/owg/ - Overwatch General

Fuck new maps and modes, give me new heros.

Hero with a railgun when

>hold first because we had Bastion
>our turn to attack
>enemy team doesn't have a Bastion
Not sure if I should feel bad for having Bastion or if it's their fault for not abusing broken shit.

just copy and pasting the last OP

ill keep it in mind next time i make one

>discord
fuck off, stop trying to push this stupid shit. get the fuck outta here.

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1.5 years ago

So, a tank hero that can't be displaced, takes 50% reduced damage and a long range, hit-scan rapid autocannon with no falloff or spread?

So are we just not allowed playing Pharah, or?

Amélie's a monster.

This is /our boy/ Callahan.

Say something nice to/about him.

Play heroes that have more of an impact on matches or ones that have some amount of self-sustain

lose enough to get to silver

Why would robots that are mindcontrolled by a god ai form a republic

snipertank when

Thanks famalan

there are better pictures of her!

They're not hitscan and she's a big target that moves slowly when firing. I haven't had much of a problem with her as Pharah in the few matches I've played on ptr.

Hana pleases old men for buffs.

First for Server Browser was a mistake

>hitscan
technichally its projectile but it feels like hitscan

ana's nonscoped primary fire is projectile too but you only notice if you look really hard

how smug is your waifu

like?

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Roadhog is probably the best soloqueue hero since he can just do every role's job himself

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So doomfist in june then?

Apparently she's been neglecting her duties because her last "buff" made her near useless.

Non, je ne suis pas!

Daily reminder that Jeff said in his speech that they intentionally try to make characters "diverse and challenge stereotypes and listen to the (Tumblr) community begging for more female characters with different body types" and this piece of shit abomination is the result.

Zarya, Hog, 76 and even Mei can be a good choice if you get good at using your walls to separate enemies

Stop being out of position

This is why Blizzard shouldn't jump to buff/nerf characters. Retards spouting shit about heros they've never even played, most likely shit ranks, and have no experience with game balance at all.

It's like the requests for Sombra damage buffs all over again.

gee yeah i wonder

How is a fucking robot with 4 legs "diverse" or "challenging stereotypes"?

Fuck off, you stupid faggot.

I am s-sorry

3 placement matches done and 3 wins.

I'll keep you updated.

Where do you rank, /owg/? Top 3% here
>Bronze - 6%
>Silver - 22%
>Gold - 34%
>Platinum - 23%
>Diamond - 10%
>Master - 3%
>Grandmaster -

orisa is the ugliest thing ive ever seen. fuck blizzard

Thats a lightning gun

I'm so triggered by Orisa's Halt! ability.

It's gonna be so much of a fucking shithole especially in maps with cliffs.

Or when you keep missing shots

It's sort of scary how easy it's to get enviromental kills with Halt!.

>I'm so triggered by Orisa's Halt! ability.
Don't blindly charge into her?

where's my trap character

STOP
BULLYING
ORISA

I get to have fun with a new hero while you're mad about pointless shit.

How did i manage to do this /owg/?

This desu

What's wrong with Omnic drivers?

>technichally its projectile but it feels like hitscan

Some weapons are both, Ana's sniper for example. Depending if she zooms or not.

>technically
acshually

>master and gm made only 4% despite the piss easy season and broken placements

What the fuck.

>don't charge into her
???
Did I say the wrong ability? Because her Halt! ball thing can get me even if I'm 5000000ms away from her if she shoots it far enough, right?

THIS

She did something really embarassing when she jokingly cried out "NERF THIS," so the old men humored her

It feels like a totally unneeded ability that was only added there for the sake of bloat.

So I installed adblock for overwatch, what now?

True love

why is Orissa allowed 3 special abilities

if it's gonna be like that make 3 for all

D.Va is the killstreak Queen. That's pretty impressive, though. How do you deal with Zarya?

By playing d.va of course? She has 2 lives and only the last one counts.

sometimes they forget humans don't bounce off cars nearly as well as omnics

>pick _Win_ston
>some French guy starts yelling "me ooga winston booga switch winston please fuckin idiot"
>ask him why
>because it's booga your fuckin idiot
I ended up 52 elims 16k dmg and 15k damage blocked

Orisa is gay for the MEKA pass it on

kys you fucking commie cunt

Osira is african.
Osira looks like a robotic bull, especially with her kicking dirt emote.

Osira is an african bull. Osira is a robotic african bull.

What did blizzard mean by this?

New D.Va is actually pretty good desu. Completely negates Roadhog hooks.

Pass this *tokes up*

By playing d.va for only part of 1 game and then it guesses what your stats would have been if you continued at that pace for the rest of the game.

I've had it say I had 7000 elims per life before.

>Only around 8% of the population was above 3000 SR for season 3 at any one time.

Always wondered why decay applied to diamond but I guess that's why

she's bullshit

>can't play d.va on live because matrix bug
>can't play d.va on ptr because different matrix bug

Do you think McCree gets high?

What different bug?

youtu.be/EmS6jNML7MQ

STOP maining a hero. Switch to staller(Mei Dva Winston Tracer) when you are losing point

>get a quad kill as pharah
>team still dies and we can't cap the last point

black bois be mad

Can't use matrix at all on ptr if you recall mecha in battle after it got rekt or after you ulted. Need to die and respawn.

That's amazing

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Aw sheeit, guess I'll fuck a pawg

By not either swarming her or not engaging her at all, focus the supports or squishies before dealing with a Zarya.

>mcree
>getting high
He's not an edgy teen. Weed is bad for your aim.

LISTEN HERE YOU MAGGOT, THIS WILL FOREVER CHANGE THE WAY YOU PLAY ANY FPS, YOU AIM AT THE HERO, YOU DON'T FOCUS YOUR ATTENTION AT THE CROSSHAIR, BUT AT THE OUTLINE OF THE ENEMY, YOUR CROSSHAIR WILL ALWAYS BE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SCREEN, YET THE ENEMIES WON'T, WHEN YOU GET THIS PRINCIPLE, YOU WILL BE 400 % BETTER

I want to help D.Va with gender dysphoria and help her take the steps to starting HRT fug dvas boipucci

IMPORTANT.

I noticed that now Roadhog went back to pull you even behind walls. Really, I saw his fucking hook clipping through a wall and take me to his face. Anyone else?

By either* oops, have only slept 4 hours.

stop this
i dont want to play her
stop

It steadies the hands

edgy/10

one day D.Va comes to you asking if you can keep a secret, she sounds more serious than usual and she isn't making fun of your vidya skills.

she pulls you aside and says "user, i'm trans."

what do