I'm buying a new car, and I've got the decision down to a G Class, or a GLE 350

G-Class

>all the cons of a crossover with none of the benefits
These micro-SUVs are prime indicator of mental deficiency.

>treating this car as anything else but a C63 with a commanding position and more space
it is you who has the problem

>preferring slightly higher seating position over driving characteristics and substantially less pigfat
Sorry, didn't realize I was talking to a suburban housewife.

these cars handle great. even shit as big as the X5M handle great.

No, they don't. Source: actually driven X5M and GLE.

>buy a bof truck with triple locking diffs fit low profile street tires and never drive it off road
Who is has the real mentally deficiency here?

What are you even talking about, bucko?

t. car expert

99% of G-wagens never go off road, they are bought because of how they look.
How is this less stupid than buying a lifted station wagon that's actually comfortable and not aerodynamically limited to 100mph?