get house with a garage and buy a gun
Have you ever had your car stolen or broken into?
???
what's so bad about renting a house?
everyone does it when they move out of their parents house. some rent apartments, but some dont like noisey neighbors or they want their own lot so they get houses. what's the big deal?
Okay heres an idea
>what if you put a sign or sticker saying something along the lines of "smile youre on camera" or something to indicate that theres 24 hours surveilance?
I had a 4th gen Civic EX manual that I fucking loved stolen from a mall in San Jose. Cops just laughed at me when I called them up. They said they got several calls a day about 4th gens getting stolen.
Got a call a couple weeks later that it had been found, got to the tow yard it was stripped to the ground. Bye bye Civic, you are missed.
Also had my '03 Lancer broken into but all they got was a pair of sunglasses. This happened a block from the police station. Ballsy fuck.
>implying niggers can read
My rear window was broken but nothing was stolen out of it. Think I would have been less mad if they actually had stolen the new in box rotors that were back there, at least there would have been a reason for the glass to be broken.
Worked in Negropolis (East Cleveland) at a shop. Watched fat black dude try to steal a Caddy we were idling to bleed the coolant.
Negropotamus can't even get his gut out of the steering wheel to get away when boss walks out of office and produces a gun.
Discovered that the floor was rusted because his fat struggling ass dislodged the seat mounts.
Customer tried to blame us for breaking the seat, even after we showed her video.
>that comic and story
top lel
280zx was broken into and the stereo stolen. About 3 months later car was stolen and wrecked.
Yep, someone smashed my passenger window to steal a pack of chewing gums and that little thing that you glue to the windshield to automatically pay highway tolls (I don't know what it's called in English).
The fun thing is that not only they stole it, but they replaced it with an already stolen one, I guess they were hoping I wouldn't notice so they could freely use mine for a while before I deactivated it.
Jokes on them, I got a new seat, window and window motor in the process.