Fastest vehicle on the planet

>fastest vehicle on the planet
How can anyone hope to compete?

Doesnt get me to work faster.
Who cares?

>fastest vehicle on the planet
My production motorcycle costs 1/10th the price and is faster in every measure of speed, 0-60, 1/4 mile, 1/2 mile, track performance and top speed
AND IT'S BETTER FOR THE ENVIROMENT LMAO

>inb4 damage control

What about cornering speed.

>faster to 60
[citation needed]
>better for the environment
lel no.

Jesus fucking christ why are people reacting so hard to that fucking challenger. if straight-line speed doesn't bother and is in fact, beneath you than just let the dudes have their thread. its like coming to a touge thread and asking why people's Civic hasn't won Le mans or posted an under 7:XX lap time.

I don't even like that car but are we going to be spammed with bait and shitposting threads related to this for the next upcoming weeks until it dies down?

Welcome to Veeky Forums newfag

>pls spoon feed me mummy!
Lmao tesla fags btfo beyond all recovery

I'll come back in 8 hours maybe you'll have recharged by then

they can't.

>slower than a sedan
LOL

Don't fucking reply to shit like this you retards

What's the make and model?

No u

found the pushcuck.

>no! they can't find out about my cage!
rotflmao. in stitches

fastest=highest top speed

quickest= smallest 0-60 time

Haha xd so epic and fahnny

By giving this thread replies you're only encouraging assholes like OP.

t. pushcuck

>fastest vehicle on the planet

>fastest vehicle on the planet

I have a gut feeling that this is false.

Did you see how that went?
You reply (like a dumbass) with a sage.
Then some idiot
Will reply without a sage.
Your reply and sage is meaningless.

>slower to 60
lol.

nigga please

I'd like to think I'm telling people to not even call it out as bait, just let it be.

>>better for the environment
>lel no.
How is the electricity made? Lots of coal-fired power plants out there and you Telsa fags sure don't mind putting them into over time..

Electric pollutes less.
>the United States only usescone source of energy
reminder that pushcucks are this stupid

Look up what it takes to create and dispose of a battery

Nope
My bike is faster in every measure

Get off my lawn.

sure this car may beat my Hellcat in the 1/4 mile but at least my Hellcat has a loud obnoxious exhaust!

>Quickest sedan in the world is American
>Fastest sedan in the world is American

The EPA already evaluated that electric cars still pollute far less even after factoring in the additional pollution that it takes to create a battery. keep repeating the same autistic shit and you'll get btfo every time.
nope. the model s.

>usescone

They also use alot of natural gas as well....

so you admit gm can't compete?

ITT: People who need to learn the difference between quick and fast. Acceleration and top speed too. This is like 5th grade science.

>muh semantics
pushcucks on suicide watch

not sure if you're too autistic to see this is a bait thread or i'm too autistic to see this is a bait reply

What?

>Nope
Lmao literal denial

Let me know when a tesla can beat a cheap ass motorcycle
Hell, even an electric motorcycle is faster than tesla shit doing 0-60 in under 1 second LMAO TESLA CANNOT CONOETE

Did they evaluate the effects of strip mining for materials to make the battery?

Either the environmental impact of strip mining, or the socio-economical impact of paying off questionable African warlords .

i could say the same to your initial retarded statement
>electric motorcycle
not production, lmao. BTFO.

>Hell, even an electric motorcycle is faster than tesla shit doing 0-60 in under 1 second

Have you ever tried to launch a bike?

>production
Doesn't say that in op, stay moving goal posts amd stay btfo LMAO

Yes, you retard. stay btfo
>no! please let me include it!
lmao @ ur life. stay btfo

>No! It doesn't count because it hurts my bottom!
Lmao literally gm fangirl tier

>no! please let me include it!
lmao, gm fangirl tier desperation

>this desperate to move goal posts
Daily reminder a tesla can't even lap the nurburgring, it's literally gm tier

Stay btfo
Literally no recovery

reminder that your motorcycle is slower to 60.

stay btfo

Sounds like we're gonna need a lot more fossil fuel for these electric cars...

So strip mining isn't bad for the environment. Good to know.

>i could say the same to your initial retarded statement


Well if you're that salty.

>upset tesla fanboy making up lies to deal with the fact his electricuck box is literally gm tier
Lmao

stay btfo

.

I'd bet you're a miserable bastard away from Veeky Forums as well.

>>fastest vehicle on the planet

Umm, sweetie, no.

...

Children, let the adults talk now.

Estimated top speed of 23,300 mph.

Cute

>Unmanned
GTFO of here, no one cars about how fast your robots can go if there isn't a human in it

>manned fags BTFO
>can't even break 25,000MPH
LMAO

>tesla can track your car's location anytime
>tesla can brick your car remotely as they please
>tesla will brick your car remotely if you don't service it when they tell you to

Tesla is a harbinger of the cuckmobile era that Veeky Forums has always feared. A future where you are no longer allowed to have any kind of fun with cars. They are only to be used to transport you to work and the tolerance educational facility.

>Not wanting to go fast
The only reason speed matters is so I can go faster than you.

>on the planet

It starts on the planet dumbass.

It's not on the planet when it's going 23,300 mph.

Still travels faster than any other vehicle while it's on the planet.

>Not wanting to leave this shit hole called Earth

The Apoll command module was faster during reentry

>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""speed"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" records
>Continental European """"""""""""""""""""""""""""speed"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" records

drive 290 miles

nice projection.