/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, and Payday: Crime War General

Lazy Yuro Edition

Previous heist: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34
youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM

First for Sydney.

Sydney is bae

Hi this is David I'd like to withdraw my goldfarbs I mean gold bars

「クソでも食うとれや!テーザーめ!」

We ded

IM NOT FELLING TOO WELL, ANYONE GOT A MEDIC BAG TO OFFER?

PAGE 10

HAHA

FOOLED YA GUYS

THREE YEARS IN JAIL

two pubbie shitters

get gudedelete local files

>cheating

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Payday crashes everytime I open crime.net online

Serves you right, shitter

Eternal Page 10

Bumperino

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FRONT LEANING REST

FUCK YOU, FUCKING COWARD SHIEEEEEEEELD

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Codes when

THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION POSTS

SOMEONES A DEAD MAN(female)

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Lmao fag

FUCKINGMOTHERFUCKERFUCKYEAH

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Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)
- Into The Dark (any_25_spooc_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Artsy Fartsy (daily_art)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>mfw dlc unlocker

no rest for the wicked

I dont get it

What are some good secondaries besides china puff, judge and bronco

Arbiter

>no akimbo secondaries

Commando.

Why do you want it on a secondary slot?

Maxed out krinkov with SR has higher dps than any pistol

so i can take the flamethrower/crossbow/meme weapon
or have 4 pistols desu

How is this idea:
>ARs can be used as either a primary or secondary, but not as both
>Any shotgun can be used with another as either a primary or secondary, but you cannot carry two of the same shotgun
>Any secondary can also be used as a primary with the exception of single pistols.
>Akimbo pistols can be used as both primary and secondary
>Akimbo SMGs can be used as primary OR secondary but you can equip it in both primary and secondary with the Hitman perk deck
Y/N?

Why do stairs suck so much

sounds shit

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It's shit, just like the game.

Good night /pdg/.

May your paydays be bountiful and your stealth runs be forever silent.

Hope you die in your sleep

Update when

Broomstick, Matever, Saw