/egg/ - Engineering Games General - Formerly /svgg/

Previous autism: The thread is dedicated to all games about building machines and systems out of blocks, in space or otherwise. Also, all these games are ded. Only ded games may join, otherwise they must have their own thread.

WebM for physicians:
>gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter.git

List of currently known and vaguely not as dead /egg/ games (this list is not fully inclusive and if you think a game might belong here, feel free to ask):
>Algodoo
>Avorion
>Besiege
>Chode - Children of Ded Earf
>Empyrion - Galactic Survival
>Factorio
>From the Depths
>Homebrew - Vehicle Sandbox
>Infinifactory
>KOHCTPYKTOP: Engineer of the People
>Machinecraft
>Robocraft
>Robot Arena 2
>Scrap Mechanic
>SHENZEN I/O
>Space Engineers
>StarMade
>Starwanders (let us hope)

Games that are definitely not /egg/:
>Mingecrap
>Starcraft
>The general that quite literally cannot be named. The Notch scam artist one.
>Hearthstone, found in the hearthstone general, /hsg/, not in this general.

Information about these games, such as where to get them if they're not on steam, trailers, /egg/ conquered/hosted servers, and other shit can be found in this pad:
public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/eggames

OP pad for future /ded/s
public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/eggop

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wlNrQGmj6oQ&user=hcirig
youtube.com/watch?v=ytq693c3xVw
Veeky
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for space pirates

Second for /egg/station when?

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When the game gets any decent building or engineering.
Hint: Never.

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>Starwanders (let us hope)
Skywanderers
>The general that quite literally cannot be named. The Notch scam artist one.
>The Notch scam
You mean the mexican scam one? Because the Notch scam is already in OP as >Mingecrap

>this is how the Big Bang happened

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why did egg quit eggpyrion?

It has ~3 projects worth building, after which there's little else worth doing engineering-wise. Fucking with atmospherics is fun for a bit

So which direction is the timelike one in this sim?

>dat flop followed by CLANG

I made logic gates with atmos. I know.
There is no real reason to keep a server up, as all the servers are too busy fucking around ad hominem to add any real building.

youtube.com/watch?v=wlNrQGmj6oQ&user=hcirig
On my ship, the 'Rocinante'
Wheeling through the galaxies,
Headed for the heart of Cygnus
Headlong into mystery

I once made a janky engine out of a rust and a heat exchange, back when the rust used to glitch and produce massively negative temperatures (maybe it still does?)

Anyone playing avorion? Is it worth the $18 price?

youtube.com/watch?v=ytq693c3xVw

The "Will The Real Maxmaps Please Stand Up" album had its views reset to 0.

Have any /egg/ games implemented rock throwing as a viable space warfare tactic?

Why is Flint talking about tactics and rock-throwing?

>Rocks dropped from the moon have power of 100s of nuclear bombs
Rocks dropped from the moon will fall to the moon.
If that retard means using rocks or asteroids as a weapon, you can do that from across the system if you know how to do it properly

elon musk said he would send tourists to the moon by next year (suuuuuuure)

since about half of wu's wiki is about gamergate I completely disregard her opinions on anything

For some reason people think that gravity on the moon still pulls people t earth, and that you can simply drop things from the moon. They also think you can just drop things from orbit and they'll fall straight down

>her
its*

>still at "riot games"

He's been getting paid our embezzled investments this entire time, hasn't he?

>people think that gravity on the moon still pulls people t earth
But it does.
But the Moon's gravity is stronger near the Moon.

And you can drop a thing in orbit and it will eventually fall down.
Depending on what kind of orbit, it could take anywhere from zero to millions of years to lithobrake.

If the new heavy lifter works I see nothing stopping a simple single lunar orbit.

It's a shitty derivate of a shitty game.

Have there even been any high earth orbit Falcon 9 launches?
I've only seen low earth orbit delivery so far.

