Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1007

Pssht, /skg/ is sleeping edition
previous thread NEWS
>gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
Water-Gun Themed TPS, Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
>gematsu.com/2017/02/senran-kagura-estival-versus-coming-pc-march-battle-vixens-dlc-launches-simultaneously
Estival Versus PC release this march, BATTLE VIXEN characters finally being released in the west

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=�M���J�O
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

I WILL marry Asuka!

Would your parents approve of your senran?

Is your Futomaki thick enough for her?

It's big and thick. And HARD!

If anything, they'd be surprised I actually got a girlfriend, so of course they'd like her. She's a sweetheart.

My parents would literally approve of anything with an uterus, let alone a 10/10 cutie.

Homu would drag me outside to exercise regularly. They'd see the girl as a blessing.
My dad is also pretty bad at telling jokes, so her crustacean repertoire might actually impress him a ton.

I don't have a senran.
I only have a Mistress that I serve.
If my Mistress orders them to approve of it, I will do anything necessary to accomplish this.

user you need to work on your self-esteem

Not fair, Haruka can just drug them into acceptance

Would they know she's a ninja?

What do you mean by `self-esteem' ?
I don't need such a thing to serve Mistress Haruka.

I want leo to do me with a strap-on while she calls me degrading names.

>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

I want Mistress Haruka to laugh at me!

I'd prefer vanilla sex.

If your senran were to tell you that she's going to go to a surgeon to become a B cup, would you let her or oppose her?
If Mirai is your senran, forget it. She won't become bigger. And neither will Ryoubi.

Buddy.

Vanilla is the best.

I prefer ass to my face all the time

I'd ask Kafuru why she apparently really wants to go down one cup size
But alright if she insists

they wouldn't approve of her age or apparent ditziness, they might not give her the chance she deserves to show them she's a lot more thoughtful than she appears.

Mistress Haruka has all manner of potions and gizmos to increase and reduce breast sizes, why would she need to visit a surgeon?

She's a buddhist

>implying she wouldn't go visit one under the pretence for the breast reduction but in reality she just wants to have another member in her harem
Although that must be a really promising slave if she'd go to such lengths.

my parents grew up atheist/agnostic so that's not a problem, my dad actually dabbled in Eastern religions himself and while other parents were teaching their kids about jebus my dad was trying to explain the concept of yin and yang to me.

wat u guys up 2?

I love Hikage! Every thread!

I'm playing that too. still just starting and wandering around though have only done 2 shrines.

I've ended up finding the gerudo, all of them have amazing abs

I personally dislike nintendo games but I still hope you have fun

I'm sure your parents will approve your senran after seeing how she pour the tea in the glass.

Zelda's legit good, barring the graphics and performance issues.

if Nintendo had to move to be just a software developer I think it'd be for the best, make games for PS4 and PC, BotW at 60fps and with antialiasing on PC? Yeah I'd like that.

Cod Ghost

Zelda performance was patched outside of the starting area and one of the villages, I would personally rather them go to Microsoft for creative freedom reasons.

Playing Granblue Fantasy, getting close to reaching 300 cerulean sparks so i can get best girl.

Isn't christianity a religion from middle East?

Yes

well I mean far eastern. My dad studied Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism, as well as Abrahamic religions. He never became a devout practicioner of any by any means, but he liked certain concepts of each religion which he'd teach.. Yin and Yang, the absence of desire leading to peace and contentness, pacifism and forgiveness. The closest I can think of how my parents raised me religiously was Pantheism with moral and ethical parts of Christianity, Buddhism, and Taoism.

My mom grew up not having any religious teaching, because my Grandmother was raised catholic and my Grandfather was raised protestant.. they fell in love and instead of either of them converting (though officially Grandfather converted to Catholicism) really, they just, stopped practicing religion.

I always find it funny when people claim that all atheists are just edgy teenagers rebelling against their parents, when I wasn't raised by any specific religion, just a smattering of different morals my parents happened to like from various different ones.

Are you the one on Veeky Forums?

No? I only go to Veeky Forums, /v/, and I shitpost in /pol/ for amusement sometimes.

