Sc2

You haven't lived until you've tried the Sriracha infused imperial mole style stout at my local brewery.

Just got 2 growlers of it this morning from a fresh batch.

phone

Wrong. Using my Apple Watch.

this is how it ends...

what kind of snake is that

fist fighting your mommy?
big mistake
she would break you

the kind you get when you take a brother and sister fish and continue to inbreed them so that half of the ones you sell for 8$ each grow into deformed snakes that are doomed to die slow, painful deaths

how come people always have to buy fish and never seem to be able to just let them breed more fish in the tank like a self supporting ecosystem

pervert -_-

i mean ive never heard someone mention their pet fish just laid a bunch of eggs like dogs & cats occasionally have litters

most fish eat their eggs and babies and you often have other things in the tank that do the same
people do it but they usually have to move the parents or eggs around

uhhh yeah....

youre the kind of guy that gets pets so he can watch them have sex and teach them to suck on your wiener and stuff

youre such a freak!

i wish i was that guy whos mom brings him fast food every night

waiting for nier .-.

i wish i was that guy who died in his sleep

waiting for my copy of Millennium Blades...

im not that guy but mom got me 'za and maccas

its so good :O

oldschool happy hardcore break
youtube.com/watch?v=i_C1rucHz2c

shes bringing home pizza, garlic knots, and wings tonight :)

i thought you wanted to lose weight

i gave up already

thats just a rumor.,.

battlerite is so dead ._,

*gives up on life*

dont... we all the posters we can get...

>we all the posters we can get
embarrassing

ugh hope he deletes that...

dont make fun of her

parents want me to go to the ash wednesday service

id really rather not

fempen = not gay
male penis = gay

learn the difference

why does religion exist
i fucking hate G-d

satan is a literal god

+1

-1

alright i'm here
time to party!

who is this guy

our

phone

who's the biggest lolcow in the SC2 community?

famitsu gave the new zelda 40/40..this is going to be game of the year

nier actually

our hero tchitchikov

is that tranny witch going to speedrun this new zelda. honestly what the fuck is he going to do with his life
*says judgingly*

idk
what are you going to do with your life?

im a fresh ass nigga, bitches know im the shit

thinkin about becoming a judge

nigger

guilty! lol

+1

*slams gavel*
holy shit this is fun!!!

guilty.... of being sexy as hell
*has sex with the sexy defendant*

please god please give me a psvr bundle

sustained!

I really wish I had gone through with hiring an escort to give me a blowie J a couple of years ago when I wasn't feeling so depressed for the first time in my life
it almost happened
but it didn't
now it probably never will

maybe that would have changed things and really turned my life around...

i dont even know where to look for escorts.....

shoutouts to adultfriendfinder.com

i think you might be a little optimistic thinking a whores lips could turn your life around

that looks like the most virusy url i have ever seen
def not clicking that

look up
backpage

they got qt trannys too

*twirls mustache*

nvm looks like the government shut down the adult section

so it's just child prostitutes now?

hmmmmm

who would want a child prostitute?

youtube.com/watch?v=os8V1EZNI8A

thats a lot of zah

powerful _ _ _ ....

youtube.com/watch?v=4dhNGdO8CvI

is Tales of Berseria worth buying?

anyone getting a switch on release????

cant find one :(

if i was rich

nope
nope

take me to flavortown daddy
*closes eyes and opens mouth*
>O

idiot

sc2: VR

preferred 411 or something
and then theres a really well known review site I can't think of the name of

it wouldn't be the bj itself... but the entire experience of doing something for once...
oh well... its over now... its all run its course...

*does it*

lol

*spits lava in your mouth*

1227$...

>ive been too go outside
embarrassing

cherry mx red y/n?

dont make fun of her

i had 3 days sober then i drank last night.. wish i didnt....

no get browns
reds not really for typing

cancelled my preorder i don't think it's worth it right now also nintendo hasn't said anything about the joycon connection issue i hope it's not widespread else they're done

we prefer clears here though

I don't know who this is but I came here because I want this lady to be my mommy

elroy

truth is mech keyboards are a retarded scam

freak^