ROAD RAGE THREAD

Don't be to hard on him, male pattern baldness is hard on everyone.

Get out ya normalfaggot

roll down your window, kiss him on the lips and speed away
Also depends on how much you caught, if you were able to catch him doing any of that stuff to you then he will most likely get a ticket, if not then he has no proof you were using your phone and you're fine, tell him to piss off before his wife fucks another nigger

Hes a qt tbqh. You should ask him out

you know what to do

Since you bitched out in person you might as well report it OP before he does for you using your phone.

>tfw fast car
>tfw can just speed away from econocucks instead of getting into situations like this

Doesn't mean shit. I was in an accident with a woman who was looking at her phone as she crashed into me. Didn't even look up until after she hit me, because by that point her phone flew out of her hand across the dash.

I wasn't at fault, but the cops didn't ticket her for distracted driving (and even told me the totally unreasonable excuse she made up).

>tfw can just speed away from econocucks instead of getting into situations like this
>retards actually believe this

Never draw unless ready to shoot. Never escalate the situation

Fag, I bet you've never pistol whipped anybody.

i dropped my friends handgun on his foot
does that count?

Post his foot pls

Kek this dude's hair is the real comedy here lads

> Roll down window
> Punch
> Drive off over him
> IT WUZ SELF DEFENCE

Also
> Not pulling your gun and shooting him dead in self-defence
> Then murdering all the witnesses in self-defence
> Then tracking him down from the contents of his pockets, and killing his family in self-defence in case they decide to take revenge
> Police come to arrest you
> Self-defence, kill them as well

Kiss me daddy

I'd suck your dick if you didn't drive away desu

im down ;^)
if youre hungry for the Dick that much then just follow me home desu

>be me
>driving with muh child
>dude in Scion almost collides with me while we were going 10 mph on a turn
>run him off the road into a tree while we both are going 90 mph

Man that's a really shitty experience to go through. I think we've all been there.

I had a dude follow me for like 20 minutes, then get out of his car in the middle of gridlock all because he tried to cut me off really aggressively but I wasn't making room.

I have really bad anxiety issues and the whole experience fucked me up pretty bad for like a week.

any anons know any legal advice here? Should i be reporting this? i think throwing shit at my car and windshield is crossing the line. however, would i get in trouble for using my phone for recording purposes?

GTFO footfag

No doubt dude.

I have some anxiety as well. However, I chose not to engage in a shouting or swearing match and just remained calm and recorded it through my phone. i feel like if i got all riled up it would have broight my day down. Ive seen to many youtube videos, liveleaks, etc, to try and "out tough" the other guy. Just remain claim, silent, and record, and let his actions speak for itself.

you can probably get him for dangerous driving, incitement and maybe disturbing the peace or endangerment, depending on how bad of a day the policeman fielding the report is feeling.

Go for it desu. More chavs to fuel the prison industry.

what about me recording using my phone? "distracted driving". so would i need a lawyer? would this turn into a big deal with me jumping through hoops and the works?

the counterpoint would be that he would have to prove that you using your phone was making your driving worse. Worst case scenario, you'd get a citation for like $70 and maybe have to work bingo night for 4hrs of community service. That's if they don't like you.

More likely than not, they'll be too busy going after Sideburns McGee to even think of laying anything on you.

source: Work next door to the county sheriff's and share lunch with the paperwork pushers 3-4 times a week

What the fuck is wrong with you? I hope you get arrested

post your footpucci first bby ;^)

Guy looks like your typical Victoria inbred white trash.

Next time, keep a big Maglite in your car, op

Okay, where you at?

florida homeboy

Meet me halfway in Georgia bb

oooo nigga don't tempt me

Let's meet at a Denny's and fuck in the bathroom sweetie

2 far, oh well
Denny's is my go to hangover food place

I got some "hangover" 4u bb

post feet pls

perfect place for some sloppiness, we can use the syrup

Bet they got loads of butter and "cream" there too ;^)

thats a man nigga

Feminine benis

you already know I'm a fan of the heavy cream

Why is this board so gay today?

what're you talking about, it's gay everyday

I think OP lives in BC Canada. Drawing isn't an option nor is it necessary because Canadians are pansies that swear a lot and never get physically confrontational.

