/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

try not to create any black holes with your nostrils

me on the left

girl in the middle is cute

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good thing that anti-cheat is one of the top issues for 2017 for valve

>..

p sure thats mantrous or w/e his name is

I've kinda lost hope for LEM/Supreme ranks now. If every game I played at this rank has at least 1 waller pretending they haven't got cheats there's no fucking point trying to progress, but I don't wanna play community servers like faceit or esea

Chokesoldiers at it again

if you dont wanna play esea then stop bitching about it

Does Sweden even have csgo teams?

its honestly amazing how fucking garbage gambit is

really

its truly amazing to watch

>HObbitt killed Zeus =D (8) with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
They are beyond trash. That was fucking funny

EZZZZ

please kill yourselves gambit

is it worth it?

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play face it, esea has malware

better than mm yea.

yeah "malware" aka working anti-cheat
faceit has barely less cheaters then mm

>bitcoin miner implemented once
>kernel access
>backdoor
>password hashes (non salted btw) released twice

wew

>kernel access
do you have something to hide, goy?

TY Xantares

Yea, my passwords

>my passwords

Sounds suspicious. Stay away from esea, i dont want you to use your """passwords""" ingame.

Someone post a pic of stewie with the tranny

LMFAO

How can I prove it tho? I want that $$$

Haven't played in a while
is the game still shit?

So, does this game have hats yet?

Daily reminder that you should do the offical reddit stretching routine before every long cs session.

>youtube.com/watch?v=wYGfDCGrJ4A

Stay healthy and game on ;)

Still waiting for zippos skins for my mollies.

>Do more than 50dmg to all 5 enemy players
>Kill 1
>Die
>Nobody on my team manages to kill another enemy player

epic

oh you think?

everybody knows mm is trash
only douche nozzles aren't on esea

that's because you're supposed to yell "HE'S LIT HE'S LIT" as soon as you die so you know there's free easy frags for everyone to mop up.

>poles are the only uncucked yuros

Why did you reply to me if you didn't even reply

fnx X seangares

just imagine

Are sprays still limited use

yes

>Been thinking I've just been matched up with mute autists for the last week
>Game performance has been dropping becuase of it
>Turns out I disabled voice for playing a casual game and forgot to enable again
I apologize to everyone I played with for my lack of communication now

that happened to me a few times too
put voice_enable 1 in your autoexec so it always resets to enabled when you start the game

Thats a very good idea, Ta

Is skin betting completelly dead?

csesport and vpgame bruh

Why hasn't reddit complained about the walking headshot meme?

LOL

i love deag headshots when the enemy never even stops running

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Show me your M4 skine csgog

>plebbit strike

*hmmmmmm*

Its hella sik

>being 2 poor 4 skine

Noe skine ise pore skine

>Paying for the skin jew
Good goys

hello reddo

>Enemy buys scar 2nd round

how

imagine

you will never have a gf like this

why keep living

I think a knife kill should get you there.

The question more is why

save 800 from pistol round, win round 3250 (or 3500 if bomb/defuse), 1 knife 1500, or 4 frags n ur at 5k

>Finally get a game without cheaters/smurfs
>33/10
Feels good to know that I'm mildly competent at this game sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=9cPN7SmwSSM

NiP vs VP finals lads. The dream is real

>he doesn't want a fnatic VP final where fnatic edge out a bullshit win and the pollack crowd chimps the fuck out

>hardwell

Would be nice. Now we just have a crowd of people who dont give a shit

i got paid to cry at work for like an hour yesterday
thank god i have counter strike and csgog to come home to, you all understand

You sound like a little bitch

I'm at work getting paid shitposting on Veeky Forums. Sounds pretty fun until you're actually stuck at work doing nothing but shitposting on Veeky Forums

>profile is picture related
>join comp game
>as soon as I join some spic is raging on me without me saying a word
>couple rounds in I'm 10-2 and he has 1 kill
>ask him to get some kills, may be hard with his tiny hands
>he threatens to kick me
>calls me faggot whitey
>when we're 13-3 him and his buddy get me kicked, I was top fragging 15 kills about the next guy
>look at match later on and turns out they lost 14-16

FATALITY

What's his name again?

Mike "Like The Cock? Get The Shock" Pence

kys saxne

mike "there's nothing to fear unless you like it in the rear" pence

Mike "Like it in the crapper, you get the zapper" Pence

Mike "Homo Medicine From Thomas Edison" Pence

Mike "i'll give you fags a reason to be literally shaking" Pence

>tfw when you realize krieger is million times better thna the ak

play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=478689&find_comment_number=46

Is this some gay archer meme or do you not know what its actually called

Nah, hes talking about the .kkrieger game, only 96kb.

twitter.com/Sadokist/status/838175608408539136
Sadokist reminding me why he's Reddit's caster

>falling for the liquid jew

shoo shoo your memes don't work here

r8 my crosshair

Nah but seriously people make too much of a fuss over alcohol. Too many people think you must drink it or you are a loser or if you do drink it you will become an alcoholic in a year. No middle ground

>Not just carving those lines into your monitor
This is why you will never go pro, you cant make the real sacrifices.

>not becoming awoken to the blackedout reality
baka... he succumbed to the sober kike

Whining about people who you drink with (because everyone in esports is an alcoholic) trying to get you to drink on twitter is childish

>read RL's goty awards
>first award
>dota's talent is shit
>so are the fans
>sweden is also shit

>Refuse to drink or use drugs everytime you're out in public
>Get blind drunk and blaze it erry day when you're alone
You can be the worst of both worlds when you're me!

>Get far more kills with music playing
>But also die a fuckton more since I cant hear people walking
Worthwhile trade?