>Moon's gravity is stronger near the Moon.
you know, some time ago I was deving some shitty space game and thought of an optimization to just consider the gravity of the nearest astral body

then the satellite I was testing shot out of the solar system

turns out, even at Earth surface, the gravity of the Sun is still larger, we just dont notice because reference system

I think acceleration towards the sun was something like 30m/s2 or something like that

>the lifter is untested
>the manned pod is untested
>he still hasnt sent anyone to the LEO

yeah, sure, totes gonna sent the bogs to the moon before 2019

What I meant to say is they believe the dropped object will accelerate towards the core of the earth immediately once dropped. Typically they also think it will accelerate at 10 m/s

Same for orbits. Straight down

Well the devwalkout probably freed up a lot of funds for new ways to scam the player base.

>Implying the bogs haven't already been to the moon.

>new Falcon Heavy will have a cost ratio of 1654 dollars per kilogram to low earth orbit
>even the current Falcon 9 Full Thrust has a ratio of 2719 dollars per kilogram to LEO
>then comes this motherfucker who, with his shitty CPM (Common Propulsion Module) claims to have the cheapest launches at $4000 (actually 4000-12500 per kilogram)
>just by stacking fairly shitty hypergolic rockets in parallel like fucking legos
You might call Musk a fucking hack, but you have to admit he's got his rocket business down.

they want to go back home

can you give me a quick rundown

Hundreds of millions of dollars stolen through the guise of "early access"

Truly criminal.

>just by stacking fairly shitty hypergolic rockets in parallel like fucking legos
we're not supposed to talk about that game

Ignore bogdanoff posting. Just paid shills trying to distract from SquEAd's announcement they're stealing hundreds of millions of dollars tomorrow.

A ton of evidence just disappeared from archives too. Remember, they're a marketing company.

The beauty of the free market.

Why did they stop releasing updates? Will the console versions ever be even remotely playable?

>Will the console versions ever be even remotely playable?

you cannot use mods on peasant machines, so no

kek

>tfw no qt gpp
F

>two dimensions of space
>3D objects

>three spatial and temporal dimensions
>you can now clang both in space and time

>three time dimensions
Please no

>temporal CLANG
This is a blue board user

Both of them
I don't know
I don't really care either, the entire idea is stupid and doesn't really work

Scam Program announcement tomorrow you guys pumped to see what our favorite Dutch marketing scheme is up to?

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>You're not growing life in there, are you?
kek

Looks like its time to for some half A presses.

>still no skywanderers beta testing

Scam program announcement tomorrow you guys pumped to see what our favorite Dutch marketing scheme is up to?

In addition to paying Angry Veeky Forums philanthropists?

Where do you apply up to be a betatester?

Reddit.

Fug :DDDD

We're getting REM tanks?

>>Having settled on a specific direction for time, any direction perpendicular to it will be one that we consider to be purely a direction in space. In our own universe, that leaves us with three dimensions of space that all behave in the same way: there’s no fundamental difference between x, y and z.

But in the Dichronauts universe, if t is our chosen time dimension, we are left with three perpendicular dimensions, x, y and u, as “directions in space”, but they are not all fundamentally the same, because u is potentially a direction a world line could follow, while x and y are not. So although we have a three-dimensional space here, we can’t expect its geometry to be that of our own familiar, Euclidean space.
>make two dimensions of time
>only one of them is actually space
>this makes everything hyperbolic

DUDE. MATH.

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>locals that have ~300 years of western influence still vastly prefer social status sign than better in quality/price ratio product

My problem with it is that in his examples of physical objects and their interactions, they all go fucking batshit when they start moving in certain directions.
So how would they even get there in the first place? The atoms wouldn't be able to create matter properly!
Hell, atoms wouldn't be able to FORM!
Would the Big Bang even fucking work in his world?!

>Yuri
please don't let this meme what I think it memes

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>ywn explain to iphone users that what they paid wasn't an investment it was a donation and so they shouldn't expect to do the sorts of things a phone normally does

Oh god they're going to announce the barn, aren't they? Jesus fuck.

