The second I sell shit goes up

>the second I sell shit goes up
>the second I buy shit goes down

It never fails.

I am now no longer an atheist.

Try giving your money to someone who knows what they are doing.

do not buy and sell on a whim.. set-up a nice spread of buys and sell call orders.. that way, you'll be catching the dips and selling on the moon.

tell me when u sell shit and i'll buy it, split profit
ez

No joke, I've been considering exactly such a scheme.

It really is uncanny how I can make these things happen.

Thing is, whatever/whoever is doing this to me is likely above all interested in fucking me over personally; so it's no use really.

this happened to me too when eth was going to the moon half a year ago. despite insane gains i managed to lose 50% of my stash because the pendulum would swing back whenever i made a trade.

was getting fucked in the ass consistently with a mindblowing degree of accuracy.

i now stick to building a business and bagholding btc long term.

>daytrading
>thinking you are smart enough to beat the market

I'm not daytrading.

I only sell after days or weeks of downtrend, and only buy after days or weeks of uptrend.

And then the minute I sell, shit goes up.
And the minute I buy, shit goes down.

Bots are programmed to entice you.

Like a casino the house rarely loses.

They only way to win is not play.

You're supposed to do the opposite. Ever heard the saying "buy low, sell high"?

you aren't doing it rite

lmao

The exact same thing happened to me when i went through etrade. I got so sick of it and got an account at optionshouse. Everything changed and I was getting about 60% win ratio. Then etrade bought optionshouse and I went 1 for 17 trading after that. If you are going through etrade cancel your account.

This is a troll, right?

Right?

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

It's because you're a retard who has no clue what he's doing.

>got into studying stock market cuz of companies 401k
>found XGTIW at 47 cents a share and watched it tumble to .10
>put it on my watch list because why not
>some user on here a couple months ago said they were going to do well soon
>didn't take it seriously
>shares have skyrocketed from a dime per share to $8.69 within the last month

Mfw I had the opportunity to put all my eggs ($7k) into one basket but didn't take it and lost out.

kek that was me when i started. Now I just buy and sell whatever meme stocks come up here and rake in the profits.

go short instead of long then

The universe wants you to fail.

Wait 2 seconds next time.

Dude just reprogram your buy button to trigger the sell command and your sell button to be the buy command but don't tell yourself and keep doing what your doing = profit

That's your problem you have to learn to spot the trend. After days or weeks of uptrend there's bound to be a corrections

Why would you put all your eggs in? Just put in what you could afford and you would still get sick gains.

I don't know what kind of stock you're watching, but uptrends and downtrends tend to last MONTHS.

Even something as volatile as bitcoin has been going up for well over a year now.

See

>And then the minute I sell, shit goes up.
>And the minute I buy, shit goes down.
you're selling based on FOMO (fear of missing out)
you never spot the trend until after it's happening
you're like an idiot who is living 5 seconds behind everyone else