Rice Mods You Secretly Like

All rice

I like underglow and I feel no remorse for it.

I also like bolt on fender flares and feel kinda bad about it sometimes.

The veins have already started to pulse. My hand grows nearer every moment. The impulses in my brain have already started.

Soon I will wrap pulgar around the snake, ending with chico. I will stare him in the face as i spit on him with lust in my eyes. Thats when I will move my physical body to the wall.

Slowly my feet will crawl up that wall, that same wall washed with regret, sweat, and dirt, as I have many times before. We will both know how this will end, he has watched time and time before.

I will grab "Jammu" from my underbed storage. Jammu is my small vibrator that I named after the queen herself as I like to imagine that she would be willing to use it on me as well.

I will slide Jammu inside my tight pink asshole and rev the engines. Jammu will vibrate like a Lotus 2016 Formula 1 engine, firing on all cylinders.

i will fantasize about Anzu calling me onichan. I'm like her older brother keeping her safe from the horrors of the world. I will keep her safe with me inside her both physically and emotionally as we are in love. Love that is forbidden.

My story will once again end soon as my body pulses and the floodgates open all over my own face. I feel it on a metaphysical level. I can almost hear the warm cum as it flies out of my hard throbbing weiner like that scene from 2 Fast 2 Furious. "Ejecto Seato Cuz". I feel it hit me, I'm the slut, the whore, I'm the one receiving the load on my face. This is the moment we all wait for.

I lick my lips, the taste of my salty thick cum filling my senses. I pry Jammu out of my tight asshole now pulsing almost to the beat of my heart. Theres now a slight smell to it, slightly pungent. I ignore the smell as I am ashamed.

I am ashamed for what my life has become, not because I fucked my own butthole with a woman's vibrator and then gave myself a facial like I'm Ai Uehara but because Anzu will never experience this with me. I am alone, broken. I contemplate the worth of this life.

-AbFlug kits

-Most JDM track day aero kits

- Carbon Hood and Trunks

- Bolt Flares

- Big GT Wings

- Underglow

- Neon Colored Wheels

- Itasha

I'm a ricer through and through

Bolt on flares.

Wide wheels for parking hard.

Chassis mount wings.

Black wrapped roof panels.

Stickers.

Also sometimes I like that army aesthetic where people paint their cars khaki and add WW2 style fighter plane decals.

I actually hate most wings, especially fuckhuge ones.

Except, that one. The Richard Petty Special. I just can't bring myself to hate it. It's so damn big, yet so simple and elegant.

Is that wrong of me to hate all of something and make an exception for one?

>lowrider impala
>rice

>rice
>race inspired cosmetic enhancements

It has nothing to do with where it's from. At least not anymore.

Lowered suspension.
Different wheels.

That's all.

that acronym was made after rice was already a saying.

I'd be okay with almost everything if they didn't fucking bag performance cars

>at least not anymore

I'm aware it was made before the acronym. Just kind of pointing out that it doesn't matter what car it is, its considered "rice".

Things i like...
-big fuckoff wings
-deep dish wheels
-fat tires
-big exhausts
-big diffusers and splitters
-blow off valves that make that high pitched doodoodoo sound

widebody kits are fine. But holy shit, fag, get better taste than rocketbunny garbage. Motherfucker's ruined every car he's ever looked at.

Koenig kits
Gemballa kits
basically 80s cocainecore

I secretly like a decent amount of wheel camber (but not stancefaggotry)

also any widebody kits and fender flares

Do they make black light underglow lights?

The only rocketbunny kit I actually enjoy is one model for the BRZ. Can't remember the proper name for it, but it adds a shit ton of tiny lights to the front. That's the only regrettable part, otherwise I love it.

It's the v2.

...

Rice is unironically still cool for me. Underglow, vinyls, wide bodykits, all that shit. It can be done tastefully, it's not all incredibly ridiculous. Rocket Bunny bullshit doesn't cut it for me. People associate the ugliest body mods with tasteful rice.

>seeing riced cars with wide fucking fender flares/body kits
>stock width/offset wheels
mfw
carbon fiber everything, as long as it's the real stuff, is pretty great

wide body kits.
Front splitters
rear spoilers
white letters on tyres
carbon fibre hoods

This is pretty tasteful. The bodykit is huge, but everything blends together well. it looks cool...

this too i really like manufacturer stickers on doors or near doors

In contrast to this bullshit, which is what rice is commonly associated with. There's a difference.

Forgot pic lul

>bosozoku anything
my man

That's bosozoku, not rice at all. It's supposed to be stupidly excessive

I admittedly really like the big GT wings, especially if they're not just carbon and actually painted with the rest of the car.