I got lots of heavy cream for you big boy B^)

4U

that's what I like to hear slippy Jim ;^)

Heyyy

Kek

One order of XXL sausage, served up hot pls

looks inbred be careful and shit

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FAKE NEWS

Kind of road rage

>Me and buddy in desert going on a dedicated off road trail in his jeep
>I'm sitting passenger
>We see bike markers over the hill so we pull over
>We throw up a "1" hand signal to tel them we have one person behind us
>First guy throws up a 5
>3 pass
>We wait a little, nobody else comes
>We're about to peel out
>We begin to draw forward
>Dirt biker flies over hill and slams into the jeep behind us
>Biker gets up and starts slamming the hood
>We waited, saw no one
>Bikers aren't supposed to jump hills or speed on trails

Can confirm (AB here), I had only one road rage incident. Was driving normally behind a minivan doing 60, when we came to a tight turn where the speed limit suddenly drops to 30. This dude went 20 so our spacing tightened up a little through the turn, but nowhere near tailgating distance. Then at the red light immediately after the turn, a middle age guy jumps out of the van and runs over to my window and yells that if I follow him that close again he is going to kick my ass.

Took me a couple seconds to process what the fuck was going on, so all I could come up with was
>get the fuck back in your car
as he started turning away. He was in no shape to kick anyone's ass, but I guess he was having a bad day or something. And I wasn't going to mace/stab someone for a bit of harmless shouting.

ecko? holy fuck even good will doesn't stock that shit anymore

Seems to be a lot of that going around.
youtube.com/watch?v=EiYHtCK3bpA

>>anxiety and fear starts to grow so i bust out my phone and start recording
I pray you're a female

>pull out of work
>pull onto street
>gray corolla driving shitty
>speeds up from 40 just to whip around me and almost clipping my fender to "show me that i pulled in front of him"
>he pulls into the left turn lane at the next intersection
>i close clip his fender as i pass by him stopped at the left turn light
>he follows me right away and start tailgating
>im pulling into the left lane to make a turn at the next light, someone pulls in front and i have to slam on the brakes, he nearly rear ends me
>he starts gesturing his ghetto ass hand motions toward me
>cop pulling out of neighborhood after i turn
>pull into where hes coming out of
>road rager eliminated

>ending lane, supposed to pass to right side.
>woman besides, driving slow so I think she wants to let me pass
>speed up
>she also speeds up
>fuck off bitch the lane is ending i have to pass
>shes honking permanently
>have to do a highspeed pass on the lane with oncoming traffing to not somehow crash
>girl is holding up her middle finger and flashing her lights at me while still honking till i drive off into a different street

Jesus fuck I swear to god I crashed like 6 times already, every single time it was because of a female driver doing retarded shit.
I even used to defend woman drivers before I was driving myself.

Why cant women share the road?
>be in small Integra
>trying to get over into lane that was connected to mine
>woman in Porsche Cayenne in other lane is separated from this lane by white dotted line
>turn on blinkers, head into this center lane
>she also decides to merge into the same lane
>she doesn't turn blinkers on at all
>almost ran into the side of her
>slam on the brakes, she starts screaming at me from her rolled down window
>but it was my fucking lane you dumb cunt

Why do women who drive Porsche Cayennes think they own the fucking road?

Pic related: I'm the red one and she's the yellow one

nah bro

I've had anxiety all my if. Used to be real bad in middle/high school.

>not knowing about the meme

I get the almost the same situation all the time.
Only difference is the line is solid, not dotted, so they should never be crossing it. I have to be super cautious and make sure no one slams into me.