Oh, thought you were the one who post homu kaguni on Veeky Forums. There's also another user who post Haruka kaguni.

Wherever the boobs take me

I'm operating and mad that Kuroudo is not in PBS when it was the perfect excuse.

This is my wife. She's an oppai loli.

I wish Seimei, Chiyo, Ibuki, Bashou, Kuroudo and Kurohoro are in the game.

I'm sorry, but you can't marry someone else's wife. My wife.

she's not loli, she's just an early bloomer, she's also MY wife, fag.

>implying Marvelous won't milk it out the wazoo with DLC

If EV had nearly $200 in DLC, what's to stop them from having even more DLC in PBS?

If we apply today's logic, she's basically a loli.

her body and mind aren't childlike at all.

By today's logic I mean a fully mature female body, ready for sex, that isn't 18 years old are considered a "loli" and under no circumstances does she allowed to have sex.

Which is pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

How thicc is too thicc?

When the skin starts to fold.

Is PBS not on Vita? How will I play my anime titty games now?

I guess I could play it with PSVR on.

>What you playin' son?
>Uh, Resident Evil 7.

Either buy a PS4 or wait ~2 years for it to come to PC (1 year for localization, another year for PC port). That, or pray PQube does it instead of XSeed. They got Gal Gun onto PC within a matter of months.

I have a PS4, don't really PC game. Just worried about people walking in lel.
Guess I should move out parents actually won't let me ;-;

Miyabi is a good girl!!!
She's a happy girl! She's HAPPY and she's SINGING!!!

>that spoiler

I knew that feel. My parents were heartbroken that I left for my job/law school.

>Would you pet me?
>I would pet me.
>I'd pet me so hard.

If NW is anything to go by, Yomi and Ikaruga are sluts of the highest caliber.

Just remoteplay it on vita.

SHIGGITY SHEK IM COMIN FOR THAT SNEK

Holy shit I just thought.

What if...

All the senrans are actually animals and we just see them as cute girls?

Waiting for Nier. Playing Steam indie games because I ended up enjoying Undertale and was told Night in the Woods was kinda similar.

I like a slow careful pace in my narrtives, but this shit is just ridiculous.
NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING

shoo

This man approaches you and your Senran. He promises to solve all of your problems as long as you purchase his water filtering devices. Do you do it?

Shame Undertale has forever been ruined by faggots who scream "I WANT TO FUCK SANS XDDD" and meme all day long. It's a lovely game.

[nervous bear growls of denial]

How much does he want for it

did they really kill everyone on their path? holy fuck miyabi is a sociopath

Will he sell me his Super Male Vitality?

Who would be considered the globalists in the SK universe?

New Hebijo did nothing wrong

$300.00 is the lowest starting price. That cost does not include shipping fees.

>Letting a fanbase ruin a game for you

big mistake

Undertale is trash made for political fanatics.

>killing everyone in Gessen
nothing of value was lost except Shiki

It really isn't

Best and true opinion

Mirai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

didnt they also kill hanzo and crimson squad?

If that is what it takes to make Miyabi happy it is acceptable

Daily reminder that Murasaki never wanted to do anything, she was forced into murder.

Daily reminder that Senrans will never, EVER come out on Switch.

Nooo stop it

Daily reminder that this is why Murasaki is worst new Hebi

Which Senran would put on a kimono and give a lap pillow ear cleaning?

Yagfags, Ayamefags, Imufags, Ginreifags.

The best they can aspire is an one-sided relationship.

This is canon.

Is this post supposed to be painfully ironic?

Yumi

That's not how you spell "best".

Implying I want to be in a relationship with my Senran.

she is fat and clumsy only the dumbest would like this one

Even after all these years together, Hikage still finds ways to confuse Haruka.

Why was there never a Crimson Spark Spark! manga? It is absolutely necessary to find out the full details of what happened during that first crazy year in Hebijo with Haruka, Hikage and Imu.

Is Ginrei really an NTRing bitch? I like ojou ringlets.

>There will never be a Senran prequel where all the girls are in their early teens and flat.

I don't get it

>There will never be a Senran sequel where all the girls are in their early thirties and fat

I'm an Imufag.