Literally the fastest production car on the planet

>so desperate you have to lie
lel. are you the same pushshit fangirl from the other thread? lmao

If I remember correctly, back in 03, a production Lingenfelter corvettes were running 1.97 0-60s.

It still holds the title of fastest accelerating production car according to motortrend

>can't even get 200 miles in real world conditions with AC and shit.
>ludicrous mode gives it NINE minutes of power

Yeah, no one will EVER run out of battery at the drag strip.

>it's not fast
model s is faster than any other production car in history, lol.
>if i remember correctly a heavily modified 2 seater sports car beats a stock sedan to 60 by .2 seconds
LMAO.

lmao tuner cars arent production

quick and fast are two different things in the car world faggot.

>03
>rwd

vs
>17
>technology up the ass
>needs awd to compete
>still cant compete

At least you tried.

>can't even get 200 miles in real world conditions
It actually does. Que the damage control.
>no one will ever run out of battery at the drag strip
You're right they won't. A launch from 0-130 uses less than 1% than the battery. Additionally the car keeps working 25 miles after hitting 0%. You are retarded.

but it has the same top speed as a generic BMW sedan

so much meh

And your shitty ICE engine are neither of those.
>modified vs stock
top lel. ice shit can't compete with a sedan.
>can't compete
no the corvette can't compete. the model s is the fastest car on the planet. ty ty.

who cares. top speed is irrelevant.

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>tesla doesnt hold the title.
Please try again. Spouting shit doesnt make it right

>tuner cars aren't prooduction
>walk into a chebby dealership and order one

Wat?

>tesla doesn't hold the title
motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/

>In our testing, no production car has ever cracked 2.3 seconds from 0 to 60 mph. But Tesla has, in 2.275507139 seconds.

BTFO

>the model S is the third fastest 0-60 production car on the planet

Not the fastest. Not the best. In ONE metric, it's third fastest. And that ONE thing does not make up for the shitty batteries and their completely inconvenient ownership.

its not irrelevant when its slower than 50 year old Lamborghinis

>Fastest in the world

lmao

lol wtf are you talking about

Lingenfelter is a tuner

>get new tesla model 3
>realize they forgot to put a speedo in it and just slapped an iPad on the center console instead
>whatever let's see what she can do
>0-60 in 2.2s pretty fast
>car immediately enters limp mode to conserve battery
>limp it to gas station
>"uhh sorry sir we don't have chargers"
>finally make it to a charging point
>wait 4 hours to charge it up
>its dark out now
>iPad blinds me on the freeway home
>slight bend in the road
>wrap car around a tree

A-at least it's bioweapon proof

>model s is the fastest car on the planet to 60 mph
FTFY

>it's third fastest
nope. sperg harder dumb ice fag.
>slower than 50 year old Lamborghinis
Nope. But Lamborghinis are slower than the model s.

nope Tesla cant go faster than 155 even old ass Italian cars can beat that

>this same ice cuck is spamming all these threads with blatant lies because he can't cope with being slower

Lamborghinis are Still slower to 60.
LMAO

btfo

who cares when you get outran by a 50 year old car down the road lmao

LMAO.

>b-but muh top speed
irrelevant. sperg more

youtube.com/watch?v=l90eGFONV9w

Why are electric dicksuckers so stupid?
>motortrend btfos themselves

>quicker to 60
>still slower

LMAO

what a pile of shit

>modified
LEL.
>still slower
yes your push shit is still slower. LMAO

>Que
NO YOU FUCKING MORON
NO

IT IS CUE.

CUE THE DAMAGE CONTROL.

IT COMES FROM STAGE DIRECTION, WHERE ACTORS WAIT FOR THEIR CUE.

QUEUE IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE, BUT ONLY BARELY.

>pushcuck sperging like i predicted
lel lel lel.

Slower than a sedan. btfo.

Fastest accelerating to 60 not the fastest
The fastest tesla does 0-60 in 2.3 and a 10.78 second quarter mile

dodge's new demon meme does 0-60 in 2.3 seconds, and hits the quarter-mile in 9.65

good job losing to a monstrous rwd coupe that still has more range than your feminine delorean

nope

even a RT Challenger is faster than a Tesla

>still production

Sperg some more

Nope, the model s does it in 2.2 seconds.
see
good job losing to a sedan LMAO.
>Faster=slower
pushcucks everyone....
>modified
sperg harder

>Faster=slower

ikr

somehow 155 is faster than 170

Tesla a slow

>still slower to 60

>still production
>he still sperged

Yes good goy.

>still modified
lel
>he still sperged
lel pushcuck is talking about himself in third person. top kek

>he doesn't do 170 on the highway

>still production

Are you literally this retarded?
Or just for "muh ironic maymays"?

>are you this retarded
stay btfo. not an argument pushcuck. slower than a sedan. lmao

>being this defensive

Ill take user is fucking retarded for 500

>1.97
>slower than 2.28

Electric mongs are this stupid

nice projection

Thats not an argument.

Stay slow cuck

>modified
reminder pushcucks this desperate to beat a sedan lel.

stay btfo

>desperate
>Get btfo from a production car built 14 years ago with 50s tech

Pick one

That interior looks like a 1$ store.

