/owg/ - Overwatch General

YA LOOTBOX BUYIN'

anyone know what the OW girls' vaginas smell like?

Oh god these flag placements

Why would blizzard ironically release a hero? This word has no meaning anymore.

Haseyo!

No, but they SPECIFICALLY said they did. This can't be true, it CANT be true.

You know I always thought that is the punk outfit Zarya in that picrute.

May 19th is on a sunday you daft CUNT

I don't know but I keep thinking about Widowmaker's asshole. She is so clean and tidy and her asshole is the forbidden place where dirty stuff comes out. She is so elegant so her asshole is a contrast to that. I want to lick it.

>another week
>implying it's not until May 19th

Who is that person in the photo with 76?

It doesn't look like Ana, is it Tracer?

>cant even play ctf because there are invisble players and the game crashes after the potg sometimes
blizzard what the fuck

>tfw you don't give shit about new heroes

Is 1.8 officially the worst Overwatch patch to date?

Confirmed not Tracer but I'm sure we'll find out by 2020

ptr update

do you think she has purple poop?
also would it be smelly?

Maybe Soldier had a lesbian punk daughter. She died because her cunt was sideways by 76 degrees.

He is actually a pretty shitty S76.

This update balance wise was complete shit

-Overwatch bows to Bastion
-In contact with god AIs
-Possess ultimate-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & omniums globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal oil line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bastiongrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First half-omnic babies will in all likelihood be Bastionoff babies
-Bastion said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Shambali monasteries & the gorilla moon base
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a mechanical angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of loot boxes and unprecedented competitive progress with them
-He owns two Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have bastionbomnics inside you right now
-Bastion is in regular communication with the Archangels Jeff and Chu, forwarding the word of God to the Overwatch subreddit. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Efi & the Adawe foundation (First meeting with a niglet in over 1000 years) and arranged the Subreddits leader’s first trip to Blizzcon in history literally a few days later to the Bastionoff bunker in Kap land?
-He learned fluent wew woo in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Bastion. There’s no gold in Dorado, only Ft. Bastionoff
>-Bastion is about 14 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

>felt like ps4 was dying cause I play the same tryhards every day
>Mfw the amount of games in server browser

THIRTEEN

MINUTES

They were warned by people playing the ptr, but they don't care.

People are just kinda shocked the ptr made it live unchanged.

till what?

>No Roadhog servers

feelsgoodman

>Cant change the names.

USELESS.

I have to click on every single one individually.

KILL KAPLAN.

>PTR music wasn't warning us about Doomfist
>It was the "Omnic Crisis" theme
>It was really warning us about Bastion and his buffs

>None of them know what they are doing

>No Genji servers
>No Soldier servers

Thanks for the rundown

>no Lucioball
fuck this piece of shit retard game made by a bunch of greedy fat faggot jews who just care about fucking in the ass their retarded costumers

Chu said it wasn't Tracer. This man that Reaper is stalking kinda looks like Jack.

Who here /comfy/ waiting for season 4?

>expecting blizz to allow any sort of player involved customization. What if they used BAD WORDS?

Except darker skinned and not blonde

If they're anyone they're probably gabe's kids

Salut

>Reaper is old enough now that if he had kids, his kids would have kids

I wonder

Yeah, they said Lucioball and Junkenstein being around in custom games doesn't really fit the theme of the events so that's why you don't get them.

Xbox has it but not PS.

Either a glitch or Sony gave it the axe.

The woman kinda looks like a young Ana...

Are the rumors true?

Bonsoir!

I want to invite Dva over for pizza and video games!

Literally all they have to do is remove the passive resistance and Bastion will be fine and still in a way better place than pre-patch

PLEASE DON'T JOIN MY PHARAH DUELS IF YOU'LL JUST LEAVE AFTER ONE ROUND IT TAKES 20 HOURS TO SET UP

Yeah, thanks god that isn't the case for capture the fla,g the shittiest, most annoying game mode this game could ever shit out

>About to win 2-1 ctf
>ult soldier attacks our flag and runs away
>rest of team pursuit
>I stay at our flag
>out of nowhere a winston
>attack him and get him down low
>he ults and jumps across the map in overtime
>draw

Yes, Pharah is a virgin.

Then hold her hand, gaze lovingly into her eyes and make her blush. Move in for a soft and gentle kiss on her warm lips, and fall asleep in each others arms.

