So, just got my first ticket, Veeky Forums

So, just got my first ticket, Veeky Forums.
>Going just slightly faster than traffic
>Just past midnight
>See HIDs approaching me from behind rapidly
>Like a retard, I speed up a little rather than get over
>Now on my ass, a car length, maybe 2 at most behind
>Flashing his high beams and shit
>Retard.exe commence
>Speed up more
>Keeps flashing and tailgating me
>Finally up to 113 mph in a 65 zone and common sense kicks in
>Finally get over to let them pass so I can slow back down
>Dude gets behind me again
>Disco lights go on

Going to fight it, because it was a stupid mistake on my part, but there was no reason for them to have ridden up on me that fast and been flashing their highs and tailgating like that.

>ITT: Fastest speeding tickets/stories thread

Other urls found in this thread:

jewishvirtuallibrary.org/joint-us-israel-police-and-law-enforcement-training
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>speeding up because someone is on your ass
retard

>American cops

>driving my M5
>driving home from a friends house out in ventura
>going like 140 on the 101
>cop parked under the bridge in camarillo somewhere
>Radar detector didnt go off
>uhoh.jpeg
>see in the distance cop pulling out with lights
>turn all the lights off on my car and gun it
That straight stretch out there is pitch black on the freeway. Thank you blacked out taillights
>pull off the freeway and blow a light
>see roller fly by
>head back towards oxnard and hit PCH

Fuck. Haven't driven the car since. Im fucking terrified of pulling it out of my garage thinking that they're still looking.
>inb4 durr pull over
No. Refuse to get my first ticket.

But I thought that's what Real Racers™ are supposed to do.

I did the same thing on the 505 on my sport bike, except it was broad daylight.

After he was out of sight, I took the Vacaville exit, pulled into a Starbucks and ordered a Venti black coffee, and sat there terrified of going out on my bike again for 2 hours without touching my coffee.

It was a shitty version of "going to the Winchester and waiting for all this to blow over."

Luckily my plate was folded up.

I doubt he got plates. No way he could see them when I flew by that fast.

Computers

You think so? I left him in the dust

>going to fight it
>because it was a stupid mistake on my part

That ticket and that sentence separated by 2 commas proves how dumb you actually are.