League of Legends General - /lolg/

Mating press the half breed?

I think I have a cold. I'm really congested and my head hurts...but would that really make me play so bad?

The one game I was doing great on, one of our team mates dc'd and I think that tilted me out of good health

I wanna go swimming with Lulu!

Be reverse mating pressed by the half breed

>Also, it's not like they NEED to pick stupid one word names like Flame, Ninja
They're easy to understand and pronounce. Why is this beyond your mental grasp lol

>twitter.com/LeagueOfLegends/status/837376966139355136
BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>that's a cheap trick, you dirty scoundrel

It's completely legit though.

As soon as someone on the other team is dumb enough to start /all complaining about their team, I'll try to egg them on.

/all bawww you keep killing me my dumb jungler won't gank
me: /all I know, you're pretty good, your jungler afk or something?

/all BOT LANE FEEDING IDIOTS
me: all/ are you kidding me, your bot lane is carrying

and so on.

new galio skin?

I find that I can tell the enemy how to win in all chat and their pride and tilt will cause them to do the opposite of what I say

Isn't that OV new champ

>first dodge of the day
>30 mins

UUUUHHH LOLBABS?

Even Better!

>twitter.com/LeagueOfLegends/status/837376966139355136
da fuck is this shit? reinhardt?

That's... not what I expected.

Galio rework

When I start to get really behind I'll flat out ask my team "guys what should I do"

That way at least if I do what they say they might lay off me.

r u dumb

This is why I mute everyone. I don't want some gay kid trying socially engineer me on a Korean game.

seems its like this again
a new champion (demacian of course)
lore update for demacia and his champions
galio's rework.

Or its just galio's rework by the looks of it

how do I play mid as someone with 0 confidence in their ability to play mid?

[smug anime face]

>tfw other threads headed for deletion

comfy bfs here too then~

From personal experience, there are a few things that will always affect your brain performance (and therefore also your performance in game):
-lack of sleep
-lack of water
-tilt
-sickness
-drugs

Reminder

It's a bit shitty because nobody really says anything helpful in such a situation.

>just play passive
Yeah that'll help when 3 of them come to poke and dive me.

sorry new canon ship is lux and galio

this picture is everything wrong with all the champion releases since ekko

>OH AND (s)HES REALLY STRONG AND BADNESS AND LITERALLY A GOD BUT OHHH IS HE REAL??!??!?
meanwhile all the older champs are just strong or strong willed people like lux

fuck you riot

>posting in the Lulufag thread with the shitty OP

>played against a Taliyah and a Bard
>Bard would cast his tunnel on Taliyah's wall and their entire team could rotate from top lane to bottom lane before we could do anything and just pushed us in

That was an experience.

> b-but guys, you need to post in the RIGHT thread with the RIGHT op and the RIGHT ship
> because I want to!

welcome, ya homo! :3

why is ahri so beautiful lads?

I want to feel Miss Fortune's massive breasts against my own!

no u

I've carried pretty hard on drugs before. I've also fed like an idiot on drugs before.

All of those really fuck with your playstyle though, u rite

sheeeeeiiiiiit I wanna see that.

I like that idea. What do you say though?

>Anivia's wall deals damage if it knocks enemies back via being cast on top of them
>allies can move through Anivia's wall

How fucking broken does this make her?

>ywn experience shyvanas muscles milking your cock
just end me

Dunno

Riven and Ezreal? That's some low-tier fanfic garbage right there.

I understand why they use these names, I'm not the one who asked the original question
That doesn't free them from sounding stupid though. I'd much rather have them all have actual korean names like Sangyoon or Iksu instead of naming themselves after concepts and things.

these things literally don't matter
if you're so triggered because it doesn't have the links, make an early post with the links and it's the same shit

You mean your manboobs?

>I'd much rather have them all have actual korean names like Sangyoon or Iksu instead of naming themselves after concepts and things.
well when you control the world you can make it so.

Either Galio or the new support

actually its twisted fate + vi

wearing his tango suit too

>tfw can't tell if you have a cold or heroin withdrawals

Nice bait pal. Bard can't tunnel through player created terrain. I would know, I've tried many many times.

I main top, so usually I'm telling the other top to stop trading with me and I tell the jungler he's wasting his time trying to salvage a retard when he comes up here.

Usually results in Lee Sin and Riven trying to towerdive Sion 4 times in a row and failing every one.

