Buy brand new, 2016 Chevy Camaro

> Buy brand new, 2016 Chevy Camaro
> Neighbors pitbull™ gets out at night
> Next morning see this on both fenders

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call insurance and tell them who did it
the more they can find people to blame other than you, the less chance they raise your rates

You see that big ass RR on the side? Where you think that came from?

a pitbull with a marker.

Make the neighbor pay for it.
If they won't, have an estimate from 3 shops to fix the damage, then take them to small claims court.
You will win.

Good thing it's just a shitty v6 Camaro

>neighbour has a pitbull
man I love dogs but I would genuinely consider killing it
If it escapes due to a sloppy owner then it could easily kill a kid

not your blog

>wait for it to get out again
>open your garage and pretend your working on some shit
>call doggo over
>hammer to head
>HE ATTACKED ME ON MY PROPERTY
>pupper funeral and neighbors cry for a week
>no wondering pitbulls like fucking Iraq or Detroit

Man up op

Fuck you OP. Pitbulls are great dogs, they are just misunderstood, like me. I am a unique person that isn't white trash and pitbulls reflect my special personality. So tired of idiots that don't know anything stereotyping me because I own a pit, a Tahoe on 26s, and have a Kottonmouth Kings neck tattoo.

make their life a living hell bro they deserve it
your masterpiece needs revenge
feed it with revenge
>They wont understand
>It is easy to hop on a cla with swarovski diamonds over it if you have enough money

>Hard thing is when you come up with a rally car by tuning a 407 with study of a year
>My babe right here

>finance brand new car
>no garage to put it in

get your priorities straight

Not OP but you got me to respond. I have nothing against pitbulls. A dog's temperament generally comes from how the owner raises them than how they are naturally.

That said, Pitbulls ARE among the most dangerous breeds of dogs out there. They've been bred to have the strongest jaws of any canine and their jaws are capable of locking in place.

Yes, Pitbulls can be extremely loving pets, but you also need to keep them on a short leash.

The pitbull is showing how you fucked up by not getting a V8.

Pitbulls are nigger dogs, anyone who says otherwise is a niggerlover. I work next to an animal control facility, even the sweetest pitbull can turn into a nigger at the drop of a dime.

kys

The V6 is still plenty fast. I'm so sick of this "hurr not a V8" bullshit. The V6 does 13 second 1/4 miles. with the automatic. Fuck off.

Not OP btw. Don't know if his is an auto or a manual.but that's definitely a V6.

VEE SIX A SHIT

i could smoke that in my civic with a few mods
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

the locking mechanism is the same for all muscles. If you clench your fist hard and long it will lock as well. The muscles run out of Acetylcholinesterase and cannot break down the acetylcholine which keep the muscles contracted. tldr; Fuck you.

all i see is shit and a shitty plastic engine bay

>v6
>auto

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=5UUIctl9hWk

im not watching whatever cuck video you posted nigger

i repeat:

>v6
>auto

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

watch it cuck.
Only cucks stay uninformed. It's how they become cucks in the first place.

V6 makes for a shitty daily driver.

No it doesn't. 335 HP and the lightest curb weight of the 3 says otherwise.

v6 is the cuck option though

it does nothing good, either get a sikk 4 banger or an actual v8

>it does nothing good,
youtube.com/watch?v=Qrs0oa-XIV4
youtube.com/watch?v=yh2kHQhYqpU

all this video proves is that all 3 are slow and overpriced.

>13 second 1/4 mile
>slow
pick one.

you know damn well the vee ate does even better cuck

accords do 13 sec 1/4miles nowadays, cucklord

this isn't the 1990s

Have you ever met a pit bull? every one I have ever seen has been a huge pussy.

so?

