This guy drives right up your rear

drive normally because my masculinity isn't so fragile that i feel challenged by an impatient dick on the road

Kek

Tickle the breaks so the lights go on

Match speed with semi in right lane. Laugh.

what the fuck is going on here? I swear I saw this same thread with the same replies a couple of weeks ago

>my my, I sure don't want to hit this innocent dog that magically appeared in the road.

Japcrap drones

Literally nothing, because the amount of fucks I give about your manchild ass in mummy's BMW is zero.

You'll pass me sooner or later so who cares.

Seems like the most appropriate reaction.

I love it when poorfag tweakers like you get assblasted at the reality of your garbage existence so hard that you start shrieking autistically, hurling shit out the window and trying to make me crash into you. Happens at least once a day. I don't even need to follow closely to trigger you. It's the best shit during a boring drive.

you're a fag with an overt sense of self-importance.

You're the reason I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox to throw in the road after I stop suddenly.

>I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox

>EVERY
>DAMNED
>BMW
>DRIVER

That's okay, I can go slower. I don't have anywhere to be in a hurry.

>it's another leddit tier thread about 'muh drivers'

>boring drive
More like boring life. Being so empty you have to literally go on the road and go "please notice me and and my car sempai".

>turn camera on
>slowly let go off the gas

Judging by the reactions I'd say he's right.

> I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox

Well it would look a little bit suspicious if I went to get something out of the back every time I had a crash and needed a quick cover story. Pull one out the glovebox and throw it down in front of the wheel.

You know stopping for an animal is illegal? Unless it's like a moose.

That's why I just slow down a little bit and say that it made me skid or some shit.

I want this to be real.

>he has a better X than me therefore his life is empty and boring otherwise
Poorfaggotry. Not even once.

>I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox
>every time I had a crash and needed a quick cover story
>Pull one out the glovebox and throw it down in front of the wheel

Its alright, I notice you

>user driving along
>Not paying attention to the road, runs down a little girl at a crosswalk
>Gets out of car with a dead squirrel in his hand
>Pegs it at the little girls corpse
>IT WAS A SQUIRREL OFFICER

>not admitting to ridiculousness of his statements even when laid bare
Poor with zero self-awareness. Spicy combo.

right about what

I'm the guy who posted the Rage Story about getting hit in Greece.

That shit happens so much here.

Imahine riding a motorcycle, or driving small car. Some fat fuck (it's always a fat guy) in an Audi Q5 or Porche Cayenne comes up behind you.

Speed limit's 90 km/h, and you're already going 130.

These fucks won't just overtake you. They will just get 2 fucking feet from your tail and blaze you with your high beams until you get out of their way.

Basically your only choice is to pull on to the shoulder, or go into the opposing lane to let them pass.

Or you can speed up and blow them away, but you don't always want to do that on a motorcycle, at night, on shitty Greek roads.

Besides, anybody who can afford a Cayenne in Greece can run your ass over and get away with it.

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Pics of glovebox or it didn't happen.

Thank you for this, user.

Ask my co-driver to make sure that both front and rear cameras are on. Wait till he verifies that our calibrated and state certified speedometer is sending data to videofeeds and the time is right. Calmly finish overtaking, not exceeding legal speed limit, get into the right lane. Observe that tailgater shifting down and passing us at speed exceeding local speed limit. Left turn signal, get behind him without changing our speed. Turn the onboard lidar on and get a nice video of him accelerating for no reason, driving in a left lane without overtaking... which will be a nice addition to previous infractions of hazardous driving and tailgating. As the gap widens, I look onto my partner and give him a huge smile. He knows what it means and flips LED flashers on. Let's teach that tailgating cunt how nice it is to have someone closing on you from behind with flashing lights...

stop the car get out and beat his ass if he does something stupid or piss me off even more

What you greentexted was not double clutching, mongoloid.

are you autistic?

He's pretending to be a cop, that's all.

Go even slower and lightly tap brakes along the way.

