/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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First for

>gringos

5 years, 5 YEARS I have been playing this game and only just figured out you can make chickens follow you.

What have I been doing for this time

wait what?how

it was only introduced in a fairly recent patch, I think late last year

Get close to it, aim at it and press E or whatever you have the action button bound to

>brs throwing na smokes

>be australis
>cheat your way to a major win
>start playing like fucking shit afterwards
rofl@urscene gotards

how come people criticize call of duty for having the same game every year yet it always changes and adds something to its gameplay. yet valve has used the same 90s engine for 2 decades and all the games feel so similar in its physics and player movement and gun play and people eat this up?

Our boys vs australia. EZ win right?

What the fuck is this stream quality?

>type australis
>be a faggot

Because we arent paying for a new game every year. Dont need to change what aint broke

Also I'm pretty sure everyone accepts thats its been the same shit for the last 18 years rather than pretending its new and different.

because CS isn't sold every year under a slightly different name for $60

>dirty cheating monkeys
>our guys
you have to go back

I was talking about fnatic. Didnt realise immortals was still going

you only buy the game once retard

but its the same with tf2, half life etc. the movement and the way the guns feel is exactly the same and the physics is so limited and archaic compared to any fps after the first halo

CS 1.6 lasted 4 years
CSS lasted 8 years

Think they will run CSGO until 2028 to not break the pattern?

astralis more like ASStralis amirite???????????

What more physics do you need?

t. mad abo

>call of duty
>adds something to it's gameplay
You are a legit spastic

Do you ever stop and seriously consider the utter shite you're just spewing forth?

>ESL
>Cant even keep a stream going

>2028 is only 11 years away

no, theres no need to release another CS anymore, just update the current game and add more skins for retards

You don't fuck with a perfect game. What do you want, sprinting, sliding, fucking jetpacks?
The game is about precision, skill and strategy. You millennials fear high skill ceilings, they are well beyond your reach.

The only good mechanic of cod was the tactical nuke, it was basically telling everyone else in the game they are bad and dropping the mic, and then they got rid of it.

>dropping the mic
Nigger detected

How do you lose to huemonkeys? Seriously

Where's SK tho?

ADMIN KICK THE FAVELAS

Worse. Australian.

Their first game is against cloud9 in 17.5 hours

fuck hues

>the amount of tilt we will see later because everyone will be fatigued as fuck

waiting my friends

>Cash
ITS FUCKING CACHE

how do we make nippy great again?

they should just recruit nate

I'm guessing you're saying it that weird way? Cash is very simple and explicit.

JUST

Caysh. Any other way and you are confirmed subhuman

is this a common thing now, become shit so you dye ur hair and get tattoos

-freeburg
-get_memed
+disco doppler
+draken

How many dicks do you think he takes over this week?

pansy

Do they even spellcheck their shit or are they just letting tards pump it out

Why are asians so bad at CS? They tend to dominate in every other game but this

they're too busy playing counter strike clones like sudden death or whatever

not as much as nate

...

Betting against Asstralis every match from now on

They are good at games where you just memorise and churn out commands as quickly as possible, aiming is more abstract and requires hand eye coordination that most neet gooks don't have, Stevie being the exception because he can't do mathematics

>Reddit's maps
Dust_2
Mirage
Nuke
Inferno
>Our maps
Cache
Cobblestone
Overpass
Train

Why does stream A look like it's been smeared with vaseline and the other one doesn't?

Mines fine. Have you tried reloading?

Everytime I go onto it from watching stream B it's insanely noticeable.

Henry G doesn't swallow

thankfully your mom does
LOL

this fucking camera man is shit

Pige going hard.

real niBBas only play dust2 dm

why is group A so weak

our bois improving

the whole stream looks out of focus
720p60 with a vanity filter. wtf is wrong

train nuke and inferno look like tf2 maps after the reworks

wtf was that xypex exposed

I get nuke but train and inferno look fine. A bit more color =/= tf2

>losing when you hack
>asstrails

>nip

they will still get invited to everything

Do they guys spend the 2K on howl skins or have just owned them since they were "cheap"? Seen so many pros with them over the last week on various streams

na I dont play with skins

they all look childlish as fuck

You don't actually think pro players buy skins do you?

I hope you don't play either. Cus it's literally kid's game. Average player is like 7.

>what is pr and marketing
giving skins for free to pro players will mean more profit in the long run

Me either, I'm not wasting money in a game I already paid for

>Veeky Forums
>Having fun
Of course he doesnt play

A lot of fanboys will gift skins to pros, especially the ones that stream, incredible as it sounds.
The same mentality as people who actually donate money or subscribe to twitch streamers or pay for netflix etc, I've never been able to understand it.

Why is olof so bad?

>pay for netflix
explain this meme

instant streaming in HD?

Precisely. You are on this board so we know you have an internet connection, you are typing so we know you have a keyboard...
Therefore explain to me why you would be paying for any TV, Movie or musical recording, when you have access to an internet connection and a keyboard?

haha yeah why pay literally nothing (10 euro) for a good service when you can just steal it for free
based third world retard

>a good service

dude lmao

Yes, be a good goy and pay for something you can get for free

>piracy
>stealing
Who's the third-world retard again? I get the exact same content as you. You pay $XX and I pay $0.
Take your peasant attitude back to reddlt.

holy shit sylvers in pyjamas suck so fucking bad

>watching the NiP match

lmaoing at you right now

instant streaming on any device i own vs searching and downloading and hoping it has enough seeds and then copying it onto my tablet or phone or smart tv
gee i wonder which one someone who isn't poor would choose

Fnatic please.

Paying for things that you don't need to pay for is how you stay poor. You're the best goy.

youtube.com/watch?v=PSFgavZAjCY

GodStew

>paying for bit starved streaming

Might as well watch pixel art.

how does 10 euro a month make any kind of difference? you're not neet are you?
it's literally zero amount of money

>wake up
>FaZe 3-0

>boasting about your wealth on a mongolian sandal-knitting forum
>still being stupid enough to shell out money for tv and movies

14-16

>being able to afford a 10 euro service is bragging about wealth
do you live in ethiopia?

stop taking the bait son

10 euros or 0 euros, which do you prefer?
There is no difference between what you are watching and what I am watching.