>Veeky Forums jizzes over 1990s Honda Civics
>claims it's not the 90's
make up your mind. I'm getting mixed signals here.

vee ates are cooler and thats all that matters

maybe the autists on Veeky Forums

>a top model is as fast as a base model

Wow, color me impressed.

beats a "PERFORMANCE" car for 10k less?

the v8 is pretty nice but it has too much torque for my taste

HE DINDU NUFFIN HE WOULNDT HURT A FLY
>t. every pittbull owner before a blood drenched rampage

You are the worst kind of dipshit. Gas all pitbulls and their owners.

> durr pitbulls can """lock""" their jaws
Why do repeat stupid shit they hear like this

>people actually own dogs stupid enough to try to eat cars

What, did the fucking thing see a reflection?
Fuck pitbulls

>too much torque for my taste
wat

Also they don't have the strongest jaws of any dog you dumb moron

Jesus fuck is this pasta?
"Hurr MUH VTEC can beet u with just a few thousand dollors in mods!"

Well it fucking doesn't
But since you're such an expert, sure
Fucking cuck

>being this new

this pasta is ancient, and has been posted a shitton in the past few weeks
lurk moar newfag

that got me

>too much torque

go back to r*ddit kiddo

I can smoke your ass any where and any time in my honda as long as there are at least 2 turns because your shitty car can't corner for shit

Pitbulls dont have any magic muscles as explains, they are just savage and will refuse to let go, beating them in the skull will usually do nothing until you manage to kill them completely.

Think of something like a crocodile but even more unpredictable and retarded. At least crocs don't eat quarter panels.

Granted, its not really the pitbulls fault, they were bred to kill each other and be retardedly violent, but then of course you get retards trying to keep them as pets, and faggots in this thread defending them.

Oh wow an oldfag, I'm honored to be graced with your shitpost
Get a life

>pitbull defense force

nobody likes your shitty breed you degenerate

you probably have more broken lawnmowers laying around your tard then blades of grass, white trash ass motherfucker

>V6 does 13 second 1/4 miles


Am I the only one not terribly impressed by this? I feel like I've driven shitboxes that did sub 12 1/4 miles.

>Only cucks stay uninformed. It's how they become cucks in the first place.
Um, no, the act of being informed is part of the definition of being a cuckold

>feel like

A quick shitbox will do 14s, not sub-12s

I have a shitbox that runs mid-high 12s 90 degree weather. I have 2500cc and 20lbs of boost though.

I wouldn't call that a shitbox personally, that's quick enough to fuck with a lot on the road

did you hit a bird? i hit a bird once and it was stuck under my front bumper somewhere, my dog chewed a hole in the bumper to get to the rotting bird.

Mmmm, I'm pretty sure I've done a sub 12 1/4 miles in a shitbox.

It can turn too.

So not only the plastic parts are suoer sketchy, but also the steel fenders? Kek GM

If you have, our definitions of shitbox are very different

How do you know the pitbull did it anyway? Did you see the animal chewing on your car?

>living in the hood
>buying a v6 Camaro
Kill yourself

engine is dirty as fuck to be brand new

[not] DOG TESTED [not] DOG APPROVED

JD POWER JD POWER JD POWER REAL DOGS NOT ACTORS ALUMINUM IS BAD PD POWER

>rolled fender
>pilot holes started to zip tie fender to bumper
Son, this pitbull wants you to embrace the drifter lifestyle.

Oh my sweet summer child

Pit bulls are dangerous dogs, because of their capability. Per capita, however, they are far less dangerous than Rottweilers and stuff. They mostly dominate the dangerous list because there are over 5 million pit bulls compared to less than a million of most other scary breeds.

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The "performance" model is the SS.

A V6 Camaro bases at $28k and even with the RS package and Brembos only barely breaks 30k. The EX-L V6 Accord STARTS at 31k and is still slower and not even a comparable car anyway.

Post-cuck here

Being informed about the reasons for cuckoldry made me not a cuck anymore

pitbulls are a breed of peace

Chevrolet has it under their performance category on their website...

>Chevrolet
>performance
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA