This is an american """mini"""

Saw one the other day. All wheel drive, gets high centered on a thimble, otherwise A-OK.

>why exactly is this american?
It's fat.

for you

i can name a few fat things that are european, my dick, your mum, the cancerous tumor growing in your brain..
that doesn't make it american though.

BMW already made the first model fat 15 years ago, why would anyone think they would get any smaller?

As does the entire sport of basketball. "Let's put a net really high so only huge people can score points, and call it a sport". And you wonder why the Mini is now massive.

I tried one. It was fun to drive, but the cabin is made for manlets.
Also the center console is stupid as fuck, and to reach some buttons between the seats is complicated as fuck thanks to the armrests.
If I had a wife I would buy her one.