Mass Effect General- /meg/

Unexpectedly positive response, haven't even been ordered to kill self once.

Seems pretty fair, good taste.

Reposting because I thought about it too long and the thread died
Top Tier:
>Garrus
>Tali
>Jack
High Tier:
>Thane (Sucker for tragedies)
Decent Tier:
>Liara
>Ashley (I don't personally like Ashley but the romance is written well)
Meh Tier:
>Miranda
>Traynor
>Cortez
>Kaidan
What are you doing Tier:
>Jacob
>Diana Allers
Hit it and Quit it Tier:
>Kelly Chambers

going off looks (within bioware limitations) she is ascended tier. unfortunately her bland loyalty mission, sub-par sex scene and scarcity in in me3 drops her overall rating.

no, see the OP picture combined with the thread theme is something original and funny, not the standard waifu cancer image.
then we have all the youtube embed links working and even the previous thread is linked.
thats all we expect really.

It's sad. I liked Jacob's character and romance just for being sane and normal while shit was hitting the fan nonstop.

Then ME3 had to go nigger up both his character and the romance by making him retarded enough to pump and dump the galaxy's most eligible bachelorette.

I guess Bioware just had no clue what to do with him but still, god damn.

spotted the reddit

for plebians, yes she is best waifu.

honestly i'm surprised there are people who let jacob live through me2, let alone romance him

I'm not the kind of person to let someone die just because I don't like them. I didn't even hate Jacob I was just indifferent.

Gotta get those 5 war asset points somehow

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>i'm surprised there are people who let jacob live through me2
Why because he's black? Are you a racist user?

>retarded enough to pump and dump the galaxy's most eligible bachelorette.

>nigger

There's your explanation. Old Bioware knew how things work.

>Letting anyone die during the Suicide Mission
What kind of disgrace of a Commander are you

Vetra a shit

>Jack
Perfect taste

ME:A a shit.

The kind who uses cannon fodder correctly

>just for being sane and normal

He's a special forces soldier turned black ops operative turned high ranking terrorist officer, and has personally killed dozens to hundreds of people while climbing the ranks of both the Alliance and an organization that would get him shot on sight in Citadel Space. He's not normal, he's just boring.

I really wish this was our Asari instead of the goofy goober we got.

Does PeeBee have Down syndrome?

hey, he volunteered for it
yes, and......
but really i just cant handle his whiney bitch boy attitude, plus he's to paragon for my space douche shep

Vetra a goddess.

delete this.

more like bioaids ad serasyndrome combined

I can't wait until Vetra takes a liking to human clothes.

Maybe

>Bane Posting
>Reddit Meme

Her tits hang right down to the bottom of her ribcage.

Her face actually looks decent in this image

It's confirmed that there are only 6 squadmates.

I think this is the first old downie ive ever seen.

Don't forget the 2 you have to buy for $19.99 each

Threadly reminder that ME:A is going to be shit!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Well PeeBee is 100years old. Most downies don't live that long

>horrible punch form
>her fist doesn't even make contact with his face

Kek. Good ol Bioware.

>using incinerate on shields
>peebee out of cover
>that controller aim
>peebee dead

Fuck, where's my avenger?

Wtf is that thing?

No man that's just where tits are in the ME universe.

I killed him accidentally the first time through because he volunteered for the vents and I wasn't really paying attention. I didn't like him too much until the loyalty mission, but his is one of the better ones quite honestly.

sara "the nigger divider" Ryder

Peebee's ex girlfriend apparently.

Asari.

I sent Tali through which actually resulted in specific dialogue on the Geth Dreadnaught later.

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don't forget her glassy eyes staring somewhere else again

she reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it

did their heads used to be so... top heavy?

so according to Shinobi (paid shill) the 'mock reviews' are good, expect a metacritic score in the high 80s.

> Look at this. We could have built a new Thessia in this squalor, but you chose the humans over us. I exist only to protect Thessia. That is the sole purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent or how cruel, is for the greater good of our people. And now... I have no people. My soul, that is what you have taken from me!

