>does two or three rabbit runs
>already has to recharge
>too afraid to rally it or autocross it because electronics might get bonked
>go home and suck musk's dick because "m-muh 0-60 times on full charge"
I feel silly
What a silly metric.
>does two or three rabbit runs
>embarrassed a hellcat, lamborghini, and EG hatch during that time
>pick up 6 college girls on the way home because normies think the car is as cool as it gets and it seats 7
>shitpost on Veeky Forums
This
Thread is over.
Truh is you can't make a powerful modern machine without hurting the olanet.
God is dead and nobody cares, have a nice day anons.
>implying you'd have any charge to pick up college girls
>"haha, s-sorry guys, l-l-looks like I have to charge my c-car again, heheh..."
>"b-but at least I b-beat a hellcat, r-right guys?"
or
>comes back from rabbit runs
>car dies on your way to try and swoon college-aged women
>they laugh at you as you desperately try to restart your car after it dies
come on buckaroo
>buying tesla
mate you should feel that way. xD
>his drivetrain has to be replaced at 60k
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
enjoy the CIA assassination.
superchargers are for naturally slow cars.