>ywn be paid to shitpost by(and about) your employer to your large audience of green man exploder simulator game fans

I wonder if after 18 months Badie finally understands the concept of Orbital Velocity.

Just kidding.

I saw Scott Manley once. My girlfriend and I were on vacation in California, staying at a friends place. We were at the Carnival with one of our other friends on a late Thursday, right before dusk. I heard laughing coming from the center of a small crowd, maybe seven or eight people. Walking up, the crowd turned and parted a little. Inside it were two men wearing heavy clothing in the summer, they looked sweaty, or greasy, maybe. They were high-fiving continuously and making guttural noises.

"Scott?" I say, without thinking. Before I even realize it, he's spun around, his shirt is wide open, his hairless chest beneath gleaming an off-color shade of white. His eyes lock with mine. "Hullo!" he says. "Thank god you know him “ one of the crowd members mumble into my ear. “ One man says they've been here for six hours... we were about to call 911, they just wouldn't stop high-fiving, and I think one of them shit himself a little.”

"Hullo!" Scott yells, almost of the top of his lungs. 6 or 7 immediately begin to back away. "I'm Scott Manley!" Surprised, I choke out: ”Yes, I kno-"

"And today we're talking about physics! What makes the seats on that spinning attraction there splay out like that?"

"Look, Scott, why don't you go home?" My girlfriend asks. Scott looks over at her with exaggerated eye movements. His upper jaw muscles are twinging repeatedly, flitting about, making his entire jaw move slightly.

"Antigravity." He said. "They generate their own antigravity. Okay. We've got a lot more to cover, ooh, let's do the house of mirrors next, I want to show what’s on the other side of a black hole!”

Scott followed us around all night, even back to our friends place. He just opened the fridge and started drinking the beer. Eventually he found a bottle of Gin and killed it too. We kicked him out when took a massive steamer in his pants and told us it’s what astronauts do.

/r/ing electronic infetterence

>My girlfriend and I
>My girlfriend

I wonder if he created all Physicians.

Anyone remember the 'review' he did on SE?

What the fuck is up with these fucking deletions

fuck off kerbnigger

It's just anons and mods doing their job

Can someone post a link to the rule on Veeky Forums that forbids kerbal

This is /egg/ not /kspg/.
>Veeky Forums - Video Game Generals
>This board is for the posting of video game "general" threads, which are long-term, recurring threads about a specific topic.
>threads about a specific topic
You are off topic.

Veeky Forums.org/rules

>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>Trolls, off-topic as said, uncalled for catchphrases

>5.All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
>Zoophilia and cat dick is not allowed on blue boards like Veeky Forums

>6.The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>9.Evading your ban will result in a permanent one. Instead, wait and appeal it!
>:^)

/kspg/ threads get deleted on sight my friend. Clearly there is some rule against ksp, but I can't find it anywhere.

Since /kspg/ is disallowed, engineering games general is the closest match for it.

Remove ayy.

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>the quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

Goodbye, 80% of Veeky Forums!

>since /kspg/ is removed on sight and not really allowed, I'll just post it in another thread
Fuck off.

Good point, however, they still break the other three global rules

Report and hide.

It's allowed.
In /trash/.

Paging catfucker.

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/k/ sure is a magical place

how is deleting engineering from egg their "job" when they do it for free?

Just be a MoMMI

did someone say 'for free'

>169813374
this post breaks a rule

it also is antithetical to this general. please read the OP

is what i would say if you weren't a paid janitor creating your own justification for being here

It can be spun in any of 26 dimensions... but the answer will always be the same. Kerbniggers get out!!!

Why are we posting catfuckers? I thought this was the engineering game general not the zootopia fangames general

But I want to build my autism fort with fellow /egg/men, free from the dangers of sharing the serb with regular Veeky Forums shitters. I wouldn't mind Veeky Forums's autismos coming to build something though.

Well, until another /egg/station pops up you can fuck around on the Veeky Forumsstation test serb. It restarts frequently, but it's in sandbox mode and rarely has shitters on.