I guess just point out their mistakes and what they should do next time. It really pisses people off most of the time.

what about contractz
or meteos, literally named after a game lying on his desk at the time

>camille is just an enhanced assassin
>ivern was just a goofball tree
>kled is just a crazy yordle riding a lizard
>taliyah is just a talented earth mage
the results are in: you are an ignorant moron.

I'm so sorry for your pain onii-chan, I wish I could heal you up nice :(

its galio
they said he was going to be released following warwick, but before a new champion

>bard is god
>sol is god
>kindred is god
>kench is god
>pantheon is god
>leona is god
>diana is god
Etc

But what are their reasons for joining the Institute of War???

> kench
> leona
> diana

>wall is just a slightly more mediocre version of Trundle's pillar of ice
>wall can't troll teammates anymore and works exactly like Azir and Yorick's walls

Congrats you modernized her.

the what?

no

>leona is god
>diana is god
I thought these 2 were champions of god-like figures?

read lore

Lux is literally most talented mage in all of the Valoran nigguh. Jax with real weapon is basically Saitama. Xerath, Nasus and Renekton are godlike ascended. Crazy lore-op champ were always there stop being dumb

>tfw born just in time to use gatekeeper galio skin I got from chests

Kench is literally Satan

im finally silver :D :D :D :D

Also the yordles are now extremely much more powerful and magical

+ Janna is a goddess now instead of a chosen slut

there is more i d r a t m

>bard
dweedle dee
>sol
cosmic bullshit
>kindred
death spirit
>kench
demon of temptation
>rakkor gods
spirits vying for validation, or foolish sons of man that believe themselves possessed by a god when they are simply imbued by power and their own delusion.

>bard have very little power in our reality
>sol is restrained by his crown
>kindred are no god, more like heralds/workers of the death
>retard
>retard
>retard
>retard

>syndra, zillian, lissandra
>not more talented than lux

Big MODELS

I'm not saying stupid nicknames don't happen here, but it happens a lot more if you look to KR player nicknames
It probably looks fine for them because it's not in their home language, so the name doesn't connect nearly as strongly to the thing, but I doubt they would ever call themselves these names if they used it in their own language.

What the fuck do I rush on Twitch now that Umoose is a useless piece of shit?

did juggermaw just reach another level?

>janna/lulu support
>karma mid
>whatever tanky/bruiser toplaner
>ivern jungle

hes literally unkillable, 3 redemptions, constantly shielding and peeling

>gods aren't real
also: what about soraka in the old lore? Or Warwick in the new lore

that guys said ALLLLLLL the champion releases since ekko
the last 4 champion releases do not fit his pattern, except maybe Ivern. Therefore not ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL releases since ekko have been all powerful gods and shit.

So that guy is an ignorant moron, possibly also retarded.

OH
ALSO
>mordekaiser is a god now
>shadow isles are gods now
>rammus is a god now

but at least the voidlings got nerfed :^)

Duskblade

Syndra is pure magic power. Zilean abused his people's technology. Lissandra isn't even a human at this point. And magic she uses is from watchers or some shit

Friendly reminder that Taric's lore update can be used as a tool to interpret what actually happened to Leona, Diana and Pantheon.

>Mordekaiser is a god now
Unless something super recent changed, Mordekaiser is just an undead King.

Lux is a prodigy in understanding magic. Syndra has more raw power but probably doesn't understand the nature of magic like Lux does.

Ryze probably knows more than her though.

taric is a god now too

Do you think Lissandra is a voyeur?

> Ryze
Isn't Ryze like, really fucking old

If the next fucking thread isnt "Galio update edition" or "ITS TIME edition" Im going to kill you all

Buttlord is the techical term.

anyone fizz jungle? how to build? full ap or attackspeed/bruiser?

>>mordekaiser is a god now
>shadow isles are gods now
No they fucking aren't.

>>rammus is a god now
He's a deity to the Shurimian People, but no one really knows what the hell he is, just that he's seemingly immortal and has been around for a long ass time.

For fucks sake actually read the lore before posting shit. He's the servant to a spirit of Targon, which if anything makes him a Demigod, not an actual God.

>get assfaggots client running last night
>starts update process
>"it'll be done soon" i said
>37%
>go to bed
>11 hours later
>its at 57%
>it only progressed 20% in 11 fucking hours

>Syndra
maybe, she definitely has the raw power but is unrefined, maybe?

>Zillian and Lissandra
Both have had multiple life times to get where they are either accidentally or by being given by another higher power so that may not count as much.

syndra havne't any talent she just throw stuff in ppl, she can't control her powers
zilean is not even a mage, his powers are literally a disease
lissandra powers was given from watchers

new galio picture looks pretty rad.