Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
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Because I have less than $3k in the bank and no credit history. Oh, and I'm perfectly fine with my car.
Because I'm not a dad going through a mid-life crisis.
>Starts at only $50k
>Faster than GT-R for half price
Choose one.
financing is a great way to build credit, GM is now offering $8k off selected model. btfo everything for less than half price™
>paying 50k for plastic
My 10k motorcycle will still beat it
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>Gm fangirls put this much effort in because they get super mad at just a photo
Lmao fken hilarious
Srsly tho, I like my cars to run for more than 6 miles at a time
*blocks your path*
I hate the corvette and its smug fanbase as much as the next guy, but you're projecting off the charts right now.
Don't give op the satisfaction of seeing you squirm like this. You just know he relishes in such thing. Be strong user, hold in there. We got this.
this post triggered him.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Insurance would rape me anally being 22
I post a single photo for years now
Gm fangirls are permanently damaged
Theres literally nothing they can do
Lmao
I'm getting one in 2 years when I get my reenlistment bonus.
>Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet
I don't need that.
>Faster than GT-R
Wrong.
>Looks as good [New model] Hennessey/W motors/Pagani/Koenigsegg/McLaren
No
>V8
That's cute.
>Starts at only $50k
>Starts at
Why is posting this not an auto ban?
Because it is a piece of shit that overheats after 6 miles???
>paying +$100k for jap shit
What's shit about it?
are you me?
I'm not retired
or retarded for that matter
That its a better car than my favorite one
>By far the best performance value in automotive history ever
>it its own domestic market
I live in Nippon land where the GTR is not only a measurably better car, but is half the price of the inferior grey import Z06.
>best performance value in automotive history
fixed that for ya
Where do you live?
I own a vette at 24 and have no problem with insurance
Pic related
I know this is bait but the FD pulls as many Gs on stock wheels and 90's tires. Pulls more with a proper setup, and the car weighs less than the C7
The corvettes exhaust note sounds like shit. It sounds like a tractor.
How much do you pay? And I'm in kansas city and have a couple of speeding tickets
>he doesn't pull skidz on gravel roads to hone the 2 wheel drift skills
Do you even supersport?
ouu my thread is still up :^)
this caused a trigger
Delicious :^)
>An v6 beats the v8
HAHAHAHAHA
Lol
This still causs the analpains