>Having a bad day
>Leaving house, have to inch by a truck parked in a weird spot
>They honk as I leave
>Flip them the bird
>Dad gives me a call
>It was him in a rental

You sound like my mother. That's not a good thing.

You sound like a faggot lover. That's not a good thing

>2017
>not being a faggot

GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE YOU SHITLORD

Srry bby ;^)

>driving home from work
>merge into left lane to turn into my neighborhood
>nearest car is a good 100 yards behind me
>shitmobile Equinox didn't think I had a right to be in the left lane, starts tailgating me aggressively
>slam on the brakes and he runs off the road to avoid hitting me

I kind of wanted him to hit me so he could go home and tell his fat wife they are losing their house because he totaled an s550 and his insurance won't cover it kek

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post vid?

If he had a dashcam that showed you brake checked him, you'd get fucked by insurance for intentionally causing the collision. Probably also get ticketed for it.

>be me 20 yr old brain dead slavshit
>cut some crossover off, he honks, is obviously pissed
>He guns it and tries passing me
>Gas it hard caz fuck this fag
>2.0l corolla ain't no joke
>He can't catch up to pass me, lane merges to one
>Slow down to speed limit and catch my senses
>See him pull out his phone and start following me

Man I shouldn't be allowed to drive

If someone has gotten out of their vehicle and is walking towards me at a stop light I'm assuming they mean me bodily harm.

>uses phone to tell on you using your phone

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>Driving in roundabout
>Some idiot drive out right in front of me
>Slam my brakes and lay on the horn
>Idiot pulls over to the left to block me off
>Gets out and start beating his chest while screaming at me to come out of my car
>Back up a few meters and drive around him
>He rushes back to his car
>Probably going to follow/harass me
>Other cars behind me is also going around him
>He's now trapped in the middle of the roundabout
>Laugh my ass off at this sight and go my merry way

I started to keep a carpenters hammer in my sidedoor after this shit (No fun allowed anti gun yuroop country).

Kek that was a good thread.

You deserve it phone driving fgt

Screen cap pls?

>Be driving to work
>Take highway exit
>Road merge is like pic related
>Almost in new lane
>Huge SUV cuts me off trying to get into my lane without looking or signaling
>Lay on horn
>Flys back into her lane
>Pulls up next to me
>Fat bitch yells "Blind spot asshole!!"
>Laugh

>sorry occifer, a deer was about to run out in front of me

I used to get road rage. Then some guy got shot to death down the street from my work during a well publicized road rage incident

Now every time I start to get frustrated behind the wheel I remember that incident and how you don't know what the guy in front of you may have just done or what he's capable of.

Plus usually when people tail gate me then speed past me I see them at the next light. So It's pointless. All your doing is wasting gas and putting your life at risk.

I just remember that incident and listen to audio books though my phone and don't acknowledge other drivers getting mad unless they start to approach my car or gesture with a weapon (which has never happened), Then I won't respond.

That's a poor assumption, from a legal standpoint

>Only difference is the line is solid, not dotted, so they should never be crossing it.
Doesn't matter to those people. I drive on this solid double yellow line road all the time. It has 2 busy lanes in either direction. If there is no police, they will stop in one lane to turn left across the double yellow, thus holding up traffic. It's so annoying because lots of cars will drive in the congested right lane in anticipation of someone doing a left turn.

>a was about to run out in front of me

The burden of proof is on you to prove such a creature was in front of you.

If you cannot prove that, then your excuse doesn't work. Meanwhile, the other person has dashcam of you, so that does work as evidence. His dashcam probably shows no creature visible, so you might even be cited for perjury since you said that in the courtroom.

if op had a fast car he could have made the pass at 120mph that shit suv would have never caught up

then if he got stuck at a light and he did manage to get in front you could have reved the shit out of the car and inched closer and closer to him on foot to scare him off