/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>asian
>tattoos
yea she has probably been cum inside while being choke fucked more times than there are csgog posters

real talk
if pansy was sitting next to you while astralis vs navi was on and she took your pants of and started to stroke you slowly you would love it so much

>Look mom I am an announcer xD

Friendly reminder that CSGO is an anime-friendly video game.

those feet are manlier than mine lmaooooo

WOW NAVI YOU RETARDS

>navi vs australis
literally cheaters vs cheaters lmao
this is so sad to watch

if she didn't at least suck it I would feel left out

like what how is my cock not good enough for her but the thousands of other ones she's had inside her are

Just buy pistol armour every round

GG

I hope my cheaters win.

all """""""""""""pro""""""""""""""""""""" cs is cheaters vs cheaters its like pro wrestling everybody just accepts it because it's more entertaining than watching real players but I mean you're not shocking anybody by calling them cheaters of course everybody knows that but it's fun to imagine it as real

Remind me who we're rooting for to win this tourney

the guardian of our skines of course, user

cis scum

Our guy guardian

heroic for the memes

guardian is csgos main guy atm

how'd that nade not hit him

does anybody actually like danish teams theyre always such boring unlikable fucks

but JW....

ASTRALIS TAKE MY ENERGY

look jw is like the dependable girlfriend you keep around while you cheat on her with exciting new girls because she doesnt have the self esteem to leave you

of course he's still around it's just we want some other flavors from time to time

navi without zeus lol

>device

what the fuck was that reaction from device lol

is this a throw

>feet

what the fuck

GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES

Astralis are our guys tho

guardian will 50 bomb this game, favorite this post

>they don't know about Vlady

>asstralis
>our guys

hello reddo

kjaerbye literally cheating

hahahahahahaha

go fuck yourself

hello and good evening my good gentlesir let me redirect you to reddit.com/ posthaste

>#JustFriends

why do bitches gotta do that

either ironically or she's signalling to the turbo alphas on twitter that this beta isnt worth her time

because they know that a girl """""""""""""""""""hanging out""""""""""""""""""""" with a guy means they're banging each other

Baited for these exact (You)s

Danish teams are just autistic robots that play CS, even Fnatic have more personality

i hate women

oh user you got me good

I should have known nobody would unironically support danes over guardian

Exactly like us then

Astralis our guys confirmed

nah

FUUUUUCK SO CLOSE

NAVI PLS

FUCK

Guardian prob has sub 70 IQ

...

all awp-only players do

flush yourself

umm dotards?

>the largest csgo tournament of the last year
>barely more viewers than league with nothing special going on

FUCK YOU DEVICE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

#FaZeUp

is dota a dead game I dont follow the baby genre

not really

only guardian and chrisj have sub 70 IQ

League is the biggest game, we get it

just go back, please

>does anybody actually like danish teams theyre always such boring unlikable fucks
this
personality wise and playing style

they're the human race in a fantasy RPG
they're volvo, vanilla, a house in the suburbs

>skadoodle
>jdm

FaZe but I'm feeling uncomfortable with the amount of redditors supporting it now

>xypnix moving his crosshair to the perfect place when navi is peeking
is there any doubt that pros cheat?

baka when is FNX moving back to SK

Another game ruined by OP awp -_-

GUARDIAN YOU DIRTY SLAV THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

Rankup soon fellow gocarts!

get a tripcode already so I can block you're autism

Was this a t-bag or just a cheeky ass sniff

daily reminder that female cs go is /csgog/'s szene

>no cheats because women are more honorable
>no toxic masculinity
>smarter plays because females have higher IQ
>no sellouts because less money in the scene
>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs

So, why are u still watching male csgo?

>reddit supporting a cod team
wow shocking

"HE'S A MADMAN"

"WHOOPS HE'S DEAD"

went for retard repeaks and died woooo

*peek*
*kill*
*peek*
*kill*

Another game ruined by OP awp

-guardian
+Zeus

put s1mple to awp

Another game ruined by OP awp...

>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs
that's a 10/10 right there

>>faster reactions because females have shorter limbs

lanklets BTFO

but then /ourteam/ gambit would die

you guys need to stop this meme it's dangerous

>gun one shot kills at any range even if you dont headshoot
>the best players literally just stare at a wall
>players are forced to run directly into their crosshairs
>click when they do
>OH MY GOD WHAT AN AMAZING PLAY
literally every single match of cs is ruined by OP awp

the only entertaining rounds are when both teams cant afford awp

finally I can combo cs and soccer bets on tipico.

it's funny because this is how manlets get/look so big so fast

if you get a post similar to this to top 50 posts of /r/globaloffensive I'll give you an awp pink ddpat

sooo... astralis 2-0?

yeah but then they use op ak or op tec-9...

oh man if only something existed that would allow teams to obscure the vision of the enemy for a time period long enough to travel safely through.

i'm going to the beer store, you guys wants anything?

tfw 6'5 and work out every day, eat 4000 calories every day
look like an alien with anorexia
fucking sucks
but at least girls are into me because of my height, too bad I'm a loser who can't take advantage of it

I'll have a couple of nice dark lagers, you choose. thanks user. here's a 10.

navi has no chance on nuke

holy shit she has gigantic goblin feet

she looks like gypsy who figured out how to panhandle for skines