>zaeed is a veteran merc, founded the blue suns, worked in multiple fireteams over the course of decades

>isn't squad leader material

what logic is this?

>"Yeah, my MT is that long."

the whole getting shot in the face and left for dead by your 2nd left me with some concerns about his management strategies.

Because he always seems to come up alive but alone in every situation's he's in ?
He's not a squad leader, he's a mercenary. He doesn't care about the live of people around him, only his own. That's why he's the best one to hold the line actually, for the same reason Grunt is.
He's goddamn invincible.

>Shitting on Bioware when they incorporate Bollywood cultural cinematic techniques.
I want the alt right bigoted racists to leave.

She reminds me of another Asari from a previous game. Maybe Captain Wasea?

One of the Asari cops on Illium? I dunno.

So

Apparently Vetra was well-connected back in the Milky Way and specialized in information gathering, and struggles in self-worth and self-confidence.

>misses slow floating target 3 times with fast projectile

The sad part is I'm not sure whether or not this is satire.

i thought they were just space bastards

it'd be cool then if you made him squad leader that someone else dies in his place

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

well she's not gonna have to worry about human dick supply pretty soon

>what logic is this?

Try actually listening to his stories.

Every story he talks about his him getting out of some incident alive while all his people died. And his leadership of the Blue Suns inspired such loyalty that they shot him in the face.

I think I'd miss that much too if I was using a controller.

So is this a confirmation or what?

Jesus Christ. This is some 1999 graphics tier.

He founded the galaxy's biggest source of disposable mooks and couldn't even keep them in line. Not exactly commando material.

the blue suns id argue where just bad dudes who would've betrayed him for power regardless of how well he lead

but i cant argue with your point about his stories ending all lone survivor style

>We are lazy cunts so there will maybe be some small cameo or DLC with Quarians ;)

But I'm actually alright with this, who even want space gypsies.

lots of melee weapons apparently.

Look at Bollywood movies. They are so hilariously terrible but indian people lap that shit up. Also there are indians employed by Bioware so they're just incorporating some of their culture.

>Krogen walks up to Destroyer and starts punching it
>PeeBee stands there attempting to take it down with her pee-shooter

Great, now allies are even more retarded than before.
If this wasn't on 'show-case the game' easy, that would've been a wipe from retarded AI's alone. I'd guess to make up for it, they made cloak as obviously broken as it is; but that's what I like to call a lazy workaround.

Also, the hell is with developers making their games have all these unnecessarily flashy movements? Like goddamned EVERYTHING has it now. Lens flare of the modern day.

I think those + the krogan hammer are about the extent of it. Just tiers I-X.

If they have a space katana that I can set on fire, drench in acid or an energy barrier that rapes armored enemies I would be happy. If a ninja sword can be added I don't see why they can not add a katana since it's the strongest sword ever made.

so all the biotic amp does now is give you the biotic punch? I hope it does something to increase biotic damage and cool down.

I want a luchadore mask that swaps out the entire move set and lets you do sick ass power bombs on Krogans

>katana since it's the strongest sword ever made.

Just let the idiot have his delusion, he's not hurting anyone.

there's no arguing with weebs.

Wonder what a Firaan looks like.

>Not getting a joke

Come on

>culture
can't wait for some discussion you overhear about the advantages of using your hand to wipe/wash your ass instead of toilet paper.

Holy shit, the recommended setting for ME:A.
Guess I'll have to buy a new laptop toaster.
Does that config even exist on laptops?

This is why I will always use console.s Every time a new game comes out idiots have to spend thousands of dollars to upgrade their hardware just to play it while I can be comfy and just buy the game and play.

Low quality bait.jpg

I can't believe I might finally have to buy more ram.

Sadly this is not an option for me. I have to move from town to town on a regular basis and I don't have TV at my main place.
God damnit, I managed to play W3 just fine with this config.

>tfw Remote Play with Vita

what was that page again?

Just download ram

systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

systemrequirementslab.com/cyri