>Download patch for server broswer and load it up
>first thing i see is NASTY DIRTY ANIME HIGHSCHOOL RP 18+ NO KILLING.
god fucking damn it

>let's just shove flags on maps that aren't balanced for it at all

How on earth was THIS popular enough to keep on

Reminder than Blizzard thinks only a vocal minority disliked the ARG.

Literally more console players than PC

Shitters fucking LOVE to camp a spot and kill anyone that walks around the corner.

24/7 CTF servers were huge back in the day on TF2

Because people played the game so much because they loved it so much and not because the outcome was consistently draws.

t.Jeff

Is Reinhardt still good after today's update?

you know what to do, get in there

Why are chihuahuas becoming so popular for reaction images?

Bastion is not as OP as everybody pretends
Bastion in his turret form is still pretty weak against picking tactics.Especially with his increased spread. Hanzo,McCree and Roadhog can deal with him easy if he is alone
He is not as strong as S76 in his recon form, because he has no rocket and can't heal and shoot at the same time
If he is heavily protected by tanks and healers, yes he can become a serious treat.

He is definitely not a trollpick now
But he is nowhere as OP as was D.va at her peak point

>Is Reinhardt still good after today's update?
Ha, ha, ha...
Can you stop with the rhetorical questions

Until nothing. Bored and stupid induividuals enjoy "trolling" (if you can even call it that) people by pretending something big will be happening very soon.

That's true though. The majority of people who play the game didn't even know there was an ARG going on, and of those that do most of them either enjoyed it or had the common sense to realize that they could simply ignore it and it wouldn't hamper their experience in any way

I hope there's lots of Mountain Dew

>BASTION PATCH JUST WENT LIVE

You're not adding Ana into the equation

Couple hours late there, faggot.

He is, but only for D.Va.

>enemy team turtles flag
>picks off a few of our team
>while they respawn enemy rushes our flag and camps it
>teammates leave and others join to do the same

hit EU in the last hour

What the fuck I can't even see some models

It probably wasn't. The Arcade used to have those little bars that told you how popular a game mode was. Winter update, Mei's Snowball Offensive wasn't very popular after the 1st week, but Mystery Heroes was consistently most popular
Lunar New Year update, bars indicating how popular a game mode is suddenly gone

CTF probably wasn't that popular but Blizzard wants to push it on us anyway

no it didnt youre late faggot

t. eu

GUISE ISN'T THE MYSTERY PTR UPDATE SUPPOSED TO GO LIVE AROUND NOW

I'm gonna play Bastion exclusively for Season 4. I should place in Masters again.

If someone else picks Bastion, I'll pick Sombra and throw.

I feel like Bastion's DPS output is too good to be ignored, RIP Reinhardt.

I'm so excited to play the Bastion patch. I used to be a really good bastion back when he was a viable character.

How do you be a good bastion? Just change position regularly so they don't know where to shoot?

lol nope looks like another arg waiting time...

so, is there ACTUALLY any changes coming to the ptr soon? Do we have ANY chance of seeing anything to do with the new hero soon/? TODAY soon.

where the fuck is brawls? are you fucking kidding me? I actually half enjoyed it and custom servers are absolutely shit. what the fuck man

you can't be a good bastion without a good team, this one thing remains true from pre1.8

Did they remove brawls?

I don't think I've ever had an issue with any of the characters people whine about

Roadhog can be BS
New Bastion is annoying
Ana could be nerfed a bit

But fucking Symmetra stirs my pasta
How is she fun or balanced in any way shape or form

I played her once blackout drunk and got play of the game

Yeah, the good bastions that I played with used to regularly mix up their positions and their focus was more dps rather than kills, so they stood back at safe distances, the shit bastions are the ones that wanna kill everyone but we know he's easily countered.

I feel like with the patch, he's a soldier that can't run but with better healing, plus he can go into sentry mode which has crazy dps.

How do you play as symmetra and not get killed immediately from someone not 5 m away from you?

it's 4pm. You all lied to me.

There is no hero here

>If someone else picks Bastion, I'll pick Sombra and throw.

Is being a massive faggot hardcoded in everyone's DNA or something?

Official theme for the no sniper / no hook / no [insert character] / no ultimates custom games

youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>I dont even need to hook anymore, my junk gun does 150 damage on average

Wait, so just stay far away and spray and pray into the payload or control point?