>can't even get 200 miles in real world conditions

consumer report didn't get 200 miles (they blame cold weather)

auto writer here was sweating like a pig crawling home after 150 miles drive cuz battery warning

>modified
lel. sperg more

>who cares about top speed
Define: fastest
adjective: fastest
1. moving or capable of moving at high speed.

It's not a matter of who cares about what, it's the fastest accelerating car to 60 but that's about it. After a few attempts it fry's the battery anyway. Great car, very cool indeed, just needs to be seen for what it is.

But let me guess...... you think drag racing is /lgbt/ right? Ahhh Veeky Forums. The contradiction runs strong here. GM pioneered the "only fast to 60" thing 20+ fucking years ago.

>it frys the battery
no, it doesn't?
gm a shit

>spend $140k on the """""""fastest car you can buy""""""
>getting destroyed by a 6000lb diesel truck or somebody's $15k foxbody drag car
>priceless

>modified
pushcuck desperation at its finest. sperg more

>Driving a stock vehicle

Poor Warrantycucks everybody...

>modified
stay btfo

>being this mad that a pushrod engine is as fast as a Tesla and doesn't shit the bed after two runs
Lmao

>pushrod engine is fast as a tesla
[citation needed]

LEL. LITERALLY SLOWER THAN A SEDAN.

>shit the bed after 2 runs
your push shit might do that but a model s won't.

17006728
Shitpost harder my man.

You're delusional m8. The Hemi is a pushrod you ignorant dumbass. Why don't you set up a trip because we all know it's you whenever you post. You can't stand the thought of a pushrod engine for some reason.

>can't even prove his claims
LMFAO. pushcuck literally resorting to ad hominems. lmao

If it really is the fastest car then let's see what time it can do in the--

insideevs.com/expected-tesla-model-s-fails-lap-nurburgring-full-power-video/

>His wives bull fucks her in his pushrod powered CPO Escalade

Shieeett I'd be bitter too.

The interior looks so bland. Not even minimalistic, just bland.
Looks like file cabinet with and iPad & steering wheel slapped on.

>pushcucks now projecting
lel
and yet nothing can beat it to 60

If you're just buying a car solely for its 0-60 time you are a very sad creature.

t. pushcuck

>a bunch of 'smart' 4channers don't know the difference between fastest and quickest

The rotary engine won LeMans. Mazda is the only Japanese car maker to have ever won. GM has never wom LeMans. Has a Tesla car won LeMans?

>but muh 0-60

lol keep crawling back to your one and only advantage

Teslas while interesting are not cars.
They are appliances for people who have short commutes and make over 100k a year.

Alright, let me correct you then
>literally the fastest* production car on the planet
>*fastest to the speed the government allows me to go while I'm driving my wife to her bull's house

Is it fastest from 0-70?
Or in Yurop, where the speed limits are higher, is it fastest there?

Lol.

It sucks ludacris mode strains the car so much.

I honestly dont get why elon put it in his cars. He is an incredibly clever man im suprised he would risk people shitting on his car because there is a optional mode that makes you car into a pissing match but the pissing match turns into your first gay experience at camp and you put it in the back of your mind because father gregory is your friend and you dont want to see him hurt but now your 30 and you cant hold a relationship because you dont trust anyone to love you because you think theyll just leave you because in youre heart noone could love someone so broken.

Seriously. I never understood the point

>admits his push shit is inferior
/thread
>pushcuck
reminder that the demon needs a cage to set its quarter mile time. lel cuck literally needs its cage

sorry whats ur nurburgring time?

OMG! NO! DELETE THIS!

>Eurocucks so assblasted that an AMERICAN electric car beats their """"best""""
USA
S
A

>in our testing

Alphonse you stupid ape.

>literally slower than Clarkson driving a 2004 Diesel Jag around the Nürburgring

>implying the tesla can complete one lap of the nurburgring

they didn't forget.
it's just being cheap.
they wanted to put an ipad anyway.

i for one, are waiting for nip electric cars that is not the tragically ugly leaf.

>2.275507139 seconds

Was it really necessary to go this autist? Is the previous fastest accelerating car doing 2.275507140 seconds or something?

Nice credible source faggot.

I'm beginning to realize this is fat tards trolling. There's no soul in buying a 140k electric car and sperging how it's .02 seconds faster than the demon. The demon has rich heritage, a bitching exhaust note, and nice looks. The fact an ICE can even touch a battery powered engine is embarrassing enough as it is. If it's so god tier how come it barely beat the demon?

>Paid reviews

>I'm beginning to realize this is fat tards trolling.
So you're telling me that after the metric crap ton of the same threads, with the same replies and the same purpose, only now you are starting to realise that this is trolling?

Holy fuck, you're the reason that this board is going to shit. Retards like you keep replying to blatant bait and then complain about this kind of shit. Report the OP and dont post anything. The moment you reply he can twist it in his own way and frustrate you so you can reply again.

Fucking moron.

Not to mention that there's no way in hell the last six of those digits are accurate at all.

you're easily $20k off.