The new King on the block!!

>Move over M3

>Move over AMG C63

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How bout stfu and disappear again

>Move over Italian terrorist

Nice Mazda 6 you got there, shame that the Italian body kit will fail you.

LMBAO!!! Good luck with that ass/face

>open diff
>less than 400 lb-ft from a 5.0 L V8
>auto only
>a fucking lexus barge
>no aftermarket exists
>rice tax
>a charger R/T 392 is a better buy
>worse performance than anything in the segment

Only good ones were the post 2011+ models (actually have an LSD and decent suspension) which either:

A) Don't exist
B) Have 75k+ miles and cost $40k

Much better alternatives exist if you want a fast comfy car

Okay, I get that it BTFOs the M3, and probably the AMG C43

BUT

no way in hell would that thing even come within a sight of a C63

>implying any of those could touch a V6 Camry

pretty sure all the big reviewers said the Guilia was the better car.

Its faster

.....oh kys

You could get an equally fast, better handling, brand new Cayman S for $5,000 less starting.

You could also buy a faster Camaro ZL1 or Stingray Grand Sport for $6,000 less starting.

Or you could have 4 doors

...

>King
>Auto only

Leave with your VAG trash

Quoth the triggered FCA cuck

...

Lol

Great car but a bit too old for current year competitors, the new IS-F is in the works and it looks to be promising since the RC-F was was just less than a fraction of a second slower than the M4. So it could be the IS-F will destroy the M3 or at least be on the same level.

>Acura NSX
auto only
>Porsche Turbo/Turbo S
auto only
>Every Ferrari
auto only
>Audi R8
auto only
>Every Lambo
auto only
>Nissan GT-R
auto only

Do i need to go on?

>King
That's Our Lady Giulia you humongous faggot

SHITTY FORCED MEME
SHITTY FORCED MEME
SHITTY FORCED MEME

>no way in hell would that thing even come within a sight of a C63
kek
it beats the Panamera Turbo, Giulia QV is the fastest sedan in the world around Nürburgring right now. Its engine is a 6 cylinder version of the Ferrari F154. There's no way the C63 can come even close to it.

>FWD-based AWD
>slower
>tons of understeer
kek, I hope you were just pretending to be retarded
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO

>REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO
Is that what Tony says when he has to FIX IT AGAIN?

>Auto only
lol, burgers gonna burger
not Alfa's fault that the average amerilard can't drive
commanding an automatic doesn't count as driving btw

nah, that's how you reply to a "visited by Giulia" pic
funny that you perpetuate the "Alfa is unreliable" meme when it beats BMW in reliability

this thing is only marginally quicker than my 10 year old cl55 amg. no way it would come close to new amgs.

>t. americuck

>Comparing two lumps of shit

sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of
7:32
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3
2

beats every German maker except for MB
it also beats Ford

>implying M3 and AMG are king of anything when 911s exist

>implying 911s have 4 doors
>implying they're king of anything when radicals exist

>mentioning even more shit

Half the brands are shit when compared to Alfa. It's literally in the middle of the ranking.

>37- Audi
JUST

>not even 400hp at the wheels

Yeah I don't think so. Even a 10 year old Charger V8 can do better...

it has over 500, retard

Maybe in your autistic dreams Luigi.

youtube.com/watch?v=iRBOJvUL2-w

>trusting Italians
>ever

>muh ferrari engine!
>muh faster than a 2 ton barge """Porsche"""
>there's no way the C63 can even come close to it!
Lmfao

The Giulia is barely quicker than the old standard M3 F80, mostly thanks to the Giulias R-compound tyres.
Add competition package on the M3 and the M3 kills the Giulia on track for less money, with a proper DCT or manual transmission and with a better interior.

I don't care about Burger King laptimes

>there are people who legit think someone will not buy Mercedes or BMW and choose >A FUCKING FIAT for the same price instead because its second faster on Nurburgring

I would. I dont want to be yet another bmw driver or taxi driver.

