>Many Nazis were astounded at the number of Polish children found to exhibit "Nordic" traits, but assumed that all such children were genuinely German children, who had been Polonized; Hans Frank summoned up such views when he declared, "When we see a blue-eyed child we are surprised that she is speaking Polish."
top kek. Were Nazis retarded?
don't Poles have more "Aryans" than Germany does?
>Were Nazis retarded?
yes
>were nazis retarded
well they beleive theuniverse was created by a block of ice colliding with the sun and that earth was the inner lining of a sphere with the universe in the middle of said sphere.
>No source
Wasn't Himmler the one with bullshit theories like the Aryan race being sent down from the heavens or something?
>Were Nazis retarded?
They invaded Russia
This is what happens when memes go too far. They took quite a few Polish kids back to the Reich to be "Germanized", as well.
They thought Atlantis was real and that the Tibetan Buddhists worship a supreme white God
Tbqh Poles are essentially just Slavic speaking Germans and vice versa. There's no difference between them phenotypically.
>himmler
yes, at the time tibet to the west seemed really mystical, there were stories of the lamas levitating during meditation and such, himmler had SS teams go to tibet to measure their skulls just to find out that they werent the same people. himmler went on wild goose chases through caves in europe to try to understand a past to a race, that didnt exist. if i was hitler i would have removed himmler, he alone was just such an idiot, who spent resources looking for things that didnt exist.
To be fair, most of this shit was only believed by retards in the SS. Most Germans thought the occult stuff was bullshit.
>yfw wolfenstein was a documentary
Yeah, it was mostly fringe elements who would've believed in stuff like Hyperborea and occultist ideas. People like Goering and Hitler would've just dismissed it it.
Tbh not that many people, SS or otherwise, excluding Himmler and other retards like him, believed in the Occult crap.
Nazis fucked up, most European children have blond hair as children, doesn't mean they're truly white
>You will never be sent on secret SS anthropological expeditions to Tibet by Reichsführer Himmler to perform Eugenic examinations on the locals and perhaps have a little fun on the side,
>He fell for the certain Europeans aren't white meme
ARYAN'D?
>That nose
>Berger
Also
>Implying you'd want to fuck some nasty ass frog-looking down syndrome Tibetan woman with a stinky, hairy pussy
He looks like a Swede
And even then, only a handful of SS believed to the extension which Himmler did. Sure, they thought themselves the master race, and didn't want to mix their blood with Jews and Slavs, but the actual textbook Aryans didn't have anything to prove like fucking Himmler did.
The SS weren't stupid men. They wanted power and they were quick enough to notice how much power they could get if they but paid a little lip service to Himmler's bullshit overcompensation, especially for the case of the Allgemeine-SS men. They would only have to answer to the chicken farmer rather then working up the ranks of the Party and having literally fucking Hitler as a direct boss.
The Nazi leadership was barely white.
Himmler looked like a gook and Goebbels like a jew
>Himmler wanted all the SS to be Aryan yet exhibited none of the traits himself
LMAO
What is the policy on historical based nudity on Veeky Forums btw? I have have pic of related.
And the SS were 60% foreign
Foreign =/= non-white
We're his eyes at least blue or some light color?
Define white, retard. Literally no one can and genealogists themselves don't use the three main general skull shape terms "Caucasoid" etc
Himmler was kept on because he was really good at managing the SS.
Truly the epitome of the "white" race
Goebbels could be quite cute desu. He was sickly as fuck and it really did a toll on him. But Jesus Christ did he know how to produce children. (eldest is his wife's son though, kek.)
Yes, National Socialists like Goebbels, Himmler and Hitler (excluding Goering because that motherfucker was handsome as fuck in his day) were ugly and thus subject to ridicule. But that was the point of the National Socialist movement's 1000 year Reich. IT was to be a long march to racial purity with each generation cleaner then the one before it. Ultimately Hitler fucked that plan over by expansion of territory before solidifying his base and show Western Europe they were a powerful block of Soviet Westward expansion.
He wanted too much too fast and it killed the dream.
I define white as being anyone of predominantly European heritage. Even Italians and Iberians
Yeah. Especially since some of them were from actually Nordic countries unlike Germany.
The whole Nordicism was largely an American theory that the Swedes refined, and fits (southern) Germany really badly.
The Aryan Germanic meme was made up by the French nobleman de Gobineau to basically place himself above the rabble(french noble are germanic franks while the peasants are gauls) and sort of loses it's power when you try to callan entire nation 'Aryan'.
How do you prove it buddy, you do realize dna tests like 23andme are based on archaeological evidence and secondary sources rather than 100% fullproof evidence right?
