eventually leave Garlemald after never being paid. Eventually, the Garleans would conquer the entirety of Ilsabard. That's a very basic run down off the top of my head.
Okay. Thanks for the shitposting.
Tyler Murphy
>You deserve better No one deserves better
Ian Carter
Barely a paragraph.
For someone with the lore book, you sure provided nothing, but thank you for once again, proving the point of the "zero lore" in this game.
Sebastian Wood
You guys know the Eorzea Encyclopedia pdf has been uploaded for a while now, right? Just go read it yourselves.
Owen Diaz
>Barely a paragraph. Okay. Thanks for the shitposting. You won. I gave you want you wanted by actually responding seriously to your bait.
Dylan Morgan
...
Joseph Martinez
But I can't read
Juan Miller
You sure proved me wrong.
By posting a basic paragraph. And not even from the lore book.
Easton Lopez
catboys need to get fucked indeed
Sebastian Hughes
>tfw walk in on someone erping who told me they didn't just a day before
Kayden Jenkins
>By posting a basic paragraph. And not even from the lore book. Nigga, I'm not going to fucking copy and paste pages of lore book information into the fucking thread. Go read the lore book yourself. I gave you a basic run down of their history in what fits with the character limit of a post on Veeky Forums.
Adam Harris
hey
Jose Davis
post lalasucc
Charles Sanders
NO. PLS GOD NO.
Eyy bb.
Something I learned about xivg/balmung is to assume everyone erps, no excuses. Even if they say they dont, 99% chance is they do, you just don't meet their requirements.
Liam Powell
>pages of lore book information
If they existed, you'd show proof. You're defending the claims of "pages" of lore, yet you've shown nothing.
I know basic integrity isn't much here, but come on.
Cameron Peterson
Hi. Fuck off, pedo.
Nolan Jenkins
>tfw my friend lies about meeting with players from here to erp >claims they're telling the truth when it's clearly not true >pretends everything is fine
Joshua Howard
I mean the good looking catboys need lots of love.
Theres a ton of those in soft and drakn especially. They will tell you they aren't interested but thats code for I dont like your particular character. Dont let it get to you though since you dont want to get involved in that stuff.
Barely even the first page and it's a childrens book of "there's land here"
You lore fags are sad. It's all just single paragraphs. This is so pathetic.
Benjamin Ramirez
do you have a list of people to avoid from both of those fcs?
Brody Long
...
Leo Morales
>Even if they say they dont, 99% chance is they do Tried to ERP Karethi, she said she's not into that, and a dew days later she was in a private room with Shana Happens all the time
Benjamin Myers
Not Abe. Not even a cat.
Alexander Young
>tfw stand awkwardly with people half naked to make others think we're erping while really watching youtube cause im autistic
Mason Green
>Shana
You seem surprised. Village bicycle at this point. Think the only person that doesn't know that is Abe.
Anthony Richardson
Why do you people have to make up slander about others? Just because someone is in a private room doesnt mean its ERP, plus you'd have to visit that room itself to know if it was the same one as Shana.
Ethan Richardson
I hate this meme
Brody Reyes
...
Jeremiah Jones
This, someone actually cracked the shits at me over a similar situation
Nicholas Jenkins
I mean, I know what you're saying, and I might be an anomaly but sometimes I like going to my private chambers to talk cuz it's chill an comfy for 1 on 1 time. I've always thought it was ridiculous how people assume private chambers = erp. I personally like to do it in the open world where it's pretty! Opposed to being in a stuff cramped room.
I hate memes.
Jaxson Davis
shana post abe post
avoid
Gavin Johnson
>job pages >hey, maybe they'll actually go indepth-- >one brief paragraph about the job, the rest is shit about AF gear, blindingly obvious "tips" about playing it and famous people with the job
Ayden Phillips
> someone actually cracked the shits at me
what the fuck does that even mean?
Christopher Hughes
What exactly is there to expand upon? They're classes in an MMO.
Mason Taylor
Im guessing he means that someone got mad at them for being in a private room all day, but turns out it was a misunderstanding.
Adam Clark
Words of a sociopath that has to lie to make his life seem better.