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/srg/ - Speedrunning General
I'm dictatorkin and I'm Caesar. Respect my identity or you're a bigot!
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ni hao
explain why you aren't picking up and learning the speedgame of the decade tomorrow
all memes aside after watching a few streams today, botw is going to be a shit speedgame.
any% is going to be shit, but we haven't seen the other categories yet.
>the only legit speedrun category is going to be shit
>maybe it won't be a shit speedgame
lol?
All the categories are arbitary
>I cant compete in the truest, most difficult category therefore they are all arbitrary
What the fuck, those nudes of Narcissa going around aren't real right?
>not linking them
Look up post 369186173 on the /v/ archive.
You've been fapping to some random dude lol
Just link it.
I'm not getting banned over fucking Narcissa of all things, don't be so lazy user.
linking posts doesn't get you banned you nerd
not him, but if he's saying looking it up on the archive it probably got deleted lol
linking to a post automatically takes you to the archive if you're not gay (though being able to see it depends on if it got archived or not)
see?
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>run in a straight line through empty flat plains for 8 mins, no monsters no obstacles no nothing
>diagonal run up the tower, gamebryo style for another 4 mins
>???
>profit
Nice speedgame Nintendo
I'm pretty sure no one there cared to make it a good speedgame. In fact there was an interview where they said it was deliberately made possible to just go to the final boss immediately.
I am not convinced that is him.
And before you say anything, I was 100% positive the webm was him.
worship your queen baka desu~
That's not Cosmo.
>she
um
Posting dies down when the Narci nudes get reposted. Really activates my almonds.
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>last thread took 5 days to reach 750 posts
why do you still cling to this general?
It auto updates in another tab. Veeky Forums extension is pretty great.
>popularity is the standard of quality and importance
Ask me how I know you're female. And probably reddit.
to find out when squid gets a new wr
Why not just follow him?
to expose grindxmonkey
You have never done this to anyone.
*rhesus chitters*
nice 'exposure' fag
*banshee screeches*
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Cosmo is dead and Narcissa killed him
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I wonder if stanzi knows anything behind the scenes that we don't
they were really close
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Anyone have a pastebin of the BotW route?
wander for 50min to spot
spend 12m to reach end
get stuff to win
win
gg
Who the fuck is this dude
Why does he look like a 35 year old autistic manchild
Why did Nintendo give him of all people an early copy of Zelda
grindxmonkey
*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!
2mil subs from mc and dabbles in speed on the side
took credit for breaking smw
ez way to promo to big audience
if youre serioues, hes pretty educated and has a huge audience from minecraft videos that scrape the far edges of the spectrum
doesnt float my boat but i dont think theres much reason to shit on him
>goose teaching this girl who has a bf how to play more GE levels
the thirst is real
>girl who has a bf
the irony
Goose is their Bull
ok goose
keep telling yourself that
cant wait to watch our guy mizureon try his hand at breath of the wild
>de hippie spacing
Goose is something I do not have a word for yet. Almost passive cuck. Or incidental cuck. He allows all these stream sluts into his life and inner circle and then doesn't do anything with them, or they are taken.
In real life it's sort of like hanging out with an attractive woman who is taken because they happen to walk in the door but you keep playing games and it is whatever.
If you let a woman come revolving door into your house and take your attention and use your utilities but you are not fucking her she is still hoing you.
Thanks for reading my blog. I got banned from pastebin.
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he's at her house bro
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It's an anology to his "internet space"
We call those nu-cucks.
>nu
skipping new and neo new
>speedrunning a game on release day
NO REASON AT ALL!
WORD
>two_anorexic_sjws.jpg
redpill me on ezscape
>open up pie switch unboxing stream
>LETS GOOOO
>close stream
>whos gonna throw down a hot sub if I open this box without a knife
65th for degeneracy
big daddy pie stikes again
what the fuck when did pie get 1200 subs holy marioni
he actually has 116.6 subs
the shitter who keeps making these ops wants to continue shilling sites and posting random game screencaps for some reason
its not release day for him hes had it for 2 weeks
Cosmo talked about maybe jumping off a building in his latest video.
What are we going to do to save him, friends?
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i know thats for you and me, some ppl got sent early copies to play by nintendo , includeing him so to him its not release day
when he started his sellout marathon and practically begged people to sub for him to do literally anything
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Nothing, if he's talking about suicide he won't ever do it, it's when they stop talking about it you have to worry.
Is that actually a trend? Or are you meming.
His friend that started all of this was always talking about it.
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It doesn't matter when he got it, might as well to allow Nintendo staffers to have ~world records~ before the official releases too.
the narcissa image removed from the archives, never to be seen again
It's a trend, the constant talking about it is the attention seeking/gauging reaction phase often many never get past. Why do you think so many suicides are met with surprise from those surrounding?
Will you be shitposting in narc's chat tonight?
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God damn. Cosmo's life LITERALLY depends on
this video game since she refuses to get a job.
I'm predicting this will be a disaster and she will go into extremely deep depression.
He still has $100k+ twitch dollyroos saved up.
>>>>>>>>>she
Well as of September 13 2016 he said he has $14800
But he has been getting a lot of Twitch bits so yeah he's fine money wise.
don't forget his patreon
That's just his bank account. He has invested in stocks.
nice
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