But,
1: if you're on a bike in Europe and don't have a helmet cam or even a helmet cam + bike cam, you're a fucking retard. At best, you have sikk footage, at worst, evidence

2: audifags do this in the Netherlands too. Just let them? Stay in your lane and ignore them

I honestly don't get why people sperg over tailgaters. Sure, it's not best practice to be so close to the person ahead of you, but it's not like they'll kill you

>inb4 hurr durr in fatland you'll get shot
No you won't
>inb4 hurr durr I just stay in my lane and let them go around me, I am not moving for them
If you live in a country where it's legal, go ahead man. Most yurop countries have rules where one must stay in the right lane, and use the left one for overtaking only. I often see amerifat, chink and ruske tourists here getting massive fines for staying in the left lane. Sometimes they don't have eurocash with them and are escorted to an ATM lol

>but it's not like they'll kill you
If I get rear ended on a bike I might die.

Also a cam doesn't work that great, as the battery drains too fast.

My partner.
What are you? Fucking gay.

>not having a torquey bike and snap wheelie away with the evidence

I have a powerbank powering my helmet cam. It can hold enough power for 6 hours. It goes into my jackey's chest pocket. Bike cam is powered by the battery

wow you're fucking gay

I'm not worried about getting rear ended when the road is clear in front of me, but when there's traffic that might brake hard at some point. My bike has enough torque to escape other wise.

I could power it with the USB port on my bike, but then I would need to cut into the casing, making it no longer waterproof, which you know is needed here.

About the case, do some googling and search on youtube, there are ways to mod the case to stay waterproof, even with a usb. The WheelieTime guys do it too, it's really handy for recording road trips

Also, I noticed, but that's in toothpasteland of course, that drivers are scared shitless to be recorded and put up on a website called dumpert.nl
If they see a cam on the side of the helmet, they instantly behave.

There have been a number of occasions where people in company cars acted like dicks. They get recorded and placed on that website. Most of them get fired because muhh negative company reputation

I've know this, even just the empty case is enough to get them to behave.
So I normally have just my case mounted on my bike so I don't get killed.

We're apparently one of the best driver/riders but I encounter enough Italian situations when I ride.

I do have to say, most are very friendly when it comes to making room for filtering bikes

KEK

I'm not a Miata driver or much of a faggot but what I do is:

>Lock eye contact to them on my rear veiw mirror
>Pout my lips
>Give them a little gayboy fingerwave

Works. Every. Fucking. Time.
They always loose eye contact and stop whatever shit they are doing.

me behind
move faggot

>Turning left in a left only lane
>My light
>I got there first
>Older faggot in bmw guns it and almost hits me
>has the balls to start yelling at ME
What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Corollas are just as bad though
>In outer lane passing by a gas station
>Theres a long line on the street looking to enter (enter and exit is the same because people dont want to turn the street to enter
>bitch in corolla want to pull out, she cant really see anything
>instead of waiting for the light to turn red and creep out, she decides to just fucking go
>in front of me
>have to break hard and lay on horn for the bitch to look left

Driving in brooklyn in misrable

Examine them carefully in the mirror for blue lights. If it's a cop, then pull over.

If it's NOT a cop, then they can go fuck themselves. They hit my car, they're paying for it, so I shall continue to drive normally.

On a motorbike, it's entirely possibly to keep things in your pocket for fucktards like that. Old spark plugs, pennies, bolts, you name it.

>I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox
pics or it didn't happen

>people are afraid to be put on dumpert
Is this seriously a thing? I should remember this.

>I keep dead squirrels in my glovebox

don't react because he isn't important

Apply brakes accordingly.
Works like s charm.

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This is why I have a fuckbrite light bar installed on my car facing the rear

slam my breaks because not maintaining a minimum seperation will cost you your license here, and he would be held responsible

Watch out you don't do that shit around me or you'll get your dick sucked, pal. I'll eat your cum for lunch. I'll eat your fucking cum!

I always see this obese neckbeard pulled over on the side of the road around my town waddling around picking up roadkill. Now I finally know what he does with them; I was figuring he just fucked them or something.

i'd get confused. or think he hit his stick or something. in europistan people usually do this on the highway to signal others that want to merge
that they are clear to proceed.