The Waffen-SS was 60 percent for, not the civilian branch in charge of policy. This was the case because in the winter of 1941 to 1942 the Heer used the Waffen-SS as cannon fodder while regular army units dug in. Eventually the old requirements had to be loosened and by spring it was easier to get into the Waffen-SS then it was the Heer. The other factor was the Waffen-SS was explicitly political and that was a huge turn on to Europeans who saw the Nazis as a great anti-communist hope.
Prove what exactly? You asked me to define "white" and I gave you my own definition.
>yfw George Costanza was in the SS
Why is he wearing a gay as fuck fez?
White is also a meme that has gone too far. It's pretty exclusively american and basically means any "non-ethnic" american. As more minorities become integrated they become white. First it was only the British, then the Germans, then the Swedes, then the Irish, Poles, Italians and even Jews.
>[citation needed]
This. White is a very lazy way for lumping every group of Europeans into some super melting pot of the European races.
Bosnian Muslims
>It's a Mehmet thinks he's white episode
>even Jews
She looks white to me.
Yeah if you go by pigmentation and facial features I'm sure you can find "white" people amongst basically any Caucasoid people. That's why it's a pretty useless category for anything else than social exclusion.
>>No source
You should try this cool new internet website called www.Google.com
No one KNOWS how the universe came to existence, every theory could be true.
Even though some theories are obviously more likely than others.
I think some frog just felt lime shitting us into existence and there is no way you could prove I'm wrong.
Said the virgin
>Were Nazis retarded?
Yes.
>French nobleman de Gobineau
>Gobineau was no socialist, but he had an intense hatred of capitalism, which allowed for poor men to rise up and become rich by their own talents and skills, something that was an affront to everything that Gobineau believed in
Holy shit, this guy is a supreme asshole.
How the fuck are you so much better than a peasant who got to your exact position through skill and work? Maybe even beyond? What a cunt rag. The French revolution doesn't seem so bad after all...
Capitalism confirmed for superior Darwin approved system.
So did Napoleon
I imagine a lot of the French aristocracy spent the 19th centruy being afraid of getting guillotined by any ideology that wasn't a complete supporter of the ancien régime
It's usually accepted.
>There are pages of careful observation of Himalayan people engaged in a variety of intimate acts.
Can you post this stuff too?
>Implying that only the objective truth can help a cause.
Wew lad.
>How the fuck are you so much better than a peasant who got to your exact position through skill and work?
Because his greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat...greatgrandfather got a fief for his leal service to Charles the Bald obviously.
Reading more about aristocratic Europe during the colonial era, these guys should be afraid.
A bunch of inbred useless fops with unwarranted self-importance living off of their greeaaaaaaaaaaat ancestors' achievements of pillaging a rotting Roman Empire over an entire millennium ago, then lords over a bunch of peasants and yet thinks it's something to be proud of.
>were ugly and thus subject to ridicule.
Men are supposed to be ugly.
Ernst Röhm was cute in an ugly way
> Men are supposed to be ugly.
You some kind of faggot, son?
They literally were like, "Alright guys, there are alot Jews who have nobel prizes in science, physics, biology etcetc, but they are jews so they HAVE to be lying, so Horbiger I want you to sit in office tomorrow afternoon and present to me the REAL way the universe was created"
Horbiger sat in his office and came up with Welteislehre or "World Ice Theory" in a day with literally no evidence. Its not even a theory is a hypothesis and this is why the word Theory means literally nothing intodays world.
It would have helped it alot more. now they are just idiots praised by memers on the internet.
>Weleislehre
Well, thanks for the fodder for my next Genius: The Transgression campaign.
>I seriously hope you don't invade russia
That's metal as fuck
You do realize that the Germans invaded Russia and beat them 20 years before in WWI right?
There was a revolution going on in Russia at the time.
No document on hand but I would like to take a look for obviously professional reasons.
Also, Jesus Christ Tibetan women are tough as shit to take their top off.
Yeah there was a revolution going on in Germany and Austria Hungary in 1918 too. They were defeated by the Entente just as Russia was defeated by Germany and Austria.
Those germoniggers even stole the >muh heritage theory from Poles
>Sarmatism (or Sarmatianism) is a term designating the formation of the dominant Baroque culture and ideology of the szlachta (nobility) of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth from the 16th to the 18th centuries. Together with "Golden Liberty," it formed a central aspect of the Commonwealth's culture. At its core was the unifying belief that the people of the Polish Commonwealth descended from the ancient Iranic Sarmatians, the legendary invaders of Slavic lands in antiquity.[1][2]
>polish WE WUZing.