/utg/ - Undertale General

Asriel would fucking rock at Metal Crusher.

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1000s of AU
Not a single 80s rock band AU
JUST

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Cute stuff is without a doubt the best.

Spider is a bully who would steal your lunch money.

Chara burpfic?

yes indeedy
let's get in the mood for that, shall we?
youtube.com/watch?v=GV71BfAJKjo

Hopes and Dreams is so canon though
It better, I ran out of food. Free hobby ain't free.

Muffet webbing her pants at schoolfic?

gonna cherish the bones

I thought he did already.

>90s kid falls underground
>80s monsters because they scavenged it from the trash

Yes, I want this.

GUYS PLEASE WE NEED MORE OF THIS!

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get help
and by that I mean get yourself a Chara to help you vent your anger

I still love that lad

which bones?

where the fuck is that lobotomy green text

picking chara up
twisting chara's body until theur back twists
throwing chara against metal bars until their shoulder, collar and hipbone breaks
breaking in chara's knees
taking a knife and removing chara's kneecap bones
making chara drink their own blood and urine only

False. She would bring tasty homemade pastries to sell for your lunch money.

>not just taking all the profits herself
not canon

>free hobby aint free

True words

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But can the spider fold a sphere?

youtube.com/watch?v=5pu-H1XbmR4

the all of them bones
especially his heart bone
i will never not love him

but what about the cutest bone?

Why are asrielfags the worst in this board

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that's the WRONG bone
I needed to see this before I died

I want pet the lizad

Certainly! I have no idea what that is, but with all likelihood she could! Even experts are still having a hard time comprehending the extent of the spider's cuteness! It can accomplish anything!

You pet with your hands not knives user

Undynepasta!

Would you still love (and marry) your favorite if they transformed into a skeleton every once in a month for a night?

I wanna pet her big, cute lizard boobies

No!

i wouldnt marry them but since theyre already a skeleton yes

I-is there more of this ?

Reminder that Alphys' thick legs and vice-grip talons are for holding down prey, and her throat contracts rhythmically when she orgasms as a reflex to aid in swallowing large objects.
Also she has a supply of sex toys she uses on her prey to wear them out while she has them between her thighs.

>if the guy isn't around anymore
Can deconfirm, am him.

>Certainly! I have no idea what that is, but with all likelihood she could! Even experts are still having a hard time comprehending the extent of the spider's cuteness! It can accomplish anything!

Thank you for answering, and to answer as to what a sphere is, it's a 3 dimensional shape that is perfectly round.'

an example of that would be a globe.

Alphys is lizard, not snek

I want to be rhythmically swallowed by Alphys to orgasm
does Alphys enjoy erections slipping into her mouth with the rest of her prey?

this is supremely my fetish
where the fuck did the vore writefags go

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Fresh-ish comic book villain from Pixiv.

Of course, sneks don't have thicc thighs and claws that can wrap around a human's wrist or ankle to stop them getting away.

Get this filth out of my face.
Alphys is not for self-insert fursona shit.

The reflex is only triggered when swallowing something at least the size of a human or gote child.

Alphys is not for voring either.

She is for intense and passionate intimacy and loving words of affection that melt her fears and self doubts away as you continue to kiss and caress her

Undyne get off the internet

>self-insert
I see what you did there

me hungry

I thought the vore people died

I do too.

Glad you caught it.
I want to her to insert me into her stomach.

>you will never comfortably fall asleep with alphys
>you will never end up half-awake to weird sensation and sounds
>you will never realize in the darkness of nights that alphys has swallowed your legs past your knees
>you will never feel so hazy and dreamy from just waking up you just end up looking at her barely lit figure creeping up on your body
>you will never feel disbelief at seeing her moonlight maw glisten and spread drool over your legs
>the situation will never start to feel oddly real as your feet press into her stomach and slowly start to curl up
>you will never feel a flutter of anxiety and excitement as she gets to your groin and her tongue gives away more to fit in your hips
>you will never feel yourself slipping in faster as your butt goes past her throat and the pressure eases up again
>you will never feel her drool heavier and heavier all around your waist and belly
I'm fucking invincible

Ok - I'm going to bed.
And when I wake up i want to see a bunch of metal robots here.
Not "metal" as in "made out of metal" but, ummm...
You know what - never mind about that.

Take care /utg/!
I love you all.

I never left, personally.
holy shit dude MORE

I thought so too

Sux cuz I've got a huge oral fixation, but this vore shit does absolutely nothing for me. Its just a fetish of people with dysfunctional sex drives.

And it's more intense when the prey is live and struggling

No one can resist the spider's cuteness! You're not real! You can't possibly be this oblivious to her cuteness!
Oh. I see. I get it now. The spider can totally fold a perfectly flat surface into a perfectly round surface with no distortions. No doubt about it.
Much obliged! Even if the spider was a real villain I would support her with all my heart. I'm sure she just wants to make the world a better place for spiders to live in. I love that spider and want her to accomplish anything she sets her mind to and be happy!

So much bad Tastein this thread.

I'm immune to it

>sans
>micro/macro
>ectobullshit
You're the only one with bad taste, fag.

Good night.
Love you too bot

Noone can resist the spider's eight-legged grasp, especially when their innards are being digested by her venom and sucked out.

micro¯o is only bad if you're super tiny compared to pred's mouth/tongue
everything between barely swallowable and barely filling is all right

Alright, you aren't so bad.
That sans image still blows chode though.

>Chara and Asriel are going to be best buds
Darn.

Which Undertale do you ship with Frisk?
Regardless of what you personally ship, which Frisk ship do you think is the most canon?

sans kinda
none

Frisk is canonically in a romantic and sexual relationship with Temmie.

Stop them before it's too late.

this

I ship Frisk with Alphys' supply of dildos, regardless of gender.

i dont ship frisk with anything, i just see them as blank space or white noise usually
i like the quirky little kid taken straight from the game's act options who just does weird things and somehow it makes monsters friends with them

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half of this is word for word the tape though?

I dunno about best buds, but slasher Chara and demongote with the burnt arm looks to me like some serious shit went down at some point, I just wonder what exactly it was

I'm back

Chara's 12 inch bepis!

You just don't get it! That's a metaphor for her cleansing the anti-cute out of your mind and soul! Allow yourself to love the spider!

Hey MSPG. Hows it going?

Flowey. Not necessarily deeply romantic, could be just a kid crush, but I like the two of them together. I think the shared secrets between them (Flowey's identity, the Resets, the effect it has on people etc) are significant enough that it would create a strong bond between them. Whether kiddy crush, best friends or eventually in a relationship, is another question

I did good in networking for once and got off early
I might make a fic poll or something I dunno yet

Frisk is for shipping with everyone. No one is really closer or farther away from canon than the other.
But the goat boy is my favorite.

i wonder if flowey ever jerks frisk off with his vines or sticks them down his urethra haha

all while pressing his face against frisk's and filling their nose and mouth with his flowery aroma and even taste