Widebodies, hood scoops, all that shit, too - just depends on what we're talking about in particular being put on what cars. Oh, and 'fartcan' exhausts - I love a nice big round tailpipe as long as it's not taken to ridiculous extremes or simply sitting on a Civic with no other real performance mods done. I guess my thing is that I like functional rice that's actually being used to make the fasts happen, I don't like garage art.

Fast and the Furious kind of ruined a lot of things. Mostly the Civic though.

If it does not add functionality, it is literally shit to me.

Nothing worse than paying money for form and no function, let alone the time spent dealing with it. Fuckin embarrassing.

Social media is fucking over car culture, really.

People'd rather doll up their cars for likes on Instagram than do any driving. God forbid their car actually get to have any fun during its miserable existence.

Don't get me wrong, let people do what they want to do, but they always get so fucking sour when you ask what they run in the mile, where they've taken it etc. It's always that look, like 'When I said I like nerdy guys, I didn't mean nerdy guys, I just want attention'.
Sometimes there's borderline taking the piss, like with this automatic NA.

>that picture

psshh, you are like a little baby

try this for size

Mfw posted before ranting finished.

Then there's people with widebody kits and negative offset rims on chinko tyres, people on cut springs with stock dampers, big nigger chrome rims with stretched rubber.

None of it adds value to driveability, performance or safety. It's just fucking mind boggling.

I like bosozokus with a touch of humor and casino-like paintings.

Sadly, nobody understands my tastes besides Veeky Forums.

I kind of dig these things too, as long as the owners have a sense of humor about it and don't have sticks up their asses about how cool their cars are.

I guess that's the difference between bosozoku and stancefags though.

bosozoku, itasha, and dekotora are the best shit mang

Widebody is pretty much it for me

...

carbon anything.
I really like cars with a carbon roof and want to have a car with one one day, is that gay?

this
there's just something special when the car is twice as wide as it is high

T H I C C

Spinning rims are rad af.

poverty pic

3 piece rims

BOV's don't make "doodoodoo" sounds
They make "psshhh" or "chiinnng" sounds
"Doo doo doo", or "SSSSTUUtuutututu" is the sound a turbo car makes without a BOV, also called compressor stall

The only real rice i dont like is tribal style designs and all the shittyly made stuff. Hood scoop on your car to emulate an intercooler. Fine. One thats a stick on scoop thats not even painted to match. Terrible. Stickers. Great. Stickers applied improperly with lots of wrinkles. Shit. If your going to go to the effort of modifying your car. Do it right. Thats all i ask.

Things i actually want to or have put on my cars that could be considered rice: underglow, a nice looking set of wheels even of they are replicas, colored silicone hoses to replace the black ones in the engine bay, engine dress up kits and paint, stainless style headers, cold air intakes or boxes, exhaust systems especially bozo styled ones, stickers and itshita, Chin or lip kits, fog or driving lights. Also gauges. I love having a gauge for every readout i want. Usually autometer as i see it as the best compromise between quality and price. Pillar gauge pods color matched to your interior lights are sexy.

You can make that sound by recirculating your blow off valve into your intake. It will make the doo doo doo sound. Or a whop whop kinda sound. Depends on your intake configuration. Just make sure it isnt venting next to your maf.

>compressor stall
no, it's compressor surge. compressor stall only happens to turbojet engines. if you have one in your car, feel free to share w/bread on hood

I think widebody kits look awesome.

Use me in federal court yuropoors

Carbon fibre weight reduction
Spoilers
Widebody kits

I'd love to actually have them on my car but they're pretty much the last thing you should do

I still wish I managed to get a picture, but the best I've seen was a first gen Prius hatch with a semi truck stack exhaust. It was also rolling coal. Fucking hilarious.

I'm partial to the "paint tray hood scoop" aesthetic

Interesting side note. That wing is so huge for one reason. Just one. To let the trunk open. That's it. No added hp at all.

i absolutely love this kind of car youtube.com/watch?v=6ZmR0AafOwk

>underglow
>wide body kits
>splitters/canards
>straightpiping

Air ride for parking swag.

Static slams on the other hand are all the more retarded, I absolutely can not bear those.

put a rallycross spoiler on it, those look nice

What in the flying fuck...

Bosozoku and Dekotora vehicles

Lots of people in this thread like wide body

Why is it rice anyways?

I also like louvers, something about them that makes me smile.

Beacuse like a lot of body mods it can be done very poorly/cheaply and could fall under someone's definition of rice.

Because it's usually overdone and applied to obvious non-race cars. Unless you drive touring cars competitively, an extra two inches in your track isn't going to make a measurable difference to your driving.

I like slightly stretched tyres on old hatchbacks

Toyabau Louvers.

I like this shit