/pdg/ - Payday 2, fuck Payday:The heist General

It's cool again to use microsoft jacket mod edition

Previously Lab blown on bomb:dockyard

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34
youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/NyGwfTkP19Y?t=8
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135510194248861313/
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19163
imfdb.org/wiki/Smith_&_Wesson_Schofield
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for more useless sydney crap

PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: XH77V-N30MX-N42J9
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: JR3N5-YYJLR-IL66K
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: K8LFR-MW03T-NMP24
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 97AKJ-8I4JV-2PE6Y
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: WI5XX-M8QXT-3AXZI

Can we get this thread to triple digit posts this time

>yfw you're lagging so much peoples are getting to the end of the mission before you get up

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Total Shogun (daily_heirloom)
Brought to you by Clover.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>post is almost an hour old
>one of the codes still worked
ty ded general

Fuck off Almir, everyone knows it's you

>that PD2 easter egg in John Wick 2

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>yfw the guy in charge of the weapon balance is like that uncle that would rape you except he just rapes Payday instead with shitty balancing and he is happy with it

nvr 4get

I still don't know what specific scenes have the easter eggs.
Wish I had more time for going to the theater though.

It's around like the last half hour of the movie

>12G
>42 damage

fucking 9mm bullets are more powerful than this rusty piece of shit. Go fuck yourself overkill

You're not a Sydney player, are you user?

firestarter edition

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get gude get hoxhude

WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE SAFEHOUSE

>no Rust
>no Scarface

Should I get Hotline Miami now since it's on sale? I already have Jacket in PD2 btw.

Of courshe !

lazy yuros kill another thread

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>compact-5

this shit is so old, nobody here knows goldfarb and his "dark souls of heisting" vision of payday 2

>Heather smgs gets speedmags, even their akimbo versions,
>compact-5 only get a shitty straight mag

Not sure what the devs mean by this

What do you do for fun in payday?

the heist

stel money

i yell at medics with Wolf non-stop

A FUCKIN MEDI

>I'M A KEK

youtu.be/NyGwfTkP19Y?t=8

OH SHIT

33th for stupid esport contests.

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135510194248861313/

Codes when? I am still missing chivalry, the wick and scareface too!

the code is 1138.

When you fuck off back to discord

never been to the dsocrd, codes are the only reason i come to these dead generals

Fuck that I need the Butcher AK/CAR mod dlc

Never. All you need is the judge and the AK5 to be good on OD. Crossbows are a meme now.

I need:
sniper
chivalry
and ak car for the diego mask

speaking of which nice jojo reference

>dark souls meme
>no mention of how goldfarb saved us from the hell in pic
fuck off newfag

MEMES

Holy shit what is this cancer weapon stats

>clip

I think I'm going to puke

please I had forgotten why do you force these memories unto me once again

PDTH Overdrill

Should have staid Overkill 145+ exclusive, or maybe standard Overkill too.

Invite me

What is your favourite type of heists:stealing one big thing or stealing a lot of things?

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19163

Didn't the fag stopped working on it and giving a fuck because "it was too hard" to make it work on Mayhem and OD?

you should learn to read desu

Honey I Shrunk The Necks: The Heist.

...I wouldn't be surprised if they added this officially to the game unless Valve's like "Naw senpai".

Nah they probably are wating to do that in halloween update or something and if not's cut and clean peopel will go apeshit on them

plus they have to find a way to please the stealth fags so they are going to have to completely redo all that

>tfw consoles still had this shit until just last year

Are the devs going to do any more twitch streams where they take calls from the discord and let fans talk

how do we fix it?

needs silencer

give it a bigger clip

Replace with a break open revolver
imfdb.org/wiki/Smith_&_Wesson_Schofield

peacemake>schofield
in any game

Faster reload.

but the reload time is exhilarating

shit around with my guns hoping that we'll get DMCWO back some day
wishing for the days when DW was relevant and you could use non-meta powergame weapons

>decide out of the blue that I want to start using my clarion in OD even though ARs are supposedly shit in it
>make a crit based build around it since it has such a high rof
>pair it with micro uzi
>haven't lost a OD heist still
I feel bad for the people that don't try using fun weapons on OD, I really do.

i feel bad for people who don't use dlc unlocker and make OP weapons like

I can't help myself from being a good goym, it was fun messing with that type of loadout though.

well in that case, if you ever dont feel like grinding, you can use the bad goy mod and summon all items, then turn it off. shit's lit

No Mercy when
Green Bridge when
Diamonds dinner when
Heat Street when

I came back from a long break with the game. What's the current equivalent of Akimbo Bernetti + HE Judge with Swan Song + Inspire?

Akimbo Bernetti + HE Judge with Swan Song + Inspire

works just fine if you actually use shotgun skills and mod it correctly, i use it for shield busting or dozer kills

I hope for the No Mercy remake they keep the power cuts as pitch black.

So now that the "donacdum" and chains memes are reddit tier, what do we have left ?

Ashley

Dallas screaming and then asking for a medicbag

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/pdg/-tan lewds when

inb4 that shitty f-list link

Give me the f-list link

why? it doesnt have a single lewd

T W O Y E A R S

Prove it

stop being a pedophile

I like how when I tried the map on One Down there where so many cameras that every possible space was filled with one.

You barely need much dlc to make a weapon like that though.

>5 second reload timer

Why is PDTH so much better than Payday 2?

Because it was the ONE

>The car doesn't set on fire on Undercover
ITS SHIT

because matt

Better art direction + challenging gameplay + no DLC jewing you out of $200

>The car doesn't set on fire on Undercover

But it does, it's just pure RNG like in the first game

Cavity 9mm + China puff with Anarchist perk deck and frenzy aced on a suit.

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SEVEN BUCKS?! THERE'S HARDLY ANY CONTENT!

What song is the closest to Hotline Miami soundtrack? I want to play it on the HM heist

the one where you mod a song to the hotline miami soundtrack

Code Silver