/owg/ - Overwatch General

>nearly at 2700 competitive points
>still not decided who to get my second gold for

32th for best geometrical shape

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Too depressing for a bright, optimistic world like Overwatch.

A county full of decaying corpses slaughtered wholesale by "Refugees" from the Omnic crisis could lead to some interesting, if bleak, map designs though.

Pharah is beautiful!

Can do.

LIES! Tracer loves Winston, just not romantically.

Why did they make Mercy so assless?

It's almost like she doesn't even have butt cheeks, she just sits right on her asshole and spine.

>This triggers the few surviving Winston mains

Mercy and Widow have the best asses

I wanna drown myself in her thighs

This fan made swedish map better for ya?

pvplive.net/c/overwatch-style-recreation-of-swedish-city-made-by

Correct post.

Pharahs mother is a raging whore

Pharah!

That's exactly why Winston is going to kill himself.
Tracer only loves him as a friend. Winston loves Tracer. Loves loves Tracer. He would die for her.

But she doesn't love him like that, and they can only ever be friends.

She is but we don't necessarily need another one hundred Pharah posts

Have some nice wallpaper fags.

You think Kings Row looks like a beacon of sunshine?

bottom 3 designs

robot bitch
zarya
sombra symmetra tie

discuss

MERCY

Pharah.

That age difference is fucked up

Would y'all watch a porno featuring all the Overwatch voice actresses?

>there are people that play capture the flag for fun and not just for the lootbox

I cannot tell you how badly I want to shove my head into widowmaker's pelvis while she wears that skin

ROBOT HORSE PUSSY

Orisa has 16 less dps than sombra

But has no damage falloff, no bloom and can fire for 15 straight seconds without a reload

Oh and she has 200 armor over sombra plus a shield and damage resistance ability that makes her immune to stuns

Crazy

>reinhardt would be two years old now

THICC

Does Orisa's gun do a little too much damage?

Nanomachines give him the libido of a man 30 years younger

I want to hug a wee little baby Reinhardt. Give him a cute little plush warhammer

not possible

ROBOT HORSE PUSSY

Tons of damage to tanks, a lot less to smaller heroes moving at mid range. It may get slightly nerfed, but it's not too bad now.

Kings Row's vibe is my most favourite of all maps

The only spray you should buy

I don't think it does that much. The problem is the clip size is HUGE. You can shoot it for like a whole minute.

>playing with a small plastic construction set
>his first words are HAMMER DOWN

And then there's Woolie

I know why Blizzard wouldn't want to put out an official timeline but it would help because the Omnic Crisis has moved around five years closer to the present than in that timeline.

that's the most adorable motherfuckin thing i've ever read.

Try to make everyone's backstory a little more depressing but try and support it using facts

>Roadhog/Junkrat
Junkrat probably still had parents when the core went off because he was 5, but like the rest of the Outbackers, they were displaced when the Omnics moved in so they joined the ALF to try and get their home back. They don't survive the core explosion and Roadhog takes care of Junkrat out of guilt

>Widowmaker
Back when resurrection lines were a thing, Widowmaker used to call out "Gerrard!".
She was doing this because in death/afterlife she was finally with him again and at peace until Mercy yanked her back into the realm of the living. She's crying out because she's lost him once again

Dat Zarya, the other people cannot even put of a real smile

Last one

>"Bastion is good now!"
So how long until people realize he's not and I can do my placements without risk of some idiot picking Bastion?

Orisa ult + Nanoboost + Mercy damage boost
Tank Bastion oneshots Reinhardt and Roadhog

So anyone got numbers on Orisa? What's the dmg boost from its ult? and shift's damage reduction?

>Civilization is an RTS.
Civilization is turn based you fucking mong

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Pharah?

age is just a number

50% damage boost
50% damage reduction

Do they have any plans for a hero that can reflect energy weapons? I've always thought it was kind of bullshit that Genji can deflect 90% of the cast but they don't put in a feature for for the other weapon types. I guess I got one wish with Orisa since she has a repeating ranged energy weapon. But I was thinking more like an energy based Soldier without the heal and maybe damage decreasing at range for the energy projectile.

Haha and prison is just a roomXD

50% for both.
Nanoboosted Orisa would be invincible unless they put a limit like Bastion, which they probably did.

Yeah, but she really really deserves a good event skin!

>on win streak
>get kicked lose 70sr

It's time to HALT!

Have there been any human drawings of Orisa yet? If so pls share

You can see her feet/hooves when she jumps.

Pharah...

>Junkrat
user please stop, it hurts.

With the end of one competitive season and the start of another come new opportunities and a chance to bring new members into the fold. Come drop by the Overwatch Masters Club if you'd like a discord primarily focused on Competitive Overwatch with some banter in between!

discord.gg/GVf8sWh

Not for sexual.

Looks like a star wars poster

I was wondering why they put a 70% cap on damage resistance when it was only Bastion but now it makes sense

Nothing illegal about it. Hefner was banging 18 yr olds when he was 70+, probably still does now.

Were his first words "crusader online"?

more please

I enjoy tragedyboners

CAN I FUCK IT?

>he finishes his bottle of baby milk
>"BRING ME ANOTHER"

HET

But what does she do when she has urges?

You can fuck anything if you try hard enough

the limit is 70% which is still effective invincibility, you cant actually do enough damage to kill them through healing period
the limit should be a hard 50%, so you get ONE of these things, no fucking stacking, the highest one just overrides the lower ones

How old would Balderich be? In his teens maybe?

The bigger crime is that Orisa's DPS is identical to D.va's point blank DPS, but Orisa can continue to do this damage at range unlike D.va.

Ignores them because she's pure.

That ass animation is disgusting.

>Strongfat African lady
I want

Pharaaahhh....

>Post yfw doomfist has a charging attack and Orasis counters the fuck out of it with fortify
>this is foreshadowed by the or15 that's been pinned to the wall in the numbani airport

it looks like she has t-rex arms, it's not even a perspective thing imagine that meatbag mistake standing up or wearing her armor she'd just have these tiny little arms holding a rocket gun and thighs bigger than her upper body i don't even think her jump jets would get her two feet off the ground

ban amari posters

>Liking Dva is pedophilia
End this awful meme already

if you ignore them you become high strung and desperate, or get raped

>pushes some kid down during hide and seek
>"DON'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING UP"

says the shuffling quadruped

>His first charge was forcibly rolling his crib out of his room and rolling it full pelt down the stairs, pinning his father to the wall in the process
>"CATCHPHRASE"