Three years ago I got diagnosed with tourettes and started getting a monthly injection. The thing is, it made me gain 250lbs in these three years time. I'm a fat sack of crap at 450lbs. I would get off the shot and lose weight but if I don't have it, I shake my head violently and scream NIGGER at everyone.
I want a car to go fast Veeky Forums. The thing is I have a thing for light weight shit boxes like miatas or mr2 spyders. The thing is I cannot physically fit in them, and they don't make enough torque to move my fat fucking ass.
When I wasn't a fat sack of shit I had a eagle talon that ran 10's. Things happened, it's gone now. Anyway I'm also 6'4" and it was tough fitting in the eagle when I was 200lbs.
What car should I get Veeky Forums? I have a 5,000 limit and I need some headroom, leg room, and gut room. The car also needs to make some torque to be able to move my fat ass.
Pic is semi related, it's an old mercedes diesel. Crazy Finn's have made them like 600 horsepower, and if I get a SDL I'd have plenty of room.
What do you suggest?
Camden Nelson
FUCK SALT
Tyler Morgan
fpbp
Adam Morales
>it made me gain 250lbs in these three years time
No, you made yourself gain 250lbs in 3 years time
on a more helpful note, any older american muscle car
Aaron Mitchell
Vintage internet
How I miss you
Luke Hill
ever heard of exercise?
Grayson Rogers
Ever heard. Of shut up!!!
John Bennett
So, If you don't get the shots, you turn into Veeky Forums?
Hunter Perez
found the fat fuck
Brandon Cruz
I do exercise. I walk about a mile a day and I don't eat shit. My breakfast consists of two eggs and toast, a tuna sandwich for lunch and a salad for dinner.
I will admit I drink 2 to 3 cans of coke a day which isn't healthy.
Nigga I AM 4 chan.
Grayson Parker
Found the assmad GM fangirl
Jayden Parker
>I will admit I drink 2 to 3 cans of coke a day which isn't healthy Throw that shit out and never walk down the soda isle again
Kevin Edwards
Older muscle is okay but where am I going to get a halfway decent muscle car for 5,000? I might be able to get a 85 iroc Z with a 305 or some other garbage like that. Even rusted el caminos are more than 5k these days.
Oliver Nelson
>i walk lol soda isn't the problem. it's the fact that this retard thinks low intensity workouts are relevant.
Jayden Lee
>on a more helpful note, any older american muscle car Really he should just go full american and buy an older pickup truck. He'd probably fit in an older muscle car though, i've been working on a 69 mustang recently and its got plenty of torque, plenty of leg room and plenty of gut room.
OP, lose some fucking weight, no injection causes someone to gain 200lbs in 3 years, its not voodoo magic. Get a calorie counter app on your phone get a scale and start watching what you eat.
Jaxson Foster
this. i have a friend who blames her weight on PCOS while she inhales candy and drinks a 12 pack of coke every two days.
drink coffee, tea, water, milk, and the occasional boozy indulgence, and stick to a reasonable calorie limit. i can't believe how oblivious some fat people are.
Parker Lewis
I'd personally recommend a Crown Vic or equivalent.
Jeremiah Miller
Keep looking m80 Found an old impala with a 350 earlier today for 6k in boomerland (central IL), didn't buy it because i'd have to drive it over 900 miles to get it home (visiting family)
Ryder Morgan
>i can't believe how oblivious some fat people are. It's kinda funny desu. How they sit there and eat and eat and eat. And then wonder how they got fat as fuck
Adrian Reed
Well it's that and the soda friendo
OP, start doing high intensity workouts, literally just youtube that shit. Cut the soda out, if you want fizzy drinks drink sparkling water. You can get those italian soda things from Costco, they're 0 calorie 0 sugar (afaik).
Jose Rivera
>high intensity workouts at 450lbs Enjoy blowing out your knees and aorta
Evan Butler
Yeah but don't they have artificial sweetener in them which I hear is just as bad as real sugar.
Eli Sanchez
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Wyatt Sullivan
don't use diet sodas as a substitute for regular soda. it's meant to be a crutch while you ween yourself off of soft drinks altogether.
Tyler Bell
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Nathaniel Cox
You think I'm fucking lying? My friend weight 650lbs. Went for a walk once and he literally shat out chunks of his fuckin aorta. DOA
Matthew Robinson
no, i know. it's funny cause it's true.
Brandon Campbell
Nigga your 2 1/2 of me. How have you not killed yourself yet?
Also a diesel truck or van should have plenty of room, and with some work can be plenty fast. I think the biggest game changer would be getting the suspension adjusted to your weight. Fat guy in a sports car never looks cool, but fat guy in a lifted pickup, you might pass for an average redneck.
Jace Harris
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Justin Williams
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Tyler Rogers
My ASS turned to JELLO
Colton Perry
Dodge Ram SRT-10 or a similar sport truck like for raptor or lightening.
And get off the meds. You are fucking disgusting bein that fat. You would be less offensive calling everyone nigger. I would appreciate your presence at least, but not if you're a fat.