/fhg/ - For Honor General

I got 4 pages deep before clocking out last night. Haven't picked it back up yet today.

No, you are absolutely punished in no way for leaving.

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I forwarded my ports but I still get nat type moderate? The fuck do I do about this?

It's kinda easy to tell because For Honor runs on a predictable in-game schedule. Rounds last two weeks, and we're halfway through round 2 of season 1.

Plus, the game launched on Valentine's Day, so that's hard to miss, too.

>LB crying because he can't block fast enough
>LK says "spank me"
>LB flame burns brighter like his balls just got revved

>some people in here actually manually deploy war assets outside the last two days of each round.

not right now, it's all about revenge gear

There should be a sort of community event that occurs and allows you to fight Level 5 bot variants of campaign bosses. Gudmundyr, Apollyon, Tozen, Okuma, Momiji, Siv, Holden Cross, Stone, etc.

Where did those early (non-lewd) writefaggotries go?
>Shugoki (and Kensei) inadvertantly invent baseball
>Travelling Lawbringer and resident Nobushi defend an Ashfeld village from a Viking raiding party

I made a Warlord the king of the skies.

No, abandoning a game does not reflect on your W/L record. That's why fuccbois do it all the time when they're in danger of losing a game.

GETTING 8 KILLS WITHOUT DYING IN SKIRMISH IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE EVERYTIME I GET CLOSE SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID HAPPENS OR I GET GANG RAPED

IT DOESNT EVEN COUNT IF EVEN 1 PERSON LEAVES IN THEIR TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good pilot episode material desu
Like they haven't learned to work together yet

I do it every single match. Should I not?

Rage quits are sweeter than candy, better than sex.

Revel in them.

Doing gods work friendo

Friends list needs to be redone with an honorable field- I'm looking to do the allied brawler order but fuck if I'll play with some ganking faggot.

I simply do not understand people who ragequit first or second round against a Lawbringer. I main the weakest class in the game, how does someone get so angry so quickly with those odds?

Girlfriend is coming over today, so I'm gonna start writing some time tomorrow. For what it's worth, I have an idea of how I want to start.

Tempted to write something about this

It's not the Lawbringer, it's that they lost.

>Can't overhead feint warden because the light attack will hit you anyways essentially making him immune to all overhead attacks.
>Can't feint any other direction because the light overhead will interrupt you because good wardens know that's all they need.
>Can't effectively play defensively against a good warden without a full guard because both that and the zone can't be parried on reaction.
>Countering charge spam is literally a guessing game.
Help.

Conq sounds like cock.

As in "lost a round"? So anything less than a 3-0 in their favor is completely unacceptable?

>when the elimination match starts and your team dies instantly leaving you to fight 4 people stacking revenge gear

>Can't overhead feint warden because the light attack will hit you anyways essentially making him immune to all overhead attacks.
Blatantly untrue.
>Can't effectively play defensively against a good warden without a full guard because both that and the zone can't be parried on reaction.
Why would you need to parry the zone? It's unsafe on block.

Also you can totally reaction parry the top lights.

t. Lawbringer main

They need to give you something to do while in the matchmaking queue

Anything at all and I'm not even an ADD kid.

This will be increasingly obvious over the next few weeks

im just a retard with a bad sense of time
and i havent played in a bit too

Someone should do a friendship story between a stoic Lawbringer and a funny/eccentric Conqueror. Conk spends the whole story trying to get Lawman to lighten up as they fight across a battlefield.

Absolutely.

8 kills without dying is a quest? Never seen one like that.

A few threads ago, there was an user who proposed an upgradeable keep/fort/dojo system where you could build up your own hub world between matches.

You're right about the zone attack leaving him vulnerable, that was just me being upset and failing to remember everything.
But with the overhead heavy, explain how if you feint a heavy attack and he goes for the counter you can avoid the overhead light that comes out anyways. I really need to know.

First, the p2p system isn't fucking stable and a great deal of those might be legit.
Second, stats are fucking meaningless. They're buffed by fighting bots, and are hurt if you don't gank/ledge/buff at every opportunity.

Ubi is looking to penalize ragequits because they blame them for the heavy server load, but I think they're under the impression the D/C issues are ragequits as well.

Can you imagine the salt if D/Cs are punished as ragequits if the punishment is more than just 'that counts as a loss'?

That's insane. Even I've come back from a 0-2 game. The end result is all that matters, not stats.

Which one of you made this??

And may I please have the coordinates and details?

Ubisoft denying that D/Cs happen and just punishing them all as rage quits wouldn't surprise me at all. If it's punished by a cooldown before being able to play multiplayer again, they'll bleed players.

>Be LB
>Parry other LB
>Do unblockable because yolo
>He parries, does unblockable
>I parry back
>Weeb comes running and ruins it by attacking me

to you, yes

to autists that need to brag about their e-penis, no

>refusing to help teammates in 2v2

Why do people play 2v2 if they only want to 1v1? Killing your opponent quick enough to avoid being ganked is part of the gamemode.

I can tell you generally how to make that just looking at it. It's a black half circle, a black rounded triangle, the flying bird emblem for the black feather, and the red Viking hawk for the red pieces. All of that on top of a white hexagon.

