How are these as dd's? is there a way to hide the cop car look so you dont trigger all the surrounding drivers...

Yeah, I usually have the seat as far back and as low as possible with the steering wheel up all the way.

Huh, weird. Maybe you just have really weird body proportions, ya fuckin' lanklet.

Maybe. I recently bought a 2002 Chevrolet Malibu and I fit in it pretty much the same as my dad's Grand Marquis.

there are two im looking at. this one is at a dealership, $3300, 2011 with 160k miles, its former hwy patrol. its had the bar and light removed which im a bit bummed about, those spot lights are a pain to reinstall (coworker is excop, used to do work on their vics). ups are its all hwy miles and its practically brand new. I have the vin if anyone here can look it up. its still a lot of miles though so im hesitant.

> is there a way to hide the cop car look so you dont trigger all the surrounding drivers?
>now he wants to put the spotlights and bullbar back on

This one is a 2009, no bar and no radio but the lights still in place and I have a spare radio to put in. supposedly it needs some paint according to the ad. 120k miles on it, no clue what department had it, but I have the vin for this one too.

well yeah, spotlights are cool. our company truck has one and its great.

I meant like maybe I could paint it, or swap out the headlights for aftermarket or get a new front bumper, or maybe just write "NOT A COP" in reverse just above the lights so people can read it in their mirrors. there are no taxis here so painting it yellow wont work.

>or swap out the headlights for aftermarket
if you put fucking unaimed, eye-searing, projectorless HIDs in i will fucking hunt you down and shove multiple 9007 headlight bulbs up your anus sideways

:^)

There is plenty wrong.

They're beaten to shit and hardly taken care of. Municipal vehicles are garbage and buying one secondhand without knowing you're gonna need to fix a lot of shit is irresponsible. This goes for anything; explorers, chargers, crown vics, Taurus, ect.