/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>playing ranked
If I did that again I'd transcend into the dimension of anger.

>/our guy/

you must pay the royalty tax (cute picture) before you can post dumb serfs

k

sup

NORTH AMERICAN SCENE OF COMPETITIVE DOTA 2

>should take reduced death timer
>feel i might need a piss break later

Dotards?

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>Posts Donald redrawn as Pepe
Not good effort

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

No.
Go back to Funland and learn to meme

whats the best way to get someone a VAC ban when you know theyre scripting?

>tried to sexually harass female co-workers at an event
>had an autism fit and literally started screeching autisticly at another even

he sure is "our guy"
if you mean a sexually depraved autismo, that is

*BRAAAAAAAAP*

>jelly that you aren't alpha as fuck like he is

>tried to sexually harass female co-workers at an event
nani?

Why does 4chink love Finnish memes?

fugg of

>Expect OC
>Gets a worthless image edit
Fucking 12 year old cancer

chad playing my game REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WALRIZ BUNCH :DDDD

It is not possible to have a conversation on Veeky Forums. Go outside.

do I watch chad packerson play dota or jerma
i don't care about smash

trees are not so good with motion you know

Does anyone else miss Aaron /ourguy/ 'Ayesee' Chambers?

Anyone here like Dota 2?

why do people like you post these weird conspiracies? fuck off

I actually uninstalled dota 2 yesterday to make space for dragon's dogma desu

yes but this patch sucks penis

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

>that smooth radio voice
>those one liners that never got old
>that complete lack of understanding of the game

I really miss him

>weird conspiracies

but its true

how come our boy looks like a DS 2 character?

Holy shit
youtube.com/watch?v=jzhxtdHNAyM

>Spectre is PA
this is more tinfoil than Alex Jones NWO chemtrail black helicopters over cloudbusters

But user now we have much more memorable casters such as...

As...

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Remember to buy the battle pass!

He has a lot of facts to back up exactly why and how and why she's become the spectre, going as far back as her original concept art, mate.

>watching reddit incarnate

in wcIII, the model for PA's heros ult was summoning a unit that was spectres model and that unit made small other units that was the base model of venge

>twitter.com/wykrhm/status/837809154399969281
uhmmmm

>twitch
>chat

twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves herr redditor

>col
>our boy

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"),

guys are evenings in arizona the most beautiful in the world?

>poster on d2g, the non-white general, talking about a non-white state

How do you go from 5,5k to 5,8k while only using clockwerk?

Why is na region split again??? They literally invited 5 teams from 2 regions because they are so trash that they have no teams at all

jokes on you I was making a referenc and you didnt get it hehehe

guys why did PPD disband

When's the open quals?
I need to see Sing's team

did they really?

>be centaur
>have blademail
>have 3k hp at minute 20
>invoker tries to meatball you
>he's a Wex Exort Invoker

By winning

For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
>- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
>- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:
>- Parties can only play in unranked matches.
>- Ranked matchmaking no longer has Captain’s Mode or Random Draft.
>- Unranked All Pick now follows the same picking order as Ranked All Pick.

>For this weekend we are testing some changes to matchmaking:

Parties can only play in unranked matches.

SOLO QUEUE IS BACK BOYS

>unranked all pick now has turn based drafts like regular ranked does
Dotards!?

>unranked
>serious business
>me and you

>aliens: covenant promotional tie-in item

Not that of a big deal honesetly
picking phase its just a little longer

my fuken dik

>he doesn't know about the sheever incident

>got brought to north america so no more tigers to ride

Why aren't you guys watching the NFL player play dota?

does this lower the skill cap?

interesting

Parties can only play in unranked matches.

DOTARDS BTFO

reminds of the guy in the end of this gif

i sometimes skip playing dota for a day and do some shit like being human or shitposting on facebook or whatever whenever i get anxiety at ranked and still do good the next day or even much better.
be angry if that guy skipped a week or more, that sure is to fire up the drowsy neurons

they just slapped bane's face into nyx

Reminder that valve is now testing if parties will do randomdraft, CM or continue playing all pick to see how TEAM rank mm will work.

there is 800 mb , i seriously hope it not some just shitty skins

same thing happened to me but the only difference is we're both drunk and i look so good that you can't say no.

What is this champ's name?

kekking at all the gulagites panicking as they cant blame their losses on duo and tristacks anymore
kekekek

amazing that's not a for honour pre-order skin

Warlock

sejuani

the only problem with parties is they care less if they lose but you get those type of people 1/10 games and parties tend to get serious because each member gets angry if ever the match resulted to loss.
the only thing i see on you is that you are so bad that you blame parties.

Tusk :DD

>no more random draft in ranked
>no more party ranked

Way to kill the game.

Once again reddit has murdered the game by complaining. Fuck you valve I had two level 1k+ compendiums and I'm never spending money on this game again

did new patch make solo q solo q?
I hope not. i just played a game with a guy that was like 500 above avg and his friend (who was 500 below avg) was actually far better, and even got commended by me and they were both good players

Who the fuck played random draft anyway

- Parties can only play in unranked matches.

THANK YOIU FAMPAI

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A lot of us do. Removes some of the cancer.

is this 1 step closer to white man's queue? is this going to make ranked dota 2 great again?

kek

what about this one?