One should buy the M3 because of its harsh suspension, shit steering, need to add options to have the same dotation as the Giulia, and of course all the stuff from Magneti Marelli (Fiat) which equips that car.

After this you only have to buy the competition package to make the car exclusively drivable on track because otherwise you'll break every single of your bones on public roads.

At this point your M3 costs way more than a normal Giulia.

10/10 would buy 2

The base M3 is better equipped than the base Giulia while being $10k cheaper.
And the M3 steering feel is better than the Giulias, according to reviewers.
The only reason to buy the Giulia over an M3/C63 is because "muh special snowflake"

Too bad you will never be able to afford one just like all the other FCA shills

>it's another autistic benchracing teenager shills for Alfa episode
These threads are very original, interesting and funny. Please do go on.

lol gud wun xd

>t. cant afford any of them

it's mjet and one actual unemployed italian

>people buying fiat products on release
its like asking to get assfucked by unreliable piece of trash. sure its fast but is it better quality than typical fiat product? its too soon to tell.

people care more about the red paint than build quality with italian cars. it's always been that way.

My niggah

rotflmao get this italian garbage out of Elon's board.

Also looks wayyy better than M3.

>literally cant complete a lap of the burgerring

>implying

kill yourself Alphonse

>Cannot even beat a family saloon against a simple 0-60
ICEcucks on suicide watch
Stay assmad ICEcuck

why does alfa hate us?

Why should they move over? you wouldn't be able to pass them in your quattrofromagio

Just stop it dude. Apply the brakes for your own safety.

it looks like a fat 3 series with a melting Mazda 6 front end, italifags really consider that ''good looking''?

>And the M3 steering feel is better than the Giulias, according to reviewers.

user the shows getting aired in your own head don't count here, I'm so sorry.

See
And stay BTFO

>they don't even dare to test it in Nürburgring
lol

>second faster
kek, try 16 seconds buddy
kek, based italibro btfoing the fangirls again

>11 minutes to lap Nürburgring
can't make this shit up rotflmao

Who designed the giulia?
It looks like shit, I get modern cars don't tend to be pretty but this is seriously ugly.

you seem to confuse the words "ugly" and "stunning"

Are you a gook?
It's "stunning" in the same way as a ssangyong rodius.

go see an ophthalmologist please

>owns a fiat
>implies Sergio Macaroni doesn't finger him

How will they ever recover?

by outperforming ice shit to 60 . the only relevant performance metric.

When ICE can 0-60 all day long, but your electrics will let the smoke out.

>outperforms it once
>needs recharging for half an hour
Meanwhile I'm queueing for my 8th run

>needs recharging
nope. Dumb ice cuck. stay btfo

They won't

You won't get full power at low battery because lithium ion cuck.

I'd like to have a word...

why would the model be at low power? dumb ice cuck. keep making up fantasies cuck

That thing is in 340i territory. Why do you fags keep thinking that it is a m3 competitor?

>muh Nurburgring prepped car lap time
>relevant at all
Since the production Giulia can't compete with the M3/C63 the Burgerring time is literally a who-cares
The Giulias electric power steering lacks feel. It is noted in most reviews.
Italicucks are ignoring all of the Alfas flaws it's ridiculous lmao.

>cuck cuck cuck cukc cugugug cuckcuckckucckkk no u

reassess your lives.

ive missed these threads

its offered with a manual in europe (but not britbong), you retards

When will you finally accept Alfa Romeo as your saviour?

>trusting an idiot with a dyno over an actual manufacturer

>The Giulias electric power steering lacks feel. It is noted in most reviews.
you're confusing it with the M3 retard

>Base M3 better equipped than the Giulia

It lacks goodies and features that you won't miss even in a sports saloon, so...you actually want to add them because you're not a cuck, aren't you?

>M3 steering better than the Giulia

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i know that face
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HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE

>trusting the actual manufacturer over some idiot with a dyno

>not trusting the SAE

It's 0-60 is approximately 4 sec.
M3 territory fag.

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4.8 seconds. About as fast as a 335d