What is the Veeky Forumspinion on the mini cooper?

What is the Veeky Forumspinion on the mini cooper?

Two `car guys` that i respect both like it and have owned them and recommended i test drive one as i need to buy a car

They're shit. FWD BMW for rich white women with no kids.
They're also not 'mini'.

Unreliable as fuck. You'd have an easier time maintaining a GTI, which is also better.

the r56 will blow up and rape your wallet.
get an r53 instead, mine only sexually assaults my wallet

For faggots that want something gayer than a Miata

unreliable trash
rides harsh
no dipstick

Get a real fucking Mini user. It'd be cheaper than a new BMW Maxi.

Plus, it's made by BMW, so have fun with your repairs costing 5x as much.

It's an amerifat car, with exactly no space on the inside, and a stupid ironic speedo

it's great way to come out of the closet you fucking queer

>from €16k
>for rich
wut

Shit talking aside, they do have some known reliability problems that require expensive repairs. The top end of the engine has a lot extreme wear issues.

Handling is fantastic for a fwd car. Fairly light by modern standards.

If it were me, I'd probably be more drawn to other hot hatches first but I'd consider it.

Only worth it if it's the mini Cooper S with the supercharger and manual gearbox

Its probably one of the best hatchbacks on the market but I'd only lease one because after like 80 000 km they will burn and leak oil everywhere and the repair costs and parts are huge because of the small car, no aftermarket and complexity of the design. To do a clutch is like 8 hours at least of labour more like 12 depending on ghetto shop and the transaxle alone is $8000

>it's probably one of the best hatchbacks on the market
Yfw

What's a real mini?

A chode

>Lets make a mini in the true spirit of what made the original great for modern standards
R53 Cooper S is the only way to go

Lets cut costs and give it a french engine that likes to surrender
R56 is a shitpile to be avoided

Unreliable, one of my friends has one and it keeps breaking on him
He has a cabrio S 2010 with the auto tranny

It is great to drive, yes, but for the price and the reliability pick something else

>2010

Cars guys like it...

Your friends aren't car guys user, they are just trying to get you outta the closet so they can get sum fuk.

> Drinks fuel
> Unreliable as fuck
> Aimed at people who'll spend 16k on a brand new toy for their mistress or toyboy.

>Cheap
>210hp stock
>street legal gokart
I can see how it's not appealing to a car guy.

Mom has a 08 cooper s fun ride but unreliable.
Timing chain, fuel pump, valve cover and timing issues. All before 50k.

A classic Mini my dude. Made by BMC/Leyland