The neck is part of the background.

What's the general opinion on emote-spam and other BM?
I understand it's "part of the game", but I can't really see any actual adult person doing this without realizing what a complete douche they are.
Some of the best games I had were matches with people being relaxed with each other, staying in the lobby, mixing up the teams and chatting about the game without all this crap.

>Help them
>They bitch about honor
Unless the other team ganked first I usually don't do it, I'm not mad at them if they do though because I don't personally care either way

Because it means you get potentially two 1v1s in the same round. It's a much more fun mode when you take turns.

Soulbabies

Happens to me all the time, with other LBs and Raiders. Just a back and forth. Probably the most entertaining thing to see since dual Orochi deflect dancing.

do it

Don't really give a fuck one way or another.
The emotes in this game are so bland that they are practically fucking subliminal.

I did, long ago during the Open beta

Don't have the original positions, but I used:

Helmet
>Half circle
>The dove with the spread wing symbol
>The triangle with one rounded edge

Face and neck
>Hexagon for the face
>Neck is the 3rd background from the 5th row
>That one eagle with two wings pointing upward for the hair

Ya--Ya---Ya--Y---Ya--YAAAH, HAHAAAA!

What sort of mood effects would you like to see added to the game?

Two things:
>Grow a thicker skin.
>Lighten up, they aren't being malicious, just having fun.

Hura hur hura hur hur hurraah!

Which is odd since there are missing emotes

>Implying you can't immediately tell the personality of a Peacekeeper by what emotes they use

For example, if they use the kneeling emote they're 100% ERP sluts.

It's a videogame, son. Don't bust a nerve over it.

because you can play brawl with a friend, while you can only duel by yourself

also every round, you fight a different class, which is a little more interesting

>help a teammate in 2v2
>everyone bitch at you
>don't help your teammate
>everyone bitch at you
You can't win

It is an objective fact that thrusting your crotch at people is hilarious

>after that massive failure, they get chewed out by lieutenant holden cross, because chief apollyon is furious at the pcp berserkers running rampant
>they are forced to work smaller cases
>where they meet the Warden, the up and coming by-the-book rookie that has no room in his life for fun, women or banalities
>watch out Roach City, these servants of justice aren't the prettiest, or the smartest - but they have hearts of gold.

Still, if you'd go and play a bowling match against other people and they'd act like assholes afterwards, nobody would say "it's just a game, bro".

Maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit...

Post Warden Fashion
Only fabulous warden allowed

Any honor fags want to group up for 8 games?

After 50-something hours I realized what infuriates me the most about the game.

Downtime.

I'd rather duel PKs all day long than wait for 30 seconds between rounds or 5 minutes to go to main menu because of ubishit coding.

>not pelvic thrusting as conq or furiously dabbing as lawbringer

what do you have against fun user

Well give details

Reminder to respect your fellow duelists and have fun. Teach each other new strategies and master your heroes. Above all, be kind.

Videogames are different from real life interaction, user. Emote spamming is like a victory dance.

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I don't gank because if i do it guarantees that you get ganked the next time it's a 1v2

>HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
is simply the best emote to spam

Or maybe Orochi's attempts to gain flight

I am convinced nobody actually knows what dabbing is anymore because that is not dabbing

>"He's doing an emote in game over and over! It triggers me!"

Mate you have autism. This is exactly why people do this so you get pissed. Working flawlessly it seems. Stay tilted and mad.

I would PAY for a serie like this
PLEASE

The default Warden gender is Female, but most people switched it to male. Is there another character that has their gender changed by players as often?

Why are all the legendary of whatever weapons so ugly?

>tfw cant make crest of lordaeron in the emblem editor

Orochi and Kensei

Warden X Orochi best ship.

Turkroach

Non-shitty Warden Ornaments when?

>Friends
Because the 1v1 mode doesn't have a pool and the maps are scrunched environment-laden prime garbage.
2v2 gives you 2-3 other people to play against, rather than just 1, better maps, and a bit of variety with the uncouth ganking shitters running around every once in a while.

The 2v2 mode is better for duelling than the 1v1 mode.
Play elims/skirmish if you want ganking team-based shit.

D L C
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As LB, I stand there silently and respectfully after a match. That'll change once I can unlock the Giddy Up emote, of course, for fun.

no idea why it quoted 'friends' there.

>Round 3 of Elimination, we're 2-0 up
>Kill my opponent
>All 3 of my teammates die
>Other team called no ganging right at the start, we'd respected that because they asked nicely
>They all jump me
>Fight all 3 off for a solid 3 minutes continuously killing them
>Their Conqueror keeps raising
>Finally kill the Conq, execute him
>Kill the Valkyrie
>Kill the Lawbringer

You'd best believe I'm pelvic thrust spamming when shit like this happens.

I really want a crown ornament for my Lawbringer. Along with the white-gold color scheme for my armor, it'll really sell the "royal executioner" theme.

Doesn't the faction that wins the season get an ornament or something? Maybe that one won't suck.

It'll probably suck. Ubi seems to think people like over engineered garbage.

He said that he's playing game for the first time and you trying too hard to win.

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PKs deserve no quarter.